Originally posted by pokes0729
well that suckt
GG Monsters
The Huskies defense is for real! My running backs hate travelling to Yukon.
well that suckt
GG Monsters
The Huskies defense is for real! My running backs hate travelling to Yukon.
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Originally posted by onemiln09
Another great Minx report lol. Wondering if KP has something to do with the flight mix up HMMMMM.
heck yeah
its getting lonely over in #2 XD
Another great Minx report lol. Wondering if KP has something to do with the flight mix up HMMMMM.
heck yeah its getting lonely over in #2 XD
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME TWELVE
University Elite #1- The sprint to the playoffs starts today.
Game of the Week: Hammer Time (9) v. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (7): Well done Hammer Time, well done. The BLACK ARMY's quarterback, Gun Slinger, dropped back to pass 35 times today, but Hammer Time's defense held the BLACK ARMY to a paltry 46 total passing yards. Going into the game, the BLACK ARMY had remained unbeaten for 30 straight games. Then...Break it down! Stop, Hammer Time! The BLACK ARMY was held scoreless until the 4th quarter, but even an impressive touchdown pass by (QB) Gun Slinger was not enough to overtake the 9 point lead built up by Hammer Time's kicker, Quinn Aviles.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) KPs Styx -owned by Styx58: Minxy has the WORST damn travel agent! Minxy was scheduled to live broadcast from the American Muscle v. Free the Weed game this afternoon. But, due to a ticketing mistake, she was flown to a strange city and ended up watching a game in a much less competitive League #2. Just when Minxy thought all was lost, she recognized the friendly face of KP, owner of the Paris Bull Dawgs. KP was kind enough to invite Minxy up to the visiting owner's suite at FBG Sky Dome to watch her Bull Dawgs dismantle the ***Official*** Footballguys. KP was her usual charming self and it was great to spend the afternoon with an old friend. (QB) KPs Styx was incredible and rushed for 432 yards and 9 rushing touchdowns.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Tate Wildeman Rafiki -owned by husker4life: The Nebraska Blackshirts are gunning for number one seed in the playoffs. The Rhode Island Red Wolves were hardly an obstacle for the Blackshirts. Nebraska shut out the Red Wolves with heart stopping defense. (DE) Tate Wildeman Rafiki made a huge impact with 8 tackles, 4 tackles for a loss and 3 reverse pancakes.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Man Made Monster - owned by armadafalls: The Yukon Huskies defense is a knuckle buster. You can't throw the ball against the Huskies and its hard to find a hole to rush the ball against them. So if you hope to put points on the board, you better have a good special teams unit. Today, armadafalls, owner of the Universal Studios Monsters, begged his special teams coordinator, Anax42, to find a way to get some special teams points. Anax42 delivered. (HB) Man Made Monster returned 3 punts for touchdowns and staked the Monsters to a nice lead which was converted into a win.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY - tough loss only underscores how good this team is.
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Free the Weed.
5. Yukon Huskies
Ohh Yea Nice reporting IMO
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME TWELVE
University Elite #1- The sprint to the playoffs starts today.
