Warrior General Games

Stop with all the boring talk! Where's the smack talk?!

Originally posted by Sly
What's that skirts? Hey I might be about to say something in response so you better go love on another mod cause the big, bad Sly might be coming for you!
Oh, I am scared now. I better get my little red riding hood skirt on to protect myself against the big, bad wolf.
Wait, oh, its him, never mind...

Originally posted by tpaterniti
Dude, it was a joke. I am happy I can make you laugh though and bring some joy to your life. *Eagerly awaits 500 words where you read a lot into what I just said and prove that my attempt to bring joy to you was foolish and self-serving*

I admit you are funny. You ran out of lies so now you'll say anything to avoid facing up to the fact you got busted. No problem though, I already had come to regard you as nothing more than a clown. Keep 'em coming Bozo!

Originally posted by LBcoach

Oh, I am scared now. I better get my little red riding hood skirt on to protect myself against the big, bad wolf.
Wait, oh, its him, never mind...


Now skirts don't let your mangina get all tingly. You remember the last time you went out without a mod escorting you and you decided it was a good idea to take that dare and sneak into the local prison, where you were captured by cell block D and over the next few months came to know all of them very personally? And even when they finally got you out your poor mangina was so sore you couldn't walk for weeks! Now I admit I'm a pirate but I still have some dignity left. Just crawl your little VD infested self back to your mod lover cause drunk as I am I'm not that drunk.

Originally posted by KP

Team Record Streak
1 Minor Threat 15-1-0 -1
2 Cleveland Honey Badgers 15-1-0 -1
3 In Velocitate Veritas 14-2-0 3
4 All The King's Men 13-3-0 -1
5 Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens 12-4-0 -1
6 Houston Gamblers 10-6-0 -1


Eastern Conference Standings

Team Record Streak
1 Sheps Bulldawgs 16-0-0 -1
2 Rochester Rhinos 14-2-0 -1
3 Vienna Ritterbrüder 13-3-0 -1
4 Philadelphia Pushovers 13-3-0 5
5 Paris Smexies 13-3-0 3
6 Hostile Royal Takeover 11-5-0 -1


Standing before game one..........

CLEVLAND went bye bye

That's inaccurate Miss Kelly

And oh look
The 3 people going at it all play each other twice!
Should be fun

Originally posted by Landrys Legacy
The typing and editing skill is spectacular in this forum.

That I will admit I would be out of my league.
Beep Beep

Originally posted by KP
cant wait to see what you BOTH got.........

now you've seen. GL in the season.

Updating rankings based on preseason:

Wins and losses against other league teams in the preseason are shown. I've tried to keep in mind that these games are only preseason, but still found it interesting how teams performed against comparable opponents.

Western Conference:

1) All The King's Men - W: Paris, Sheps L: Philadelphia, Vienna - the win over Paris pushes them up a bit in the rankings
2) Minor Threat - W: Paris, Hostile L: Rochester Vienna - move up in the rankings on the strength of their win over Paris
3) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - W: Paris, Sheps L: Rochester, Vienna - the win over Paris move us up a bit in the rankings
4) In Velocitate Veritas - W: Sheps, Hostile L: Philadelphia x2, Paris x2 - a disappointing preseason doesn't bode well for skirt's sorority of dots
5) Jericho Walls - W: Hostile L: Rochester, Philadelphia, Paris - loss by 91 points to Philadelphia tells it all.
6) Houston Gamblers - W: none L: Rochester, Philadelphia, Vienna, Hostile - gonna be a long season from the looks of it

In the Eastern Conference there is:

1 (tie) Rochester Rhinos - W: Minor, Corpus, Jericho, Houston - look very tough with a 4-0 record
1 (tie) Philadelphia Pushovers - W: ATKM, In Velocitate (x2), Jericho, Houston - the clowns also looking tough with a 5-0 record
1 (tie) Vienna Ritterbrüder - W: ATKM, Minor, Corpus, Houston - their 4-0 record make them the third undefeated team in this conference based on preseason games against league opponents
4) Paris Smexies - W: In Velocitate (x2), Jericho L: ATKM, Minor, Corpus - a 3-3 record made this team the p50 differentiator in helping to rank the other conference's teams
5) Sheps Bulldawgs - W: none L: ATKM, Corpus, In Velocitate, Jericho - ugh. this team plummets in the rankings
6) Hostile Royal Takeover - W: Houston L: Minor, In Velocitate, Jericho - they beat Houston, but it could be tough road

preseason is very valuable in determining who has best team.

I say again, who is this guy?

He's got a set of skis apparently lol

Originally posted by Landrys Legacy
preseason is very valuable in determining who has best team.

I say again, who is this guy?

You're not in this league because you were afraid.

Originally posted by zz man
He's got a set of skis apparently lol

Apparently? Sorry you'll have to do better. Here's some help for you on getting your facts straight: to begin with, your team was correctly sent to the non-elite league because you suck, your AI sucks, your team management skills suck, and you are generally worthless. We breezed by your fail team three times last season. You never even put up double-digit points or even broke 200 yards total offense. Before the third game, you did a lot of huffing and puffing in the forum then gave your mightiest effort in the playoffs and you failed miserably, because, well, you suck. In short, I utterly surpass you in GLB. I also utterly surpass you in real life, but that's even easier.

Originally posted by Sly
Updating rankings based on preseason:

Wins and losses against other league teams in the preseason are shown. I've tried to keep in mind that these games are only preseason, but still found it interesting how teams performed against comparable opponents.

Western Conference:

1) All The King's Men - W: Paris, Sheps L: Philadelphia, Vienna - the win over Paris pushes them up a bit in the rankings
2) Minor Threat - W: Paris, Hostile L: Rochester Vienna - move up in the rankings on the strength of their win over Paris
3) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - W: Paris, Sheps L: Rochester, Vienna - the win over Paris move us up a bit in the rankings
4) In Velocitate Veritas - W: Sheps, Hostile L: Philadelphia x2, Paris x2 - a disappointing preseason doesn't bode well for skirt's sorority of dots
5) Jericho Walls - W: Hostile L: Rochester, Philadelphia, Paris - loss by 91 points to Philadelphia tells it all.
6) Houston Gamblers - W: none L: Rochester, Philadelphia, Vienna, Hostile - gonna be a long season from the looks of it

In the Eastern Conference there is:

1 (tie) Rochester Rhinos - W: Minor, Corpus, Jericho, Houston - look very tough with a 4-0 record
1 (tie) Philadelphia Pushovers - W: ATKM, In Velocitate (x2), Jericho, Houston - the clowns also looking tough with a 5-0 record
1 (tie) Vienna Ritterbrüder - W: ATKM, Minor, Corpus, Houston - their 4-0 record make them the third undefeated team in this conference based on preseason games against league opponents
4) Paris Smexies - W: In Velocitate (x2), Jericho L: ATKM, Minor, Corpus - a 3-3 record made this team the p50 differentiator in helping to rank the other conference's teams
5) Sheps Bulldawgs - W: none L: ATKM, Corpus, In Velocitate, Jericho - ugh. this team plummets in the rankings
6) Hostile Royal Takeover - W: Houston L: Minor, In Velocitate, Jericho - they beat Houston, but it could be tough road





although I usually do better when people tell me how my team is going to suck so its kind of a mixed bag