Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jim Reaper, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Jim Morrison over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow (Power Through)] (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: The HeaT DuhalskI] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Joe Satriani up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Jack White rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 41.5 | Ritchie Blackmore bad pass to Reed Hays up the left side intercepted by **Jihaad Campbell** (0 yd return) [tackle: Reed Hays] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 13:42 | ||||
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by Otis Redding] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Lee] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to The White Prophet up the left side [deflected by Geddy Lee] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Niko Augustine over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Elvis Presley] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 23 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi [missed tackle: Jon Bon Jovi] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Graceson Littleton] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Maria Lindsey rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grace Slick] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 15.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Soldier's Son over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ginger Baker] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Assassin's Apprentice up the left side, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:46 | Extra point attempted by Jim Reaper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by Jim Reaper, 73 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | John Bonham rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Jack White rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | John Bonham rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by James Hetfield, 42 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:04 | ||||
| 9:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Robin Zander] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Soldier's Son over the middle [deflected by Vince Neil] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:24 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 32 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Langston Stone to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: David Bowie] | Replay |
| 7:48 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Clem Reaper, 44 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page (fair catch) | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 7:41 | ||||
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jack White to the left (no gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Roger Waters over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Jim Morrison over the middle [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:23 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by James Hetfield, 53 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Stevie Ray Vaughan] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 6:15 | ||||
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Maria Lindsey to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Eddie Vedder] | Replay |
| 5:50 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 29 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pass to The White Prophet over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Bon Jovi] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 33 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Sky Pilot up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Lee] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the right (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Robin Zander] | Replay |
| 4:00 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Soldier's Son over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elvis Presley] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Maria Lindsey to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Randy Rhoads] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 48 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Vince Neil] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 46 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Sky Pilot up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Redding] | Replay |
| 2:12 | 4th & inches | OPP 39 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Redding] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Nicks] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Frampton] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 34 | KoB's Marques Tuiasosopo bad pass to Dante Osborn over the middle [deflected by David Bowie] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 4th & 7 | OPP 34 | 51 yd field goal attempted by Jim Reaper, made [FG] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | Kickoff by Jim Reaper, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Joe Satriani up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Luis Kinsey] | Replay |