Game of the Week: Hammer Time (9) v. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (7): Well done Hammer Time, well done. The BLACK ARMY's quarterback, Gun Slinger, dropped back to pass 35 times today, but Hammer Time's defense held the BLACK ARMY to a paltry 46 total passing yards. Going into the game, the BLACK ARMY had remained unbeaten for 30 straight games. Then...Break it down! Stop, Hammer Time! The BLACK ARMY was held scoreless until the 4th quarter, but even an impressive touchdown pass by (QB) Gun Slinger was not enough to overtake the 9 point lead built up by Hammer Time's kicker, Quinn Aviles.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) KPs Styx -owned by Styx58: Minxy has the WORST damn travel agent! Minxy was scheduled to live broadcast from the American Muscle v. Free the Weed game this afternoon. But, due to a ticketing mistake, she was flown to a strange city and ended up watching a game in a much less competitive League #2. Just when Minxy thought all was lost, she recognized the friendly face of KP, owner of the Paris Bull Dawgs. KP was kind enough to invite Minxy up to the visiting owner's suite at FBG Sky Dome to watch her Bull Dawgs dismantle the ***Official*** Footballguys. KP was her usual charming self and it was great to spend the afternoon with an old friend. (QB) KPs Styx was incredible and rushed for 432 yards and 9 rushing touchdowns.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Tate Wildeman Rafiki -owned by husker4life: The Nebraska Blackshirts are gunning for number one seed in the playoffs. The Rhode Island Red Wolves were hardly an obstacle for the Blackshirts. Nebraska shut out the Red Wolves with heart stopping defense. (DE) Tate Wildeman Rafiki made a huge impact with 8 tackles, 4 tackles for a loss and 3 reverse pancakes.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Man Made Monster - owned by armadafalls: The Yukon Huskies defense is a knuckle buster. You can't throw the ball against the Huskies and its hard to find a hole to rush the ball against them. So if you hope to put points on the board, you better have a good special teams unit. Today, armadafalls, owner of the Universal Studios Monsters, begged his special teams coordinator, Anax42, to find a way to get some special teams points. Anax42 delivered. (HB) Man Made Monster returned 3 punts for touchdowns and staked the Monsters to a nice lead which was converted into a win.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY - tough loss only underscores how good this team is.
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Free the Weed.
5. Yukon Huskies
Ohh Yea Nice reporting IMOorangesdcd
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME THIRTEEN
University Elite #1- In the Eastern Conference, the playoff teams are set. In the Western Conference, all six teams are still alive and in the playoff hunt.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (21) v. Universal Studios Monsters (19): Every time that the Universal Studios Monsters' offensive coordinator, Mat0215, has had to game plan against American Muscle he has gotten a knot in his stomach. It is hard to keep American Muscle's offense under 21 points, so if you have any hope of beating American Muscle, you need to score early and often. But that is the problem, its awfully tough to consistently win against bamastrac's American Muscle defense. Eventually, bamastrac is going to catch up to what you are trying to do on offense and stop you dead in your tracks.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Brett Henley -owned by danielbateman: The Hammer was brought down hard by cheese sandwich and Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts ended up squashed. (QB) Brett Henley passed for 269.5 yards and three passing touchdowns against the Pirate Ghosts.The 44 points given up by the Pirate Ghosts were the most points scored against them over the past two seasons.Hammer Time has had some impressive signature wins this season in University Elite #1 League. If Hammer Time gets rolling in the playoffs, they could win the gold trophy this season.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE)Sir Sacks Alot -owned by Hawk Chick:All The Kings's Men pitched a perfect game this week on defense and was the only team this week to shut out its opponent. (DE) Sir Sacks Alot made 6 tackles, 4 sacks and 1 hurry,
Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Rocky Gillespie - owned by wyrenut: The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY has been dominant on both offense and defense over the past few weeks. But the BLACK ARMY can also tear things up with Special Teams as well. Today, (HB) Rocky Gillespie returned two punts for touchdowns today.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time - Nice win this week propels Hammer Time back into the Power Rankings.
5. Yukon Huskies
University Elite #1- In the Eastern Conference, the playoff teams are set. In the Western Conference, all six teams are still alive and in the playoff hunt.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (21) v. Universal Studios Monsters (19): Every time that the Universal Studios Monsters' offensive coordinator, Mat0215, has had to game plan against American Muscle he has gotten a knot in his stomach. It is hard to keep American Muscle's offense under 21 points, so if you have any hope of beating American Muscle, you need to score early and often. But that is the problem, its awfully tough to consistently win against bamastrac's American Muscle defense. Eventually, bamastrac is going to catch up to what you are trying to do on offense and stop you dead in your tracks.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Brett Henley -owned by danielbateman: The Hammer was brought down hard by cheese sandwich and Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts ended up squashed. (QB) Brett Henley passed for 269.5 yards and three passing touchdowns against the Pirate Ghosts.The 44 points given up by the Pirate Ghosts were the most points scored against them over the past two seasons.Hammer Time has had some impressive signature wins this season in University Elite #1 League. If Hammer Time gets rolling in the playoffs, they could win the gold trophy this season.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE)Sir Sacks Alot -owned by Hawk Chick:All The Kings's Men pitched a perfect game this week on defense and was the only team this week to shut out its opponent. (DE) Sir Sacks Alot made 6 tackles, 4 sacks and 1 hurry,
Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Rocky Gillespie - owned by wyrenut: The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY has been dominant on both offense and defense over the past few weeks. But the BLACK ARMY can also tear things up with Special Teams as well. Today, (HB) Rocky Gillespie returned two punts for touchdowns today.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time - Nice win this week propels Hammer Time back into the Power Rankings.
5. Yukon Huskies
Edited by orangesdcd on Aug 20, 2018 19:32:01
GG Free, had to get payback for kicking our butts last time 
Hope we end up on opposite sides of the bracket but it is a heated race for 3 and 4!!!
Hope we end up on opposite sides of the bracket but it is a heated race for 3 and 4!!!orangesdcd
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOURTEEN
University Elite #1- Heading into the final weeks of the rgular season, the competition for the playoff slots is fierce.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (13) v. Yukon Huskies (9): A sold out crowd at the American Dome watched the final seconds tick off the clock as (QB)American QB held the football high over his head celebrating American Muscle's victory over the Yukon Huskies. At the end of the game all of the American Muscle coordinators throw off their headsets and watched as jim9mopar ran onto the field pumping his arms and screaming with joy. The defensive players crept up behind bamastrac and dumped a cooler of Gatorade on his head. American Muscle is back in serious contention for a playoff slot after this huge win over a super tough Yukon team.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Wiggle Room - owned by derflutie1916: The Hammer Time locker room has started to become a fun place to be these days. After three consecutive impressive victories, Hammer Time is sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference and is almost surely going to host a playoff game this season. Team owner, cheese sandwich, has spared no expense in stocking the locker room with gourmet food and drink to be enjoyed by the players pregame, postgame and even at halftime. Unfortunately for (QB) Wiggle Room, he has a weakness for oysters: he loves the taste but has trouble digesting the mollusks. At halftime, (QB) Wiggle Room devoured oyster after oyster. (QB) Wiggle Room slurped each oyster out of its shell and then swished each one around his mouth before chewing and swallowing. But, by the time the two minute warning went off in the fourth quarter, (QB) Wiggle Room's stomach was making the most alarming noises. As (QB) Wiggle Room entered the huddle for what would end up being his final play of the game, he felt his bowels turn into a boiling hot whirlpool. (QB) Wiggle Room had a sudden and immediate need to find a restroom. As you can see in the replay, (QB) Wiggle Room broke the huddle, took the snap and then ran over anyone who got in his way as he ran through the end zone and into the locker room and then straight into the bathroom:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2928034&pbp_id=1179232
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Addison Becerra -owned by 171farm: The BLACK ARMY is ready for the playoffs to begin. The BLACK ARMY has already clinched home field advantage throughout the Eastern Conference and nobody could blame them if they would have lost interest in the remainder of the regular season schedule. (DE) Addison Becerra did his best in today's game to disabuse anyone's notion that he has lost focus. (DE) Addison Becerra absolutely mauled the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8's quarterbacks as he notched 6 sacks and 5 hurries.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki - owned by husker4life: The University Elite #1 League Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race is very close this season. The Nebraska Blackshirts kicker, Barett Pickering Rafiki has been one of the league leaders in both field goals and extra points made all season long. Today (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki made three field goals and with two games left in the season is only 3 field goals away from the league leader. Today, (K) Barett Pickering Rafikiis made 4 extra points and with two games left in the season is only three extra points away from the league leader in that category. Special Teams fanatics are watching the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race very closely as (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki and Free the Weed's kicker, Georginio Wijnaldum duel for the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time
5. Free the Weed
University Elite #1- Heading into the final weeks of the rgular season, the competition for the playoff slots is fierce.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (13) v. Yukon Huskies (9): A sold out crowd at the American Dome watched the final seconds tick off the clock as (QB)American QB held the football high over his head celebrating American Muscle's victory over the Yukon Huskies. At the end of the game all of the American Muscle coordinators throw off their headsets and watched as jim9mopar ran onto the field pumping his arms and screaming with joy. The defensive players crept up behind bamastrac and dumped a cooler of Gatorade on his head. American Muscle is back in serious contention for a playoff slot after this huge win over a super tough Yukon team.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Wiggle Room - owned by derflutie1916: The Hammer Time locker room has started to become a fun place to be these days. After three consecutive impressive victories, Hammer Time is sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference and is almost surely going to host a playoff game this season. Team owner, cheese sandwich, has spared no expense in stocking the locker room with gourmet food and drink to be enjoyed by the players pregame, postgame and even at halftime. Unfortunately for (QB) Wiggle Room, he has a weakness for oysters: he loves the taste but has trouble digesting the mollusks. At halftime, (QB) Wiggle Room devoured oyster after oyster. (QB) Wiggle Room slurped each oyster out of its shell and then swished each one around his mouth before chewing and swallowing. But, by the time the two minute warning went off in the fourth quarter, (QB) Wiggle Room's stomach was making the most alarming noises. As (QB) Wiggle Room entered the huddle for what would end up being his final play of the game, he felt his bowels turn into a boiling hot whirlpool. (QB) Wiggle Room had a sudden and immediate need to find a restroom. As you can see in the replay, (QB) Wiggle Room broke the huddle, took the snap and then ran over anyone who got in his way as he ran through the end zone and into the locker room and then straight into the bathroom:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2928034&pbp_id=1179232
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Addison Becerra -owned by 171farm: The BLACK ARMY is ready for the playoffs to begin. The BLACK ARMY has already clinched home field advantage throughout the Eastern Conference and nobody could blame them if they would have lost interest in the remainder of the regular season schedule. (DE) Addison Becerra did his best in today's game to disabuse anyone's notion that he has lost focus. (DE) Addison Becerra absolutely mauled the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8's quarterbacks as he notched 6 sacks and 5 hurries.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki - owned by husker4life: The University Elite #1 League Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race is very close this season. The Nebraska Blackshirts kicker, Barett Pickering Rafiki has been one of the league leaders in both field goals and extra points made all season long. Today (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki made three field goals and with two games left in the season is only 3 field goals away from the league leader. Today, (K) Barett Pickering Rafikiis made 4 extra points and with two games left in the season is only three extra points away from the league leader in that category. Special Teams fanatics are watching the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race very closely as (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki and Free the Weed's kicker, Georginio Wijnaldum duel for the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time
5. Free the Weed
Edited by orangesdcd on Aug 22, 2018 15:57:08
Edited by orangesdcd on Aug 22, 2018 15:53:56
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GG everybody. We've got a 2 difficult games ahead of us, 1 loss could mean the end of the season for us. Good luck everyone
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOURTEEN
University Elite #1- Heading into the final weeks of the rgular season, the competition for the playoff slots is fierce.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (13) v. Yukon Huskies (9): A sold out crowd at the American Dome watched the final seconds tick off the clock as (QB)American QB held the football high over his head celebrating American Muscle's victory over the Yukon Huskies. At the end of the game all of the American Muscle coordinators throw off their headsets and watched as jim9mopar ran onto the field pumping his arms and screaming with joy. The defensive players crept up behind bamastrac and dumped a cooler of Gatorade on his head. American Muscle is back in serious contention for a playoff slot after this huge win over a super tough Yukon team.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Wiggle Room - owned by derflutie1916: The Hammer Time locker room has started to become a fun place to be these days. After three consecutive impressive victories, Hammer Time is sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference and is almost surely going to host a playoff game this season. Team owner, cheese sandwich, has spared no expense in stocking the locker room with gourmet food and drink to be enjoyed by the players pregame, postgame and even at halftime. Unfortunately for (QB) Wiggle Room, he has a weakness for oysters: he loves the taste but has trouble digesting the mollusks. At halftime, (QB) Wiggle Room devoured oyster after oyster. (QB) Wiggle Room slurped each oyster out of its shell and then swished each one around his mouth before chewing and swallowing. But, by the time the two minute warning went off in the fourth quarter, (QB) Wiggle Room's stomach was making the most alarming noises. As (QB) Wiggle Room entered the huddle for what would end up being his final play of the game, he felt his bowels turn into a boiling hot whirlpool. (QB) Wiggle Room had a sudden and immediate need to find a restroom. As you can see in the replay, (QB) Wiggle Room broke the huddle, took the snap and then ran over anyone who got in his way as he ran through the end zone and into the locker room and then straight into the bathroom:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2928034&pbp_id=1179232
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Addison Becerra -owned by 171farm: The BLACK ARMY is ready for the playoffs to begin. The BLACK ARMY has already clinched home field advantage throughout the Eastern Conference and nobody could blame them if they would have lost interest in the remainder of the regular season schedule. (DE) Addison Becerra did his best in today's game to disabuse anyone's notion that he has lost focus. (DE) Addison Becerra absolutely mauled the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8's quarterbacks as he notched 6 sacks and 5 hurries.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki - owned by husker4life: The University Elite #1 League Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race is very close this season. The Nebraska Blackshirts kicker, Barett Pickering Rafiki has been one of the league leaders in both field goals and extra points made all season long. Today (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki made three field goals and with two games left in the season is only 3 field goals away from the league leader. Today, (K) Barett Pickering Rafikiis made 4 extra points and with two games left in the season is only three extra points away from the league leader in that category. Special Teams fanatics are watching the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race very closely as (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki and Free the Weed's kicker, Georginio Wijnaldum duel for the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time
5. Free the Weed
NICE! Thanks again for the entertaining reports!
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOURTEEN
University Elite #1- Heading into the final weeks of the rgular season, the competition for the playoff slots is fierce.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (13) v. Yukon Huskies (9): A sold out crowd at the American Dome watched the final seconds tick off the clock as (QB)American QB held the football high over his head celebrating American Muscle's victory over the Yukon Huskies. At the end of the game all of the American Muscle coordinators throw off their headsets and watched as jim9mopar ran onto the field pumping his arms and screaming with joy. The defensive players crept up behind bamastrac and dumped a cooler of Gatorade on his head. American Muscle is back in serious contention for a playoff slot after this huge win over a super tough Yukon team.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Wiggle Room - owned by derflutie1916: The Hammer Time locker room has started to become a fun place to be these days. After three consecutive impressive victories, Hammer Time is sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference and is almost surely going to host a playoff game this season. Team owner, cheese sandwich, has spared no expense in stocking the locker room with gourmet food and drink to be enjoyed by the players pregame, postgame and even at halftime. Unfortunately for (QB) Wiggle Room, he has a weakness for oysters: he loves the taste but has trouble digesting the mollusks. At halftime, (QB) Wiggle Room devoured oyster after oyster. (QB) Wiggle Room slurped each oyster out of its shell and then swished each one around his mouth before chewing and swallowing. But, by the time the two minute warning went off in the fourth quarter, (QB) Wiggle Room's stomach was making the most alarming noises. As (QB) Wiggle Room entered the huddle for what would end up being his final play of the game, he felt his bowels turn into a boiling hot whirlpool. (QB) Wiggle Room had a sudden and immediate need to find a restroom. As you can see in the replay, (QB) Wiggle Room broke the huddle, took the snap and then ran over anyone who got in his way as he ran through the end zone and into the locker room and then straight into the bathroom:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2928034&pbp_id=1179232
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Addison Becerra -owned by 171farm: The BLACK ARMY is ready for the playoffs to begin. The BLACK ARMY has already clinched home field advantage throughout the Eastern Conference and nobody could blame them if they would have lost interest in the remainder of the regular season schedule. (DE) Addison Becerra did his best in today's game to disabuse anyone's notion that he has lost focus. (DE) Addison Becerra absolutely mauled the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8's quarterbacks as he notched 6 sacks and 5 hurries.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki - owned by husker4life: The University Elite #1 League Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race is very close this season. The Nebraska Blackshirts kicker, Barett Pickering Rafiki has been one of the league leaders in both field goals and extra points made all season long. Today (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki made three field goals and with two games left in the season is only 3 field goals away from the league leader. Today, (K) Barett Pickering Rafikiis made 4 extra points and with two games left in the season is only three extra points away from the league leader in that category. Special Teams fanatics are watching the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race very closely as (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki and Free the Weed's kicker, Georginio Wijnaldum duel for the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time
5. Free the Weed
NICE! Thanks again for the entertaining reports!
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOURTEEN
University Elite #1- Heading into the final weeks of the rgular season, the competition for the playoff slots is fierce.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (13) v. Yukon Huskies (9): A sold out crowd at the American Dome watched the final seconds tick off the clock as (QB)American QB held the football high over his head celebrating American Muscle's victory over the Yukon Huskies. At the end of the game all of the American Muscle coordinators throw off their headsets and watched as jim9mopar ran onto the field pumping his arms and screaming with joy. The defensive players crept up behind bamastrac and dumped a cooler of Gatorade on his head. American Muscle is back in serious contention for a playoff slot after this huge win over a super tough Yukon team.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Wiggle Room - owned by derflutie1916: The Hammer Time locker room has started to become a fun place to be these days. After three consecutive impressive victories, Hammer Time is sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference and is almost surely going to host a playoff game this season. Team owner, cheese sandwich, has spared no expense in stocking the locker room with gourmet food and drink to be enjoyed by the players pregame, postgame and even at halftime. Unfortunately for (QB) Wiggle Room, he has a weakness for oysters: he loves the taste but has trouble digesting the mollusks. At halftime, (QB) Wiggle Room devoured oyster after oyster. (QB) Wiggle Room slurped each oyster out of its shell and then swished each one around his mouth before chewing and swallowing. But, by the time the two minute warning went off in the fourth quarter, (QB) Wiggle Room's stomach was making the most alarming noises. As (QB) Wiggle Room entered the huddle for what would end up being his final play of the game, he felt his bowels turn into a boiling hot whirlpool. (QB) Wiggle Room had a sudden and immediate need to find a restroom. As you can see in the replay, (QB) Wiggle Room broke the huddle, took the snap and then ran over anyone who got in his way as he ran through the end zone and into the locker room and then straight into the bathroom:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2928034&pbp_id=1179232
Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Addison Becerra -owned by 171farm: The BLACK ARMY is ready for the playoffs to begin. The BLACK ARMY has already clinched home field advantage throughout the Eastern Conference and nobody could blame them if they would have lost interest in the remainder of the regular season schedule. (DE) Addison Becerra did his best in today's game to disabuse anyone's notion that he has lost focus. (DE) Addison Becerra absolutely mauled the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8's quarterbacks as he notched 6 sacks and 5 hurries.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki - owned by husker4life: The University Elite #1 League Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race is very close this season. The Nebraska Blackshirts kicker, Barett Pickering Rafiki has been one of the league leaders in both field goals and extra points made all season long. Today (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki made three field goals and with two games left in the season is only 3 field goals away from the league leader. Today, (K) Barett Pickering Rafikiis made 4 extra points and with two games left in the season is only three extra points away from the league leader in that category. Special Teams fanatics are watching the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race very closely as (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki and Free the Weed's kicker, Georginio Wijnaldum duel for the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time
5. Free the Weed
Originally posted by bamastrac
GG everybody. We've got a 2 difficult games ahead of us, 1 loss could mean the end of the season for us. Good luck everyone
Definitely Our coaches and Players have been working real hard this season this league have been so damn competitive !!!
BTW -After I ran onto the field pumping my arms and screaming with joy I had to receive oxygen back in the team locker room.
( getting to old to be screaming and jumping around like that!!!:rofl
GG Yukon Huskies
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOURTEEN
University Elite #1- Heading into the final weeks of the rgular season, the competition for the playoff slots is fierce.
Game of the Week: American Muscle (13) v. Yukon Huskies (9): A sold out crowd at the American Dome watched the final seconds tick off the clock as (QB)American QB held the football high over his head celebrating American Muscle's victory over the Yukon Huskies. At the end of the game all of the American Muscle coordinators throw off their headsets and watched as jim9mopar ran onto the field pumping his arms and screaming with joy. The defensive players crept up behind bamastrac and dumped a cooler of Gatorade on his head. American Muscle is back in serious contention for a playoff slot after this huge win over a super tough Yukon team.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Wiggle Room - owned by derflutie1916: The Hammer Time locker room has started to become a fun place to be these days. After three consecutive impressive victories, Hammer Time is sitting in second place in the Eastern Conference and is almost surely going to host a playoff game this season. Team owner, cheese sandwich, has spared no expense in stocking the locker room with gourmet food and drink to be enjoyed by the players pregame, postgame and even at halftime. Unfortunately for (QB) Wiggle Room, he has a weakness for oysters: he loves the taste but has trouble digesting the mollusks. At halftime, (QB) Wiggle Room devoured oyster after oyster. (QB) Wiggle Room slurped each oyster out of its shell and then swished each one around his mouth before chewing and swallowing. But, by the time the two minute warning went off in the fourth quarter, (QB) Wiggle Room's stomach was making the most alarming noises. As (QB) Wiggle Room entered the huddle for what would end up being his final play of the game, he felt his bowels turn into a boiling hot whirlpool. (QB) Wiggle Room had a sudden and immediate need to find a restroom. As you can see in the replay, (QB) Wiggle Room broke the huddle, took the snap and then ran over anyone who got in his way as he ran through the end zone and into the locker room and then straight into the bathroom:
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Defensive Player of the Week: (DE) Addison Becerra -owned by 171farm: The BLACK ARMY is ready for the playoffs to begin. The BLACK ARMY has already clinched home field advantage throughout the Eastern Conference and nobody could blame them if they would have lost interest in the remainder of the regular season schedule. (DE) Addison Becerra did his best in today's game to disabuse anyone's notion that he has lost focus. (DE) Addison Becerra absolutely mauled the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8's quarterbacks as he notched 6 sacks and 5 hurries.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki - owned by husker4life: The University Elite #1 League Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race is very close this season. The Nebraska Blackshirts kicker, Barett Pickering Rafiki has been one of the league leaders in both field goals and extra points made all season long. Today (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki made three field goals and with two games left in the season is only 3 field goals away from the league leader. Today, (K) Barett Pickering Rafikiis made 4 extra points and with two games left in the season is only three extra points away from the league leader in that category. Special Teams fanatics are watching the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP race very closely as (K) Barett Pickering Rafiki and Free the Weed's kicker, Georginio Wijnaldum duel for the Western Conference Kicker/Punter MVP.
POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Hammer Time
5. Free the Weed
Originally posted by bamastrac
GG everybody. We've got a 2 difficult games ahead of us, 1 loss could mean the end of the season for us. Good luck everyone
Definitely Our coaches and Players have been working real hard this season this league have been so damn competitive !!!
BTW -After I ran onto the field pumping my arms and screaming with joy I had to receive oxygen back in the team locker room.
( getting to old to be screaming and jumping around like that!!!
:roflGG Yukon Huskies
Edited by jim9mopar on Aug 22, 2018 19:21:50
orangesdcd
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The Minxy Report for Game Fifteen will be delayed until Saturday. My son is making his first start as Varsity Center for his High School Football team tonight
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
The Minxy Report for Game Fifteen will be delayed until Saturday. My son is making his first start as Varsity Center for his High School Football team tonight
yes that is great. hope he does great. my son made first start at MLB got defensive player of game and, was long snapper, so i hear ya Friday night lights
The Minxy Report for Game Fifteen will be delayed until Saturday. My son is making his first start as Varsity Center for his High School Football team tonight
yes that is great. hope he does great. my son made first start at MLB got defensive player of game and, was long snapper, so i hear ya Friday night lights
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
The Minxy Report for Game Fifteen will be delayed until Saturday. My son is making his first start as Varsity Center for his High School Football team tonight
The Minxy Report for Game Fifteen will be delayed until Saturday. My son is making his first start as Varsity Center for his High School Football team tonight
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Originally posted by husker4life
GG Free, had to get payback for kicking our butts last time Hope we end up on opposite sides of the bracket but it is a heated race for 3 and 4!!!
Sorry for the late response but it appears you adjusted well lol and it appears we have you for the playoffs. I better start on that now.
GG Free, had to get payback for kicking our butts last time
Hope we end up on opposite sides of the bracket but it is a heated race for 3 and 4!!!Sorry for the late response but it appears you adjusted well lol and it appears we have you for the playoffs. I better start on that now.
Edited by Medicated on Aug 24, 2018 17:58:28
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