Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 14:17 | The Usual | TD | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Jefferson Airplane] [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] [TD] (85.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:35 | Harbor | TD | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, thrown low, caught [TD] (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:12 | Harbor | FG | 47 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:24 | The Usual | TD | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI [TD] to the left (77 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| The Usual | Harbor | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 157 | 173 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 76 | 43 |
| Rushes | 6 | 8 |
| Yards/Rush | 12.7 | 5.4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 81 | 130 |
| Completions/Attempts | 3/4 | 11/12 |
| Yards/Pass | 20.3 | 10.8 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 2 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 58 | 43 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 4:56 | 10:04 |
| Passing |
| The Usual | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Joe Cool |
12 | 3 | 4 | 81 | 75 | 20.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Harbor | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Weird Al Yankovic |
16 | 11 | 12 | 130 | 91.7 | 10.8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Alice Cooper |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The Usual | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Crash Test Dummy |
3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Heath Webber |
6 | 2 | -1 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB JESSE O VI |
1 | 1 | 77 | 77 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Erode Shun |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Redux II |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Emaree Winston |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Abe Reles |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB PEGASAS III |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Harbor | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Alice Cooper |
4 | 4 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Perfect Circle |
8 | 3 | 28 | 9.3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Iron Maiden |
4 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB FitzChivalry Farseer |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB The Clash |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Doors |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Nine Inch Nails |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The Usual | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Emaree Winston |
3 | 2 | 1 | -5.5 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB PEGASAS III |
2 | 2 | 2 | 86.5 | 43.3 | 46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Subterranean Homesick Alien |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sal Testa |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roy Demeo |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Carry Big Stick |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dionte Irving |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Harbor | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB A Perfect Circle |
8 | 4 | 4 | 68 | 17 | 19.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB FitzChivalry Farseer |
8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2.7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Nine Inch Nails |
8 | 3 | 3 | 26.5 | 8.8 | 1.3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Def Leppard |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Deep Purple |
5 | 1 | 1 | 27.5 | 27.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lord Chade |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR The Fool |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Police |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Fleetwood Mac |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ZZ Top |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jackson Browne |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Caravan Palace |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The Usual | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr. |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 149 | 74.5 |
| Harbor | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Folds |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 219 | 73 |
| Punting |
| The Usual | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Neymar Jr. Jr. |
2 | 116 | 58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Harbor | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P James Taylor |
1 | 43 | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The Usual | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes Redux II |
2 | 36 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Harbor | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The Doors |
1 | 22.5 | 22.5 | 0 | 2 | 17.5 | 8.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The Usual | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Sal Testa |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Dante's Inferno |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Fire at Will |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Red West |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Pete Zahutt |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Eddy Who? |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT River Eddy |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Big Pussy Bonpensiero |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Tyler Eddy |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Sonny West |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Harbor | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G MM Kiss |
13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT MM Soundgarden |
12 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT MM Tool |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT MM Aerosmith |
14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Police |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ZZ Top |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB The Clash |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G MM Queen |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C MM Cream |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT MM Audioslave |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G MM Black Sabbath |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C MM Yes |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| The Usual | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Q |
17 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Carl Benoit B |
16 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| LB Christian Jones Rafiki |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Vash |
13 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player |
15 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lieutenant Tasha Yar |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Ensign Ro Laren |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Dennis Valdez |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Maskelyne |
16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Brayden Bridges |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cover Band |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sheldom Target |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| SS Out Left |
13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Maraad Watson |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Spamish Inquisition |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hot Rod Woodson jr jr |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Wonder Boy |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Adrius au Augustus |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ensign Pavel Chekov |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hero Kanu |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Herschel |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Paul Krause jr |
17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Harbor | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Bachman-Turner Overdrive |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Night Eyes |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Venom Poison Marcum |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS The Doobie Brothers |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brant Mitchell |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Van Halen |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE AC- DC |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Grand Funk Railroad |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Ramones |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Led Zeppelin |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Justen Time |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT Liveship Paragon |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Daft Punk |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT The Rolling Stones |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Jefferson Airplane |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ram Jam |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stevie Wonder |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Steely Dan |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Molly Hatchet |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Pink Floyd |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Dire Straits |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Who |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB The Eagles |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lynryrd Skynyrd |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Motör head |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT The Allman Brothers |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Rage Against the Machine |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The Usual | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Christian Jones Rafiki |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Q |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Harbor | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS The Doobie Brothers |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Grand Funk Railroad |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





