Goal Line Blitz - American Football MMORPG

TrevJo
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Jul 28, 2013 09:25:45

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the whale is back!

Consolidated list of fail
Week 1 - Canada Conference
Week 2 - Belligerent Midgets 4th Quarter
Week 3 - Delta Elite Dots, The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.), Moose Jaw Roughriders, El Camino, Houston Vikings, and Drunk Masterminds
Week 4 - Puffington Magic Dragons Offense
Week 5 - Legacy Tonga Titans late first quarter, early second quarter
Week 6 - The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.)
Week 7 - Hammerfest Vikings clock management
Week 8 - GLB Top Performers Calculator
Week 9 - Belligerent Midgets Not Going For It
Week 10 - Victoria Teabaggers kick returns
Week 11 - Thaaktown Razor Dawgs' Defense AI
Week 12 - District 9 Prawns last 29 minutes
Week 13 - Belligerent Midgets last-second 48 yard game-tying TD run allowed
Week 14 - Puffington Magic Dragons 4th Quarter
Week 15 - Thaaktown Razor Dawgs kickoff coverage
Week 16 and Playoffs - You

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TrevJo
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Jul 28, 2013 09:25:55

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Week 1 fail award goes to the North American Pro League Canada Conference as a whole, winning just 3 games in non-conference action. Congrats, eh!

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WEEK 1 FAIL
Canada Conference

Honorable mention:
Puffington Magic Dragons. My first loss in CPL as an owner since the season 24 playoffs. (Managed to go undefeated and avoid the whale in the first two seasons of the canada fail threads--seasons 25 and 27.) But only an honorable mention because we're still in 4th place!

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MD
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Jul 28, 2013 11:41:52

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Epic fail butt pats all round

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Jul 29, 2013 12:09:00

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Originally posted by MD
Epic fail butt pats all round

Lol

The Fail Whale is back!! Canada just got 10x better

TrevJo
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Jul 30, 2013 11:00:31

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This is a lot harder with only one conference

TrevJo
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Jul 30, 2013 11:07:36

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Week 2 fail award goes to Belligerent's 4th quarter. Things were looking up with 14 minutes to go, but then a 3½ minute drive netted only 29 yards and a punt. Still (seemingly) plenty of time but after the D took over with 10:19 left, the O didn't get the ball back until after the 2 minute warning and 2 timeouts. At that point a miracle comeback was still possible, down 14 with 1:43 left, but an inexplicable punt after three straight incompletions put the game on ice. In the only competitive game of the week, Belligerent threw up the white flag down the stretch. Congrats, Midgets!

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WEEK 2 FAIL
Belligerent Midget's 4th Quarter

MD
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Jul 30, 2013 11:36:09

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Originally posted by TrevJo
Week 2 fail award goes to Belligerent's 4th quarter. Things were looking up with 14 minutes to go, but then a 3½ minute drive netted only 29 yards and a punt. Still (seemingly) plenty of time but after the D took over with 10:19 left, the O didn't get the ball back until after the 2 minute warning and 2 timeouts. At that point a miracle comeback was still possible, down 14 with 1:43 left, but an inexplicable punt after three straight incompletions put the game on ice. In the only competitive game of the week, Belligerent threw up the white flag down the stretch. Congrats, Midgets!

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WEEK 2 FAIL
Belligerent Midget's 4th Quarter

Sweet, can we take it home? It was supposed to be a fake punt though.....nobody told me those weren't in the game

Edited by MD on Jul 30, 2013 11:49:15

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Jul 30, 2013 11:53:55

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yeah midgets!

wait...are we suppose to be watching these games? all of them?

TrevJo
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Jul 30, 2013 13:04:15

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Originally posted by MD
Sweet, can we take it home?

It's your whale to do what you like with! I suggest posting it in the TF and pinning the thread, for starters. Someone should make a suggestion to add these to the team trophy case.

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Jul 30, 2013 16:44:15

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http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=5099319

TrevJo
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Jul 30, 2013 23:36:55

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Jul 31, 2013 17:27:11

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Week 3 fail award goes to Elite Dots, Lumberjacks, Roughriders, Camino, Vikings, and Masterminds It's just depressing to check out the scores and see half a dozen teams losing by 50+. You guys don't even get a congrats. The whale is angry this day, my friends! GUT

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WEEK 3 FAIL
Delta Elite Dots, The Lumberjacks (A.D.D.), Moose Jaw Roughriders, El Camino, Houston Vikings, and Drunk Masterminds

Edited by TrevJo on Jul 31, 2013 17:33:36

SLZmonster
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Aug 1, 2013 22:28:20

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Hey at least I filled the roster. Lol yay!

TrevJo
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Aug 2, 2013 12:34:49

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Congrats, Magic Dragons!

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WEEK 4 FAIL
Puffington Magic Dragons Offense

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Aug 2, 2013 12:40:16

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Ouch! Dat 4th down aggression

Also, I thought having Fail Whales would be an excellent addition to any trophy case

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