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Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME EIGHT

University Elite #1- The Western Conference (playing at home) won four out of six inter-conference games. The West leads the series 12-6.

Game of the Week: Free the Weed (17) v. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (10): Minxy has, unfortunately, had to interview the owner of Free the Weed, Medicated, at the conclusion of many heart breaking losses by his team. Just yesterday, Medicated lost a tournament game to the VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY in which his Free the Weed team was winning 13-10 with 44 seconds left in the game. Minxy has gotten used to Medicated's incredible bad luck, but today, even the Medicated jinx could not undue the incredible performance by the Free the Weed defense. Free the Weed managed to hang on for a victory against the always tough Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts. Free the Weed's defense led the charge with 3 team interceptions and strong performances by the defensive line including (DE) Pringles Honey mustard's 3 sacks and 3 hurries and (DT) paper towel's 12 reverse pancakes.

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Pin Point Accuracy -owned by DavyJonesLocker: I know everyone is tired of me pointing out how difficult of a time Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8 is having in University Elite League #1, but today's game was simply absurd. DavyJonesLocker can build fantastic DOTs and husker4life and his coaching staff can game plan with the best of them. So when you put all of that talent together, you end up with a stat sheet for (QB) Pin Point Accuracy that looks shamefully opulent. (QB) Pin Point Accuracy might as well have played against no defense. He passed for 807 yards and 14 touchdowns. Minxy hopes to report at least one Player of the Week for Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8....but it is not looking good.

Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Off Da Chain Dog -owned by BoxwrencH: On the bus ride over to Huskies Stadium, the visiting VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY sat silently and prepared themselves for the upcoming battle. With military-like precision, the team orderly exited the bus and entered the visitor's locker room. The players gathered around their owner for their pre-game instructions. "The Yukon Huskies have not given up more than two touchdowns in the past 4 games" said POOPERDOG7. "We need to expect that points are going to be hard to come by today and therefore our defense needs to dominiate the game." demanded POOPERDOG7. "Who is going to deliver for the Black Army today" inquired POOPERDOG7 as he gazed at his players huddled before him. The first man to his feet was (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, barking loudly and pounding his chest. POOPERDOG7 nodded in approval and his Black Army rushed out of the locker room and took the field. (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, twice in the first half of the game, prevented 4th down conversions and forced turnover's on down with big sacks like this play:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927998&pbp_id=792914
On the day, (DE) Off Da Chain Dog made 8 tackles, 5 sacks, 5 hurries and 1 reverse pancake.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Quinn Aviles - owned by derflutie1916: Hammer Time is staking a claim as one of the best team's in University Elite League #1. Today's victory over American Muscle was their most impressive game this season. (K) Quinn Aviles made 3 field goals and scored all the points Hammer Time needed to secure its victory. Hammer Time also scored a punt return touchdown, but that was just gravy.

POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Free the Weed - (Victories over Nebraska and Davy Jones show that this team can beat anybody)
5. Hammer Time

im in love

Originally posted by Medicated
Much respect "Davey Jones" . Always a battle with your great looking team.


Another fine report this week. Win or lose we like em to be tight lol.

I just can't acknowledge a post where I'm referred to as a Monkee. 😁

Which I assume is deliberate, hence the quotations. 😭😭😭

I cant sit back and hold my tongue any longer. I am sick of NY Buzz being such a damn bully. You have publicly taunted me on the forum pages and privately harassed me with your PMs and I am sick of it, NY Buzz. My Monsters are facing your NY Buzz team tomorrow and I am going to demonstrate that you are not as invincible as you claim to be. Everyone else in this League seems to be giving your NY Buzz team too much respect, but that ends tomorrow. They say you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, well guess what NY Buzz, I am making you my huckleberry. The Universal Studios Monsters - NY Buzz rivalry is going to be fire.

Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME EIGHT


Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Off Da Chain Dog -owned by BoxwrencH: On the bus ride over to Huskies Stadium, the visiting VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY sat silently and prepared themselves for the upcoming battle. With military-like precision, the team orderly exited the bus and entered the visitor's locker room. The players gathered around their owner for their pre-game instructions. "The Yukon Huskies have not given up more than two touchdowns in the past 4 games" said POOPERDOG7. "We need to expect that points are going to be hard to come by today and therefore our defense needs to dominiate the game." demanded POOPERDOG7. "Who is going to deliver for the Black Army today" inquired POOPERDOG7 as he gazed at his players huddled before him. The first man to his feet was (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, barking loudly and pounding his chest. POOPERDOG7 nodded in approval and his Black Army rushed out of the locker room and took the field. (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, twice in the first half of the game, prevented 4th down conversions and forced turnover's on down with big sacks like this play:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927998&pbp_id=792914
On the day, (DE) Off Da Chain Dog made 8 tackles, 5 sacks, 5 hurries and 1 reverse pancake.

POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Free the Weed - (Victories over Nebraska and Davy Jones show that this team can beat anybody)
5. Hammer Time





I'd suggest you try to get an interview with (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, but PDOG says he never speaks. Dog wandered on the field the first day of training camp with a 10" piece of broken chain hanging from his neck. VBA's blind side OT ASTANA ARFC tried to square off with him head to head and almost missed the season opener due to the twisted ankle he got from trying to stop the Dog from getting by him. After that day, QB Gun Slinger refuses to get under center if the Dog is lined up and it's a third down pass simulation. Rumor has it, the Dog is the culprit that left the present in the middle of locker room floor after the tie game against Davey Jones. The Pirates cleaning crew had to call in ServPro to get the smell out. Fair warning, interview at your own risk.

Originally posted by BoxwrencH




I'd suggest you try to get an interview with (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, but PDOG says he never speaks. Dog wandered on the field the first day of training camp with a 10" piece of broken chain hanging from his neck. VBA's blind side OT ASTANA ARFC tried to square off with him head to head and almost missed the season opener due to the twisted ankle he got from trying to stop the Dog from getting by him. After that day, QB Gun Slinger refuses to get under center if the Dog is lined up and it's a third down pass simulation. Rumor has it, the Dog is the culprit that left the present in the middle of locker room floor after the tie game against Davey Jones. The Pirates cleaning crew had to call in ServPro to get the smell out. Fair warning, interview at your own risk.



Awesome stuff!!

Originally posted by armadafalls
I cant sit back and hold my tongue any longer. I am sick of NY Buzz being such a damn bully. You have publicly taunted me on the forum pages and privately harassed me with your PMs and I am sick of it, NY Buzz. My Monsters are facing your NY Buzz team tomorrow and I am going to demonstrate that you are not as invincible as you claim to be. Everyone else in this League seems to be giving your NY Buzz team too much respect, but that ends tomorrow. They say you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, well guess what NY Buzz, I am making you my huckleberry. The Universal Studios Monsters - NY Buzz rivalry is going to be fire.

This is Bull!!! Stop sending me PM's asking to create players for my team. The NY Buzz is going to beat the heck out of the Universal Studios Monsters tomorrow.

Originally posted by BoxwrencH




I'd suggest you try to get an interview with (DE) Off Da Chain Dog, but PDOG says he never speaks. Dog wandered on the field the first day of training camp with a 10" piece of broken chain hanging from his neck. VBA's blind side OT ASTANA ARFC tried to square off with him head to head and almost missed the season opener due to the twisted ankle he got from trying to stop the Dog from getting by him. After that day, QB Gun Slinger refuses to get under center if the Dog is lined up and it's a third down pass simulation. Rumor has it, the Dog is the culprit that left the present in the middle of locker room floor after the tie game against Davey Jones. The Pirates cleaning crew had to call in ServPro to get the smell out. Fair warning, interview at your own risk.




I can say this dot is very strange but very lethal also, walk tall with a big stick he does.

Originally posted by armadafalls
The Universal Studios Monsters - NY Buzz rivalry is going to be fire.
What's all the buzz about?

This is a very cool league...loads of great personalities!

feels like the days of old. somebody needs to ger Dong'd then itll be complete.
Davy Jones- I think its his backhanded way of calling the rest of us pus@)!s. which at 7-1 I guess he has that license. hope you put 100 on em armada. I doubt you do.
feels like the old days.

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2928003
CRAZY BATTLE

Absolutely

GG


Unfortunately I think Davey Jones stole the Minxy writeup but I am rioting if VBA Rocky Gillespie isn't ST MVP He did it as a RB and PR'er

Originally posted by husker4life
Absolutely

GG


Unfortunately I think Davey Jones stole the Minxy writeup but I am rioting if VBA Rocky Gillespie isn't ST MVP He did it as a RB and PR'er

He won't be ST MVP, Re Turner will be...3 PR TD's this week!!!

EDIT: 13 returns for 325 yards and 3 to the house! http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2928000

THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME NINE

University Elite #1- The Eastern Conference took full advantage of their home fields and split three out of six inter-conference games. The West leads the series 15-9.

Game of the Week: VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (21) v. Nebraska Blackshirts (13): The best team in the Western Conference squared up against the best team in the Eastern Conference and the Eastern Conference came out on top. The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY came into this game determined to find a breaking point in the Nebraska Blackshirts' defense. The Blackshirts' defense made short work of almost every team it faced this season. POOPERDOG7 wracked his brain and could only come up with one solution: time to activate Zero Dark Thirty -33. (HB)Rocky Gillespie - owned by wyrenut wears number 33 and has a unique skill set that allows him to break off huge runs. Against a Blackshirt defense that can grind down any offense in the League, POOPERDOG7 realized that he needed to rely upon the home-run big play to put points on the board. (HB) Rocky Gillespie did not let the BLACK ARMY down, ripping off a 42.5 yard touchdown run in the second quarter and then returning two long punts for touchdowns in the third and fourth quarters. Having faced down the best teams in the league and remaining undefeated, the BLACK ARMY sits uncontested as the top team on the Minxy Power Rankings.

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Peter Pringle -owned by Lava124: The Rhode Island Red Wolves were one of the top teams in University Competitive League #1 last season. This season has been really disappointing for the Red Wolves' fan base. But for one afternoon at least, the fans got to re-live the glory of past seasons as (QB) Peter Pringle rushed for 350 yards and 6 touchdowns. I have a self-imposed a moratorium on making negative comments about a certain team in the Eastern Conference, but I think Rhode Island's offensive resurgence may have had a lot to do with the schedule.

Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Greengrass ? -owned by Gashouse: The Yukon Huskies came out strong today and plastered 41 points on the Hammer Time defense. But equally impressive was the Huskies' defense, which only gave up a stingy 10 points. (CB) Greengrass ? played some strong ball today, making 6 tackles and 5 passes defended. Several Hammer Time Wide Receivers are now in the League concussion protocol as (CB) Greengrass ? made four vicious reverse pancakes.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Re Turner, XVI - owned by stizz. Free the Weed's defense held the All The King's Men offense scoreless in this week's game. But, All The King's Men got every score they needed from their return expert, (HB) Re Turner, XVI. Three punt return touchdowns were scored by (HB) Re Turner, XVI including this beauty in the waning moments of the second quarter:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2928000&pbp_id=861673


POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Universal Studios Monsters
3. Nebraska Blackshirts - second tough loss of the season.
4. Yukon Huskies
5. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts - thrilling overtime victory

Originally posted by pokes0729
feels like the days of old. somebody needs to ger Dong'd then itll be complete.
Davy Jones- I think its his backhanded way of calling the rest of us pus@)!s. which at 7-1 I guess he has that license. hope you put 100 on em armada. I doubt you do.
feels like the old days.



Actually, I was just trying to psyche his dumb CPU-ass out. It worked.