| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | 14 | 13 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 34 | Final |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 10 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 0 | 31 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus[Monster Hit forced fumble: STripper Sands], fumbled , recovered by THE INVADOR (0 yd return) [tackle: Deion Ponce] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 8.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Magic Bus Redux rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 13:41 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 78 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle [deflected by Leonard Driscoll] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance up the left side intercepted by Cote de Pablo [missed diving tackle: Rusty Pierce] [TD] (44 yd return) | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 12:54 | ||||
| 12:54 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:54 | ||||
| 12:54 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd, hurried by I Rush You, to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Peyton Redd rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jordan Rivers] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Metal Massacre rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the left side, caught, knocked loose by combo meal SUPERSIZED [deflected by combo meal SUPERSIZED] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | Boozy Patton pass to Rusty Pierce up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (27.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Leonard Driscoll] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by S100 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the left side, caught, knocked loose by S100 CB [deflected by S100 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:03 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson, hurried by George Patton, over the middle [deflected by combo meal SUPERSIZED] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:59 | 4th & 10 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:55 | ||||
| 8:55 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 71 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (23 yd return) [tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 8:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] to the right (10 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 36 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle intercepted by Mark Angel (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Derik Whitfield] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Popeye Pierson] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: S100 CB] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 22 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 13.5 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Patton] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Tommy Milton pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:32 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:32 | ||||
| 3:32 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 65 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (24 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 3:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith bad pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:23 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the left side [deflected by Kenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End up the right side intercepted by Ashin Kusher IV (8 yd return) [tackle: Marvelous Mal] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:12 | ||||
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side [deflected by combo meal SUPERSIZED] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance up the right side [deflected by Hunt U-Down] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Romeo Snow up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Metal Massacre rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Great White] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 14.5 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side [deflected by Leonard Driscoll] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 14.5 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Isaiah Ackerman, hurried by Random House, up the left side intercepted by KoB's Ronnie Lott (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Isaiah Ackerman] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed diving tackle: Tyler Miles (Power Through)] to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 48 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Norman Kitchen (Power Through)] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (36 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side [deflected by Ashin Kusher IV] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed tackle: Jacob Gilbert (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 4th & G | OPP 0 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 13:13 | ||||
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Popeye Pierson] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Lay Rewis [deflected by Lay Rewis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Jack Torrance up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:21 | 4th & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 56 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 12:16 | ||||
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser, hurried by Norman Kitchen, over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DeJuan Groce Rafiki] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 27.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 28 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 34 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Geno Smith bad pass to Caught It up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:15 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Geno Smith pass to Caught It over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush [missed diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 39 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 37 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side [deflected by Norman Kitchen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 28 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 5.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 2:41 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 1.5 | Magic Bus Redux rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:38 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 2:38 | ||||
| 2:38 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 74 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus[Monster Hit forced fumble: STripper Sands], fumbled , recovered by THE INVADOR (0 yd return) [tackle: Ervin Burks] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:34 | ||||
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Geno Smith bad pass to Caught It, hurried by Archibald Campbell, over the middle [deflected by Archibald Campbell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Geno Smith pass to Malicious Mal up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 10 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Geno Smith screen pass to Jody Hamlin to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Geno Smith screen pass to Stoutleg Bruiser to the right side [deflected by Philipp Lahm HHWC] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 3rd & G | OPP 4 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:44 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, missed | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 1:44 | ||||
| 1:44 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tommy Milton pitch to Deion Ponce up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Tommy Milton pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lay Rewis] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 49.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 49.5 | Tommy Milton rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Patton] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 50 | Deion Ponce rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS (Power Through)] to the left (22.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | Geno Smith pass to Jody Hamlin up the right side [deflected by Mike Minter Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser over the middle [deflected by Diabolico Coupè] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:48 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | Punt by Les Claypool, 41 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (7 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: STripper Sands] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:42 | ||||
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 22.5 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Jack Torrance over the middle [deflected by THE INVADOR] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 22.5 | Tommy Milton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Leonard Driscoll] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Jack Torrance up the right side [deflected by Strong Safety 2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 47 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson over the middle, caught, knocked loose by UND Harry Peacock [deflected by UND Harry Peacock] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:12 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 47 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 41 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 10:07 | ||||
| 10:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 13.5 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 15 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 26 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 28.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 48.5 | Geno Smith screen pass to Jody Hamlin to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Catchem] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Magic Bus Redux rush [missed diving tackle: Henry Morgan (Hurdle)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield, hurried by Norman Kitchen, over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 26 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End up the right side intercepted by Kenny Cover (0 yd return) [tackle: KoB's LeBron @ Tight End] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen, hurried by George Patton, over the middle [deflected by THE INVADOR] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side, caught [TD] (88 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:57 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:57 | ||||
| 2:57 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 63 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (21.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 30 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 34 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Geno Smith pass to Jody Hamlin over the middle [deflected by Norman Kitchen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] [TD] to the left (41 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:10 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:10 | ||||
| 0:10 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (25.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: STripper Sands] | Replay | ||
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 28.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Peyton Redd to the right (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance, hurried by Random House, over the middle, caught (34.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Metal Massacre to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Random House (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Strong Safety 2 (Hurdle)] (12 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Peyton Redd to the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Rusty Pierce over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: S100 CB] | Replay |
| 12:19 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 12 | Tommy Milton rush [missed diving tackle: * Frick (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (12 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:13 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 12:13 | ||||
| 12:13 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 77 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal [missed diving tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] (24.5 yd return) [tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay | ||
| 12:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 11:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield, hurried by Archibald Campbell, over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Magic Bus Redux rush [missed tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 33.5 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 47.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side [deflected by Nathan Gerry Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:05 | 4th & 5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Les Claypool, 54 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 8:59 | ||||
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tommy Milton pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught [TD] (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:48 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 75 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (26 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay | ||
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Derik Whitfield rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 29 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 4th & 2 | OWN 29 | Magic Bus Redux rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Geno Smith sacked by Diabolico Coupè (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:39 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 45 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudy Eastman] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End over the middle intercepted by Kenny Cover (0 yd return) [tackle: KoB's LeBron @ Tight End] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 4:45 | ||||
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Tommy Milton pitch to Peyton Redd up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 37.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:09 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 37.5 | Tommy Milton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen over the middle [deflected by Strong Safety 2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:05 | 4th & 12 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 45 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:57 | ||||
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 23.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 26 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End over the middle intercepted by Ashin Kusher IV (0 yd return) [diving tackle: KoB's LeBron @ Tight End] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 2:14 | ||||
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Stone Jacobsen, hurried by Random House, over the middle [deflected by Cote de Pablo] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:09 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Tommy Milton pitch to Peyton Redd to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lay Rewis] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 32.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance, hurried by I Rush You, up the right side intercepted by Cote de Pablo (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Jack Torrance] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:57 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 42.5 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 41.5 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |