Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Caracas Cartel 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 35.5 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Billy Sims to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 35 | Punt by Ray Guy, 22 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Jenny Curran] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 14:26 | ||||
| 14:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Too Many TDS up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Young Forrest] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to The Running Man to the left (no gain) [tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Bubba Blue] [missed tackle: Jason Gildon] (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 29 | The Running Man rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maj West] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 30.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Too Many TDS to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Gildon] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 40.5 | MVP Machine rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Maj West] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to The Running Man, hurried by Bubba Gump, to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maj West] | Replay |
| 9:52 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Off to Retirement to the left side, caught (23.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps, hurried by Bubba Gump, to the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Young Forrest] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 26.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Speed Machine over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 26.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to The Running Man to the left side, caught (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Robinson] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Next Generation Kong rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS [TD] to the left (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:04 | Extra point attempted by Big Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Caracas Cartel 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 64 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (29.5 yd return) [tackle: Big Foot] | Replay | ||
| 6:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Snoop Dogg up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Goo fy screen pass to Billy Sims to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Micah Parsons] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 35 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Kid Rock over the middle [deflected by Beast LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:10 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by Ray Guy, 26 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (8 yd return) [tackle: ST 1] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 6:02 | ||||
| 6:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Jeff Demps rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bubba Gump] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 49 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the left (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | MVP Machine rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: James Farrior] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 30.5 | One Hit Wonder pitch to The Running Man to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Judy Robinson] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 14 | OPP 31 | False start penalty committed by O'Cyrus Torrence | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 19 | OPP 36 | Strong Arm Witherspoon bad pass to Zachariah Cooke, hurried by Jack Butler, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:32 | 4th & 19 | OPP 36 | Punt by Big Foot, 17 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Beast LB2] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Donald Duck up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Goo fy pitch to Billy Sims to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Franco Harris [TD] to the left (59 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:28 | Two point conversion attempted by Billy Sims, converted [2PT] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 1:28 | ||||
| 1:28 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 42 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (22.5 yd return) [tackle: ST 1] | Replay | ||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dr Smith] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 49 | Defensive Timeout Called: Caracas Cartel | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 49 | MVP Machine rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Judy Robinson] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Caracas Cartel | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 48.5 | Jeff Demps rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Young Forrest] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 8 | OPP 48 | Defensive Timeout Called: Caracas Cartel | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 8 | OPP 48 | Punt by Big Foot, 24 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (10 yd return) [tackle: Rudolph Velez] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 0:59 | ||||
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Goo fy pass to Kid Rock over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Beast LB] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Snoop Dogg up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fast Hitter] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Goo fy screen pass to Billy Sims to the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Kid Rock over the middle [deflected by Beast LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:04 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49 | Goo fy screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught (28.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |