Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| WAR MACHINE 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pitch to The Running Man [TD] to the left (58 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:45 | Extra point attempted by Big Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Caracas Cartel 14:45 | ||||
| 14:45 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 47 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Sack Machine] | Replay | ||
| 14:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Franco Harris rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grimm Reaper] | Replay |
| 14:05 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Jim Morrison up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Goo fy pitch to Franco Harris to the left (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fast Hitter] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to The Ghoul over the middle [deflected by Javier Murphy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Goo fy pass to Pop Eye over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Beast CB] | Replay |
| 12:14 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Donald Duck up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Shallow Man] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Goo fy rush [missed tackle: Sack Machine] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Javier Murphy] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 21 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Notorious B I G to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fast Hitter] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 17.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Jim Morrison up the left side [deflected by Minkah. Fitzpatrick.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:10 | 4th & 6 | OPP 17.5 | 34.5 yd field goal attempted by Morten Anderson, made [FG] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 10:06 | ||||
| 10:06 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 50 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (27.5 yd return) [tackle: ST 3] | Replay | ||
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jason Gildon] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 46.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Too Many TDS to the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Gildon] | Replay |
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Bam Bam] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 29 | MVP Machine rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Gildon] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to The Running Man to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 24.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon pass to Too Many TDS up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:28 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 24.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 4th & 9 | OPP 22 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Too Many TDS to the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judy Robinson] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | One Hit Wonder rush to the left (2 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Jenny Curran] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Next Generation Kong rush to the left (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 3rd & G | OPP 11.5 | Strong Arm Witherspoon bad pass to Melo Catchings up the left side [deflected by Donnie Shell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:50 | 4th & G | OPP 11.5 | 28.5 yd field goal attempted by Big Foot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 3:46 | ||||
| 3:46 | Kickoff by Big Foot, 51 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (19 yd return) [tackle: Sack Machine] | Replay | ||
| 3:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Notorious B I G [missed tackle: Marques Mejia (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Perry Jenkins] | Replay |
| 3:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 41 | Goo fy rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 45 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Donald Duck up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaire Alexander] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Donald Duck over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Container] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 41.5 | Goo fy sacked by Micah Parsons (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 44.5 | Billy Sims rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Beast LB2] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 4th & 3 | OPP 43 | Punt by Ray Guy, 22 yd, fielded by Off to Retirement (6.5 yd return) [tackle: ST 1] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 0:02 | ||||
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Strong Arm Witherspoon screen pass to Jeff Demps to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |