Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Caracas Cartel 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 50 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (17 yd return) [tackle: The Container] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Cool Hand Luke screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Mejia] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Notorious B I G rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ibrahim Proctor] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 38.5 | Cool Hand Luke bad pass to Slim Chipley up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:47 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 38.5 | Goo fy pass to Pop Eye up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Beast LB] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Notorious B I G rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudolph Velez] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 27 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Jim Morrison up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ibrahim Proctor] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Notorious B I G rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Randolph Ortega] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 18.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Pop Eye up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:29 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 18.5 | Goo fy pass to Henry Ford over the middle [deflected by Beast LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:25 | 4th & 8 | OPP 18.5 | 35.5 yd field goal attempted by Morten Anderson, made [FG] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 11:21 | ||||
| 11:21 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 47 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (19 yd return) [tackle: Jason Gildon] | Replay | ||
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Too Many TDS to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Levon Kirkland] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Jeff Demps rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kevin Greene] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 49.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to Too Many TDS to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kevin Greene] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 42 | MVP Machine pitch to The Running Man to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 39 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Quick Legs Witherspoon pitch to Off to Retirement to the right (31.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:51 | Extra point attempted by Big Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Caracas Cartel 7:51 | ||||
| 7:51 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 50 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (18.5 yd return) [tackle: D`Junior Wiley] | Replay | ||
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Cool Hand Luke sacked by Perry Jenkins (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:05 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 33.5 | Goo fy screen pass to Slim Chipley to the left side [deflected by D`Junior Wiley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 33.5 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Billy Sims to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 33 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (22 yd return) [tackle: Kevin Greene] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 6:15 | ||||
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | One Hit Wonder pitch to The Running Man to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Young Forrest] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 41 | Next Generation Kong pitch to Too Many TDS to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Donnie Shell] | Replay |
| 4:52 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 42 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Jeff Demps up the right side [deflected by Kevin Greene] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:46 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Big Foot, 14 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (fair catch) | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Notorious B I G rush [missed diving tackle: Bart. Scott. (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ibrahim Proctor] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 32.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Snoop Dogg, hurried by Rudolph Velez, over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grimm Reaper] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Goo fy screen pass to Billy Sims to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Donald Duck up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 44.5 | Notorious B I G rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rudolph Velez] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Billy Sims to the left (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Grimm Reaper] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 39.5 | Goo fy pass to Jim Morrison up the left side [deflected by Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 39.5 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Billy Sims to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Sauce Gardner] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 4th & 12.5 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 29 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (10 yd return) [tackle: Richard Nixon] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 0:34 | ||||
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | The Running Man rush to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Robot] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 28 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Too Many TDS to the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Robinson] | Replay |