Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Jaden Best sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 16.5 | OPP 34.5 | Jaden Best pitch to Conor Booth Rafiki [missed diving tackle: Motör head (Power Through)] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 29 | Jaden Best pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 22.5 | 39.5 yd field goal attempted by John Hohl Rafiki, made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:24 | ||||
| 13:24 | Kickoff by John Hohl Rafiki, 78 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rex Callaway] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side [deflected by David Vicari] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:39 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Bayushi ¤] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rex Callaway] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side [deflected by Smexy Gal] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:32 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Rick Deckard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:27 | 4th & 8 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 57 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 11:22 | ||||
| 11:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Roger "The Dodger" rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 10:40 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 11 | Jaden Best pitch to Ethan Yeldon [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 14 | Jaden Best pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Roger "The Dodger" rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Jaden Best bad pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:33 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Kamdyn Koch Rafiki, 52 yd, fielded by The Doors (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Savage] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:25 | ||||
| 8:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Elijah Jeudy Rafiki (Hurdle)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Olaf the more than Ready] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 37 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Bayushi ¤ (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Olaf the more than Ready] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Max Guidetti] | Replay |
| 6:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Lord Chade up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: In the army now] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 46.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed tackle: Smexy Gal (Power Through)] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Keith Watt] | Replay |
| 5:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Brown] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Deangelo Gipson] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Redux] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Keona Davis Rafiki (Hurdle)] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Keith Watt] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Ethan Brown] [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:49 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 2:49 | ||||
| 2:49 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 65 yd, fielded by Luca Coti (14 yd return) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay | ||
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush [missed diving tackle: The Who (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 2:23 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 23.5 | Jaden Best pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (56 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Jaden Best pass to Brian Potter over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 14.5 | Jaden Best screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 1st & G | OPP 10 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 1:30 | 1st & G | OPP 10 | Jaden Best screen pass to Ethan Yeldon, hurried by Liveship Paragon, to the left side, caught [TD] (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:24 | Extra point attempted by John Hohl Rafiki, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 1:24 | ||||
| 1:24 | Kickoff by John Hohl Rafiki, 66 yd, fielded by The Doors (11 yd return) [tackle: Bayushi ¤] | Replay | ||
| 1:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Olaf the more than Ready] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 15.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Lord Chade up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: In the army now] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to A Perfect Circle over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Onda Rock] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Lord Chade up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Keegan Lord L] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 46.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Olaf the more than Ready] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 44 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:05 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nunzio Lazzaro] | Replay |