Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Phoenix Squad 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 66 yd, fielded by Take It Back (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | False start penalty committed by Throw Me The Ball | Replay |
| 14:58 | 1st & 15 | OWN 12.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ned Impossible] | Replay |
| 13:41 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 37 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Timmy Tebow pass to Freak Witherspoon over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush [missed tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Colonel Snoopy] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 31.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 20 | Timmy Tebow pitch to Guard Dunham to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 21.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Gym Rat over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush [missed tackle: Nikki Fictel (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 12.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 8 | Timmy Tebow pass to Slow Cooker up the left side [deflected by The Pirate Captain] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by No Slices, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 7:36 | ||||
| 7:36 | Kickoff by No Slices, 77 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed tackle: The Super Intercepter (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Von Miller] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Boulware] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pug Wilson] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 47.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: The Colonel (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Next Level Knocker (Power Through)] to the right (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Spike Ellis] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: C.B. Hitter] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 36.5 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure up the left side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tim Vastes] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1 yd loss) [Big Hit diving tackle: It`s Just A Phase] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 2nd & G | OPP 11 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pug Wilson] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 3rd & G | OPP 8 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught [TD] (8 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 1:25 | ||||
| 1:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 71 yd, fielded by Take It Back (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay | ||
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle up the right side [deflected by Dexter Coakley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:14 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by Punt Er, 28 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:10 | ||||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 27 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Colonel] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 3rd & inches | OWN 30.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, caught (24 yd gain) [tackle: Spike Ellis] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Lady Majeure, hurried by Speed Kills But Strength Crushes, up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:35 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Aaron Ross (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: The Colonel (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Parris Wilson] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 41.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Super Intercepter] | Replay |
| 12:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Weapons Free pass to The Outrider over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ash Ketchum] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Next Level Hitter] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 15.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Lady Majeure, hurried by Parris Wilson, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:09 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 15.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pat Surtain Jr.] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Steve French rush [missed tackle: Steaming Down Your Lane (Lower the Shoulder)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: The Super Intercepter (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Tim Vastes] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & G | OPP 3 | Weapons Free pass to Molotov Cocktease over the middle, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 9:25 | ||||
| 9:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 72 yd, fielded by Take It Back (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Timmy Tebow pass to Freak Witherspoon over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Gym Rat up the right side [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 32.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Bottle of Lightning over the middle [deflected by The Brown Widow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:15 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Punt Er, 34 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 8:08 | ||||
| 8:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Aaron Ross] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: The Colonel] | Replay |
| 6:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch screen pass to Steve French to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: John Lynch] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: Parris Wilson (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (46.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:48 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 5:48 | ||||
| 5:48 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 76 yd, fielded by Take It Back, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Lightning in a Bottle] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 5:45 | ||||
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Weapons Free pitch to Warriana, the Amazon to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 31 | Weapons Free pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Hitter] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ash Ketchum] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 11.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Speed Kills But Strength Crushes] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 12.5 | Weapons Free pass to The Outrider over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Boulware] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Run Protection] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Spike Ellis (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 71 yd, fielded by Take It Back (23 yd return) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay | ||
| 2:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Timmy Tebow screen pass to Guard Dunham to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 31 | Timmy Tebow pitch to Guard Dunham to the left (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | False start penalty committed by Nikola Jokic | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 15 | OWN 28 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 38.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Phoenix Squad | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 38.5 | Timmy Tebow pitch to Guard Dunham to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 36 | Offensive Timeout Called: Phoenix Squad | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 36 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 4th & 4 | OWN 39 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: Phoenix Squad | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 46 | Timmy Tebow bad pass to Mismatch Witherspoon up the right side intercepted by Bobbi St. Simone [TD] (50 yd return) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:00 | ||||
| 0:00 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by No Slices, 67 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: The Hamburglar] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure up the left side [deflected by They Don't Know Me Son] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters up the left side intercepted by Pat Surtain Jr. (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Stars and Garters] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 14:49 | ||||
| 14:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Bottle of Lightning over the middle [deflected by Dexter Coakley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Guard Dunham rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 20.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Gym Rat, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by No Slices, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 13:38 | ||||
| 13:38 | Kickoff by No Slices, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Ultimate Dotter (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jed McKnight] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson over the middle, caught [TD] (77.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:02 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 79 yd, fielded by Take It Back, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Timmy Tebow pitch to Guard Dunham [missed diving tackle: Watch and Ward (Power Through)] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle [deflected by The Pirate Captain] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:56 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Punt Er, 56 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 11:48 | ||||
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 21.5 | Steve French rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Von Miller] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Stars and Garters to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Aaron Ross] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 58 yd, fielded by Take It Back (7 yd return) [tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 10:00 | ||||
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Timmy Tebow sacked by Ned Impossible (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 27 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 40 | Guard Dunham rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay |
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Guard Dunham rush [missed diving tackle: NT - 3 (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 48.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 41 | Timmy Tebow pass to Bottle of Lightning over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 26 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Jabba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25.5 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 24 | Guard Dunham rush to the right (no gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: NT - 3] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | False start penalty committed by Hot dog! Treister's a Hulk! | Replay |
| 2:58 | 1st & 15 | OWN 19 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jed McKnight] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 20 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Spike Ellis] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 31.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Jed McKnight], fumbled , recovered by Hot dog! Treister's a Hulk! (1 yd return) [tackle: Ultimate Dotter] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Jed McKnight (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Boulware] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Steaming Down Your Lane] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Speed Kills But Strength Crushes] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 37.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Night Dick over the middle [deflected by T Sizzle] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 4th & 7 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 44 yd, fielded by Take It Back (30 yd return) [tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Guard Dunham up the right side [deflected by Action Johnny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle [deflected by Watch and Ward] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:02 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 47 | Punt by Punt Er, 40 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (9 yd return) [tackle: Tim Vastes] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 14:53 | ||||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ash Ketchum] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 21.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Speed Kills But Strength Crushes] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 24 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ultimate Dotter] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 25.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pug Wilson] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Run Protection] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 26 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Weapons Free pass to Warriana, the Amazon up the left side [deflected by Peter Boulware] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 45.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Spike Ellis] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 38 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Run Protection (Power Through)] [missed tackle: John Lynch (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Peter Boulware] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 27 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Knocker] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & inches | OPP 22 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed tackle: It`s Just A Phase] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Next Level Hitter] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 14 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Next Level Knocker (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Parris Wilson] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 8.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush[forced fumble: Run Protection], fumbled , recovered by Von Miller (0 yd return) [tackle: Weapons Free] | Replay |
| Phoenix Squad 7:30 | ||||
| 7:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 13 | Timmy Tebow pass to How to Win Friends and Influence People up the right side [deflected by Action Johnny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 13 | Timmy Tebow pass to Guard Dunham up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Guard Dunham rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23 | Timmy Tebow sacked by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:25 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 19 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 24 | Punt by Punt Er, 39 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 5:57 | ||||
| 5:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Weapons Free pass to Ahoda Fun Club up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Tim Vastes] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 42.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 4th & inches | OWN 46.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Hitter] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Next Level Knocker] to the right (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Parris Wilson] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 40.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Run Protection] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ultimate Dotter] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Defensive Timeout Called: Phoenix Squad | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Speed Kills But Strength Crushes] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 34 | Defensive Timeout Called: Phoenix Squad | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 34 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught (20.5 yd gain) [tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Phoenix Squad | Replay |
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 14.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 15.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |