Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Aces n Eights, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II [missed tackle: Anthony Hill, Jr.] [missed tackle: KoB's Dick Butkus] (42 yd return) [diving tackle: David Gbenda] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano, hurried by Salva Ferrer, over the middle, jumping catch attempt intercepted by Jelani McDonald (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Charles 'Lucky' Luciano] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 14:47 | ||||
| 14:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | KoB's Archie Manning sacked by Herschel (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 24 | KoB's Archie Manning pitch to Jedi Master Plo Koon [missed tackle: Cover Band] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Adrius au Augustus] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 26 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Rodney Stone up the right side [deflected by Angelo Seghezza] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:39 | 4th & 13 | OWN 26 | Punt by Deadman's Hand, 58 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Kane The Yakker Warner] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 13:30 | ||||
| 13:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: My wife is mad at me] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 21 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Kenny Intercept'em 2 (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Kenny Intercept'em (Power Through)] [missed tackle: KoB's "Mad Stork" Ted Hendricks (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: KoB's Kermit Alexander (Power Through)] (17 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 3] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: David Gbenda] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 39.5 | Joe Cool pass to PEGASAS III over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Taaffe] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber [missed diving tackle: My wife is mad at me] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 3] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Joe Cool pitch to PEGASAS III to the left (35 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty'Anthony Smith] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI [missed tackle: Kenny Cover 3 (Power Through)] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Anthony Hill, Jr.] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: KoB's Kermit Alexander (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:16 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 9:16 | ||||
| 9:16 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 72 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux [missed tackle: Wonder Boy (Power Through)] (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Maskelyne] | Replay | ||
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Salvatore Elia over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Jedi Master Plo Koon rush [missed diving tackle: Maskelyne (Spin)] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pitch to KoB's Bobby Mitchell to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Vash ] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 37 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Rillaboom $, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [tackle: Sheldom Target] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Jack Endries up the right side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Ensign Pavel Chekov] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Rodney Stone over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Spamish Inquisition] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Jack Endries over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:01 | Extra point attempted by Aces n Eights, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | Kickoff by Aces n Eights, 76 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Josiah Sharma] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Michael Taaffe] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Joe Cool pitch to PEGASAS III to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: My wife is mad at me] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 4th & 7 | OWN 23 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 39 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 4:26 | ||||
| 4:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | KoB's Archie Manning pitch to KoB's Bobby Mitchell to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Archie Manning pass to Hugo Waters, hurried by Hero Kanu, over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's Archie Manning sacked by Ensign Ro Laren (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:48 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Deadman's Hand, 55 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (20 yd return) [tackle: Anthony Hill, Jr.] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 2:40 | ||||
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Heath Webber rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Yakky My Wakky Jackson] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | Heath Webber rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Symbiote D Tackle] | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 33 | Joe Cool pass to Subterranean Homesick Alien over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Intercept'em] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Teriyaki Pineapple Chicken Bacon Sandwich] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 44 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [TD] (56 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:23 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 0:23 | ||||
| 0:23 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 73 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (20 yd return) [tackle: Wonder Boy] | Replay | ||
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | KoB's Archie Manning sacked by Ensign Ro Laren (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |