Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Phoenix Squad 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 66 yd, fielded by Take It Back (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | False start penalty committed by Throw Me The Ball | Replay |
| 14:58 | 1st & 15 | OWN 12.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ned Impossible] | Replay |
| 13:41 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 37 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Timmy Tebow pass to Freak Witherspoon over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush [missed tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Colonel Snoopy] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 31.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 20 | Timmy Tebow pitch to Guard Dunham to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 21.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Gym Rat over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Big Dog Witherspoon rush [missed tackle: Nikki Fictel (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 12.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Mismatch Witherspoon up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 8 | Timmy Tebow pass to Slow Cooker up the left side [deflected by The Pirate Captain] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by No Slices, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 7:36 | ||||
| 7:36 | Kickoff by No Slices, 77 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed tackle: The Super Intercepter (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Von Miller] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Boulware] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Next Level Safety] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pug Wilson] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 47.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: The Colonel (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Next Level Knocker (Power Through)] to the right (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Spike Ellis] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: C.B. Hitter] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 36.5 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure up the left side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tim Vastes] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1 yd loss) [Big Hit diving tackle: It`s Just A Phase] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 2nd & G | OPP 11 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pug Wilson] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 3rd & G | OPP 8 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught [TD] (8 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Phoenix Squad 1:25 | ||||
| 1:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 71 yd, fielded by Take It Back (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay | ||
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watch and Ward] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Timmy Tebow pass to Lightning in a Bottle up the right side [deflected by Dexter Coakley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Timmy Tebow pass to Who do you think you are? I Am! over the middle [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:14 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by Punt Er, 28 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:10 | ||||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T Sizzle] | Replay |