Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ozzy Osbourne] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & G | OPP 7 | Assassin's Apprentice rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy Rhoads] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 3rd & G | OPP 6 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pitch to Maria Lindsey [missed tackle: Jeff Lynne] [missed tackle: Jon Bon Jovi] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kid. Rock] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 4th & G | OPP 3 | 20 yd field goal attempted by Jim Reaper, made [FG] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 13:11 | ||||
| 13:11 | Kickoff by Jim Reaper, 68 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page[forced fumble: Roman Reigns], fumbled , recovered by Roger. Taylor (1 yd return) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay | ||
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Jack White rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 12:25 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 26 | John Bonham rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Womack Hogan] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 27 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Reed Hays over the middle, caught [missed tackle: **Jihaad Campbell**] (10 yd gain) [tackle: The HeaT DuhalskI] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Jack White over the middle [deflected by Public Ebony 2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jim Morrison to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The HeaT DuhalskI] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 44.5 | John Bonham rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Street Bob over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hargrove THE HAND McDonough] | Replay |
| 9:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 45.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jim Morrison to the left (no gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 45 | John Bonham rush [missed tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Eric Clapton rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 37.5 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jack White to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Public Ebony 2] | Replay |
| 7:27 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 33 | Jim Morrison rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 33.5 | 50.5 yd field goal attempted by Jeff Beck, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:00 | ||||
| 7:00 | Kickoff by Jeff Beck, 71 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (35.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Robin Zander] | Replay | ||
| 6:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: David Bowie] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 39 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Angus Young] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 42 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ozzy Osbourne] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 43 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Stevie Nicks (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Ozzy Osbourne] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Maria Lindsey rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Ozzy Osbourne] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49 | Maria Lindsey rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Grace Slick] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 47.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Assassin's Apprentice to the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geddy Lee] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Langston Stone rush to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Bob Seger] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: C-Town MF'n Hood | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33.5 | Langston Stone rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Ozzy Osbourne] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 33 | Defensive Timeout Called: C-Town MF'n Hood | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 33 | Maria Lindsey rush [missed diving tackle: Geddy Lee] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Graceson Littleton] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: C-Town MF'n Hood | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:02 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 27.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:15 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 28.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |