Wow, two weeks in the books and nine unbeaten teams (six from Alpha and three from Zeta. I've had a long long long day so I'll sit down and knock this out, watch the Heat/Pacer game, and put back a couple of beers.
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WEEK THREE
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WEEK 2 PLAYER OF THE WEEK:CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots, CB Kiwhrk Harp. Harp had a huge roll in the Battledots 32-20 win over the Lipton Teabaggers racking up six tackles, three picks, and a defensive TD. The defensive TD came in the second half when the score was 23-13 helping close the door on a possible Teabagger comeback.
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POWER RANKINGS - MK's TOP EIGHT These will be more periodical vice weekly. I'll probably bust the next one out with a larger mid-season breakdown after week eight.
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American Horror Story - Story was my top pick heading into the season and until someone knocks them off they will stay here (got a few tough ones in weeks three and four so we will see what they are made out of).
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White Lightning - Need to see a little more from the Lightning but their history certainly says "we are going to be real good." Week three against another ranked team will give us that early glimps (against BBB).
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Blatz Beer Barbarians - Call me crazy as I may see something that isn't there but I like what I see from triple B. Huges game with White Lightning in week three.
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Green Bay Maulers - I won't like, I was expecting something more after boosting to 79 and haven't quite figured it out yet - maybe there isn't anything to figure out and it is what it is (hope not).
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Alaskan "War" Raven - While I didn't get the post up in time I did have the Raven as the top team in Zeta and they've look good so far and their winning streak sits at 22 now.
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Royal Oak Oaks - Playing real solid and have a couple of layups before facing White Lightning in week five so they'll be 4-0 heading into that game.
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Detroit Muscle - We'll see if they can pump me up as they play a higher ranked Raven team in week three. I picked against them last week and evidently they didn't appreciate it.
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Butte Pirates - Will give them their props now but playing three QB's and having some older dots will catch up to them later in the season.
So close - Off In The Shower
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WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS Hey, I'll try to get a few right this week.
White Lightning vs. Blatz Beer Barbarians - GAME OF THE WEEK Two undefeated and two top three face off in a early season show down. Neither team has had what I'd consider a "good game" so this one will be interesting how each team responds to their first test of the season. Off topic a bit but seeing how BBB scrimmage them - HOW DID SHORELINE end up in casual #3?!!!! Alright, back to the review - I expect both defenses to limit the offense and keep this one particularly low and this sort of game comes down to a return or a big turnover. The punters will certainly be active but at the end of the day I think the Lightning O will get a big play or two and get the W (27-17).
Warnerstock Animaniacs vs. Green Bay Maulers - Every game so far has been a battle and I'd expect something similar from the Animaniacs. Warnerstock lost a close one last week and they'll drop another close one (20-13).
Woerth Shamrocks vs. American Horror Story Shamrocks will bring a strong game but so will Story. This one will go well into the fourth before a Story TD puts it away late (24-17).
Nevada Hillbillie's vs. Show Me Your Tets - The Tets roster sits at 47 and that will affect them against the conference top teams and I'd consider the Hillbillie's one of them once they get the ball rolling. Hillbillies continue to right their ship and get the W (38-24).
Dryden Blue Balls vs. DS Factory - Coin toss goes in Dryden's favor.
Butte Pirates vs. Lipton Teabaggers - these teams scrimmaged like crazy last season with the Teabaggers winning most and winning handily in the regular season. However, when the dust was settled it was the Pirates who won the 1st Round Playoff game. Expect that trend to continue with the Pirates winning (17-14).
Urban Blitzers vs. ATHENS WARRIORS - Said it before and even know the Blitzer fell to my team in week one I like what I saw in them. The WARRIORS will find out what I'm talking about as they'll fall (31-10).
Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks vs. Baltimore Rock Monsters - Mavs still not showing me anything and scoring 1.5 ppg simply won't get it done at any level. Rock Monsters will get more than two and win going away (31-10).
Brethren Krewe Rum Runners vs. The Irish Facials - The Runners were blanked in week two while the Facials showed some spunk before losing. I'm going with the 0-2 team here to kick start their season and get their first W (17-14).
CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots vs. October Revolution October will right their ship after an embarrassing loss in week two. It will be a close one but I don't think the BattleDots O will be able to score (hey, D D wins championships but they don't put the points on the board) - (27-13).
Orlando Colts vs. Black Box - I had Black scoring a FG last week but they failed in the second straight week to put points on the bound. I don't expect that to change all the sudden. The Colts will ride into the sunset (31-0).
Alaskan "War" Raven vs. Detroit Muscle - Another week three war brewing up. Here's my dilemma, I've just said Raven was my top team in the conference and the Muscle likes to prove me wrong. I'll see if they can do it to me again and take the Raven in a good one (23-16).
Royal Hostile Takeover vs. Vancouver Gorillas Gorillas seem to be hanging from a tree. However, it's like a pinata and their taking their shots. They played much better in week two but until Stella gets here groove back I'll take the Takeover (24-20).
255-0 GamesTexas Tigers vs.
Royal Oak Oaks - Oaks win big.
Medford Mallards vs.
Off In The Shower - Shower makes Mallards dirty.
OffTopica Freemasons vs. Terror Lake Witnesses - Freemason's get their first W of the season.
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MY GOODNESS - I'd be afraid to google picture search the following teams:
-Butt Pirates
-Show Me Your Tets
-Dryden Blue Balls
-The Irish Facials
-Black Box
-Lipton Teabaggers
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Side Note - I hate Windows 10.
Side Note II - I miss the old NBA days when centers were centers.
Slap me on the back - I've finally got these done early but I did get these quotes while doing this "There's a game on, what are you like five, seriously - just stupid" Maybe I shouldn't do with company over.
GL to all.