Warrior General Games

13 teams in the tournament? Really???
Disappointed, I try to get a laugh out of the preseason rankings... nope, thats also sad...

if I had a short term and they lost to a long term team or barely beat one, i'd probably start wondering if my brain was garbage

Originally posted by Sly
Apparently? Sorry you'll have to do better. Here's some help for you on getting your facts straight: to begin with, your team was correctly sent to the non-elite league because you suck, your AI sucks, your team management skills suck, and you are generally worthless. We breezed by your fail team three times last season. You never even put up double-digit points or even broke 200 yards total offense. Before the third game, you did a lot of huffing and puffing in the forum then gave your mightiest effort in the playoffs and you failed miserably, because, well, you suck. In short, I utterly surpass you in GLB. I also utterly surpass you in real life, but that's even easier.

This is what happens to the victims of bullying....they spend the rest of their lives bigging themselves up....You're RL must suck if you have to tell everyone and their Aunty how "great" you are.....

As for huff and puff....Be careful or your house might get blown down

As for the rest of your small penis diatribe.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....Have a nice day Sly and its good to see you're spreading the wings of your man-fetish and widening your scope a little.... I hope the pump gets posted to you shorty...sorry I mean shortly

OK OK OK

Here we gooooooooooooooo

Let the season begin !!! Good luck to all you scrubs !!

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team_ratings.pl?league_id=37

GG Houston

GG Corpus

GG Rochester Rhinos

Originally posted by Obliterator


although I usually do better when people tell me how my team is going to suck so its kind of a mixed bag

You whooped my guys bad today, exposed some real problems I needed to address. Kudos and GG.

Originally posted by KP
GG Rochester Rhinos

Thanks

Originally posted by LBcoach
13 teams in the tournament? Really???
Disappointed, I try to get a laugh out of the preseason rankings... nope, thats also sad...

But not as sad as you were skirts that time you ran away to the circus and you were hoping they might make you the grotesque lady but they locked you up in a cage and made you their crack ho instead.

Originally posted by zz man
This is what happens to the victims of bullying....they spend the rest of their lives bigging themselves up....You're RL must suck if you have to tell everyone and their Aunty how "great" you are.....

As for huff and puff....Be careful or your house might get blown down

As for the rest of your small penis diatribe.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....Have a nice day Sly and its good to see you're spreading the wings of your man-fetish and widening your scope a little.... I hope the pump gets posted to you shorty...sorry I mean shortly

Once again you hide from the basic facts and scurry off to your fantasies which inevitably include anal sex, abusing children, and penises (all the things you obsess over night and day). But as I have no interest in your homosexual child molestion fantasies let's return to the world of facts.

The fact is your team was and is horribad and we easily beat you three times last season because, bottom line, you suck. Your limited intellect cannot keep up with the people running the good teams here. You do a horrid job (mis)managing your team. Your own dots are built stupidly. And the AI is overwhelming to you. You can't compete. You don't belong in here, which is why your team was placed where it was, and not here.

Originally posted by LBcoach
GG Corpus

If you say so. I thought it was a crap game, on our side because it's so hard to overcome giving up 5 levels and on your side because your team is just not good. Enjoy it for now skirts because it's a long season and we'll only be giving up 3 levels next time we meet.

Originally posted by tpaterniti
You whooped my guys bad today, exposed some real problems I needed to address. Kudos and GG.

You already knew this, Zippo the clown, from back when you were bragging to that you thought you were a WL-quality coordinator and I told you based on your AI you're nowhere close to that.

Sigh, he never stops, does he?
Originally posted by Sly
But not as sad as you were ...
Now, how lame of an insult is that? First off, way too long for a punchline. Secondly, get your story line straight, a crack ho in a circus? Really... And finally, loose that academic touch or get your grammar straightened up.

Originally posted by Sly
If you say so... I thought it was a crap game...
Well, there are teams that are good although they are way below par on their dot level (gamer75). But then, you are not good at this game, are you? (see, thats a punchline)

Originally posted by Sly
...Enjoy it for now skirts because it's a long season and we'll only be giving up 3 levels next time we meet.
And you believe, next time will be different? Keep thinking that ... (see, another one, dayum, I`m on a roll here!)

Oh, and I hope, your reply will be worth reading, so try a bit harder

Updating rankings based on game#1:

Based on prior rankings as modified by the 1st regular season game.

Western Conference:

1) Minor Threat - not looking so minor anymore, at least not in this conference. They beat the #1 ranked team by a healthy margin, so move up.
2) All The King's Men - lost the opening game #1 vs #2 grudge match
3) In Velocitate Veritas - beat Corpus using a 5 level advantage, but after Corpus finishes boosting that won't last. I don't see skirt's team holding this ranking but I'll put 'em here for now.
4) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - gonna be a tough early season giving up 5 levels, but will improve when they finish boosting
5) Jericho Walls - 10-7 win over mighty Houston says it all
6) Houston Gamblers - not their fault they got placed here after being in a super easy league last season

In the Eastern Conference there is:

1 (tie) Rochester Rhinos - predictable win over Paris
1 (tie) Vienna Ritterbrüder - impressive win over the clown pretenders from Philly
3) Philadelphia Pushovers - at least they'll always have that glorious season in Prep to brag to their clown friends about!
4) Paris Smexies - spunky, likable owner but a tough road this season
5) Sheps Bulldawgs - managed to top Hostile as expected
6) Hostile Royal Takeover - on cruise control