Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Yokohama Yaks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 13.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Hugo Waters up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Out Left] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 23 | Jedi Master Plo Koon rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Maraad Watson] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by Deadman's Hand, 44 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 13:55 | ||||
| 13:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Joe Cool pass to Dionte Irving up the right side, caught [missed tackle: KoB's Kermit Alexander (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Ty'Anthony Smith] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's "Mad Stork" Ted Hendricks] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 40.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, the Supersonic Man 2.0, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Kane The Yakker Warner [deflected by Kane The Yakker Warner] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:20 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 40.5 | Joe Cool pass to Abe Reles over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's "Mad Stork" Ted Hendricks] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Joe Cool pass to Roy Demeo up the right side [deflected by Mr. Fahrenheit, the Supersonic Man 2.0] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: Kobe Black] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Michael Taaffe] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 44.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: KoB's "Mad Stork" Ted Hendricks] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (10 yd return) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 11:22 | ||||
| 11:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Hugo Waters over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Q [deflected by Q ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Jack Endries over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 25 | Jedi Master Plo Koon rush [missed tackle: Ensign Ro Laren (Power Through)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hero Kanu] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by Deadman's Hand, 39 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (4 yd return) [tackle: Grackle SS] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 10:05 | ||||
| 10:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny_ Cover 2] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Heath Webber rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grackle SS] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 48.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, the Supersonic Man 2.0, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Kane The Yakker Warner [deflected by Kane The Yakker Warner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:53 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 48.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Intercept'em] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber [missed tackle: Salva Ferrer (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Dick Butkus] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 30 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Salva Ferrer] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 30 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Kenny Intercept'em] [missed diving tackle: Mr. Fahrenheit, the Supersonic Man 2.0] [missed tackle: Kobe Black] (24 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 3] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | JESSE O VI rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Symbiote D Tackle] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | [forced fumble: Smexy DeeDee], fumbled , recovered by Big Pussy Bonpensiero (0 yd return) [tackle: My wife is mad at me] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 3rd & G | OPP 6.5 | Joe Cool pass to Mack Raines over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 5:21 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 5:21 | ||||
| 5:21 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Maskelyne] | Replay | ||
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Jack Endries over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Sheldom Target] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 31.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Hugo Waters up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ensign Pavel Chekov [deflected by Ensign Pavel Chekov] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 31.5 | Dominic Harman rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maraad Watson] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | KoB's Archie Manning pitch to Jedi Master Plo Koon to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 42.5 | KoB's Bobby Mitchell rush [missed diving tackle: Hero Kanu (Spin)] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43 | KoB's Roger Craig rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Possey Miki over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Spamish Inquisition] | Replay |
| 2:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 49.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Hugo Waters, hurried by Mega Bear, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ensign Ro Laren [deflected by Ensign Ro Laren] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 49.5 | KoB's Archie Manning sacked by Ensign Ro Laren (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 10 | OWN 45 | Punt by Deadman's Hand, 47 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | Joe Cool pass to Sprayon Velcro up the right side, thrown low, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny_ Cover 2] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | PEGASAS III rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Josiah Sharma] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Salva Ferrer] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 22 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jelani McDonald] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 3 | OWN 26 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 3 | OWN 26 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 42 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (4 yd return) [tackle: Q ] | Replay |