| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | 14 | 13 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 34 | Final |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 10 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 0 | 31 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus[Monster Hit forced fumble: STripper Sands], fumbled , recovered by THE INVADOR (0 yd return) [tackle: Deion Ponce] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 8.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Magic Bus Redux rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 13:41 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 78 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle [deflected by Leonard Driscoll] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance up the left side intercepted by Cote de Pablo [missed diving tackle: Rusty Pierce] [TD] (44 yd return) | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 12:54 | ||||
| 12:54 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:54 | ||||
| 12:54 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd, hurried by I Rush You, to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Peyton Redd rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jordan Rivers] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Metal Massacre rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the left side, caught, knocked loose by combo meal SUPERSIZED [deflected by combo meal SUPERSIZED] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | Boozy Patton pass to Rusty Pierce up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (27.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Leonard Driscoll] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by S100 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the left side, caught, knocked loose by S100 CB [deflected by S100 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:03 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson, hurried by George Patton, over the middle [deflected by combo meal SUPERSIZED] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:59 | 4th & 10 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:55 | ||||
| 8:55 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 71 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (23 yd return) [tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 8:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] to the right (10 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 36 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle intercepted by Mark Angel (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Derik Whitfield] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Popeye Pierson] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: S100 CB] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 22 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 13.5 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Patton] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Tommy Milton pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:32 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:32 | ||||
| 3:32 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 65 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (24 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 3:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith bad pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:23 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the left side [deflected by Kenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End up the right side intercepted by Ashin Kusher IV (8 yd return) [tackle: Marvelous Mal] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:12 | ||||
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by combo meal SUPERSIZED] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance up the right side [deflected by Hunt U-Down] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Romeo Snow up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Metal Massacre rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Great White] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 14.5 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side [deflected by Leonard Driscoll] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 14.5 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Isaiah Ackerman, hurried by Random House, up the left side intercepted by KoB's Ronnie Lott (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Isaiah Ackerman] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed diving tackle: Tyler Miles (Power Through)] to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 48 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Norman Kitchen (Power Through)] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay |