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Teabaggers are hoping for one more failwhale before we exit the building

Originally posted by TrevJo
Week 14 fail goes to the conference as a whole for lack of variety. Every fail I considered just seems passé. Same dots running all over the place, same dots racking up sacks (Cobden: You're lucky Vicious' opponent just got the whale last week), same dots throwing for crazy yards, same bad teams getting blown out. Obvious choice would have been Legacy for blowing a 21 point lead, but they've suffered enough. Besides, raise your hand if you feel your team would be safe with a three-score lead against Oseberg... yeah that's what I thought.

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WEEK 14 FAIL
CPL lack of variety

feels like a cop out............

felt dirty tbh

Originally posted by TrevJo
felt dirty tbh

but that sounds fun.

GG Sir..........sorry about the premium promo..........we got the money, might as well spend it.

Week 15 fail goes to Dot Bilderberg's field position. How do you rack up 406 yards of offense, turn it over just once, not fail in the red zone at all, and score just 19 points? The answer, it turns out, is start your average drive at your own 23.9 yard line. In fact, aside from one drive following a Cobden turnover at the Muskrats' 23.5 yard line, Dot Bilderberg' had 12 drives starting on average at their own 19.5 yard line. It was a total team effort, really. Right off the bat they held Cobden to three-and-out, but after a short kickoff and a long kick return, and then a long touchback by Cobden, Dot Bilderberg was introduced to their 20 yard line, which they would get to know very well. Their longest play of the game was a 61.5 yard pass late in the second quarter, but they called timeout with 1 second left and settled for a field goal. Battling for a playoff seed against a fellow 8-6 team, Dot gaining a 60 yard offensive was to no avail as the result was a 31-19 loss. Congrats, Agency!

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WEEK 15 FAIL
Dot Bilderberg Agency field position

Honorable mention: Oseberg Vikings' defensive ends. No shame in losing to Burnside, but the 'berg ends got no pressure. Burnside Quincy Banner V was hurried just 4 times and never sacked. The Vikings picked off 3 passes but none of them off hurries. The DEs were pancaked 9 times and made just 4 tackles on the day in a 34-27 loss.

Originally posted by detroitdad
but that sounds fun.

GG Sir..........sorry about the premium promo..........we got the money, might as well spend it.

No worries. As an aside, I always thought Player Appreciation Days were the fun premium promo. Sure Mini Helmets make sense but they're boring!

Originally posted by TrevJo
No worries. As an aside, I always thought Player Appreciation Days were the fun premium promo. Sure Mini Helmets make sense but they're boring!

I agree. With the McCoys style of Offense its much easier for the Player Promo. Its easier for me to control the specific player.

Looks like we get you in the first round. Yeah for me

Originally posted by TrevJo
For week 9, I almost went in a completely different direction. But when I took a closer look, it was clear where the fail whale was swimming this week. Dallas gave up 158 yards to Legacy's rush QBs this week... on their first two attempts. When it was all over, numbers were far more staggering. 25 carries for 498.5 yards and 6 TDs. Yue Fei alone galloped for an even 300 yards. Dallas' offense did their job with 5.4 yards per carry, 7 yards per pass, and no turnovers, but they never had a chance in this one. Congrats, Paladins!

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WEEK 9 FAIL
Dallas Paladins' rush QB defense

d0h!!

Haha! Yea, I tend to have problems with rushing QBs from time to time.

me too

Originally posted by TrevJo

Honorable mention: Oseberg Vikings' defensive ends. No shame in losing to Burnside, but the 'berg ends got no pressure. Burnside Quincy Banner V was hurried just 4 times and never sacked. The Vikings picked off 3 passes but none of them off hurries. The DEs were pancaked 9 times and made just 4 tackles on the day in a 34-27 loss.

I told cav his ends sucked before the season started but nooooo we had to keep them

Originally posted by zero
I told cav his ends sucked before the season started but nooooo we had to keep them

It has to be difficult to have had Ailin Chile and not be able to have him again.

Week 16 fail goes to the Puffington offense. Despite actually outgaining Burnside, there was a lack of consistency throughout which showed with gains of 4 or more on just 3 of 12 plays inside the Bandits' 30 yard line. The result was just three field goals in a 10-9 loss. While not necessarily playing conservative throughout the game, an unsuccessful dumpoff on 3rd & 7 resulted in settling for a field goal down 10-6, and with 6 minutes left a drive from the Puff 21.5 gained only 26 yards in 3:36, including two runs for one yard at midfield. Congrats, Magic Dragons!

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WEEK 16 FAIL
Puffington Magic Dragons offense

Originally posted by TrevJo
It has to be difficult to have had Ailin Chile and not be able to have him again.

still have dreams about him

Week 17 fail goes to Vicious' turnovers. Just over a week ago, this offense ran all over the Rubber Duckies. Today, the offense did much of their running chasing after stray footballs. 3 fumbles, all lost, and an interception to boot. The first turnover came on late in the first quarter with the score 0-0. It didn't immediately result in points the other way but cost a golden scoring opportunity inside the Fire Breathing 20. The second fumble occurred on the next drive, this time on third down in long field goal range, but led to a field goal drive to open the scoring. The drive after never even happened thanks to a fumble on the kickoff, which was quickly turned into 7 points. Talk about a morale killer. The interception came late in the 3rd quarter down 0-27. Realistically, they were already ded at that point, but that was the nail in the coffin. Congrats, Circle!

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PLAYOFFS ROUND 1 FAIL
Vicious Circle turnovers