Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jeff Beck, 78 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Ginger Baker] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 27 | Assassin's Apprentice rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: James Brown] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to The White Prophet up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Archer Stokes JaXX over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Ginger Baker] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bob Seger] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 41.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Sky Pilot, hurried by Duff McKagan, up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Lee] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Graceson Littleton, over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Lee] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi [missed tackle: Stevie Ray Vaughan (Power Through)] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Bon Jovi] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Niko Augustine up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ginger Baker] | Replay |
| 10:23 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pitch to Maria Lindsey to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Otis Redding] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Bob Seger] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Niko Augustine over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: James Brown] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 29.5 | Maria Lindsey rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Peter Frampton] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Jim Reaper, made [FG] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | Kickoff by Jim Reaper, 77 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jack White to the left side, caught [missed tackle: The HeaT DuhalskI (Power Through)] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Jim Morrison rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jack White [missed tackle: **Jihaad Campbell** (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hargrove THE HAND McDonough] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 32.5 | Jim Morrison rush [missed diving tackle: Edward England II (Power Through)] to the left (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Jack White, hurried by Quick Ben, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Luis Kinsey] (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Freddie. Mercury up the left side [deflected by Public Ebony 2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:35 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | Eric Clapton rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Bucher DuhalasKi] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 41.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Reed Hays over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:57 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 41.5 | 58.5 yd field goal attempted by Jeff Beck, missed | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 4:53 | ||||
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grace Slick] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Soldier's Son over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elvis Presley] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49.5 | Langston Stone rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ozzy Osbourne] | Replay |
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Maria Lindsey rush [missed tackle: Eddie Vedder (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vince Neil] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pass to Soldier's Son up the left side [deflected by David Bowie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:14 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Shawn Chase to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Bowie] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Graceson Littleton] [missed diving tackle: Grace Slick (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Stevie Nicks] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 29 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Langston Stone over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Kid. Rock] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Maria Lindsey rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Angus Young] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 21.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Otis Redding] | Replay |