Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by John Hohl Rafiki, 79 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | A Perfect Circle rush to the left (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: In the army now] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Arkadiusz Reca] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 35 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle [deflected by Ethan Savage] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:41 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 35 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to Caravan Palace to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Nunzio Lazzaro] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 4th & 8 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 49 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:54 | ||||
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 20 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 12:05 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 22 | Jaden Best pass to Tiki Miki over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 29 | Jaden Best pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 30.5 | Jaden Best pass to Tiki Miki over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 4th & inches | OWN 38 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 43 | Jaden Best pitch to Ethan Yeldon [missed tackle: Daft Punk] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 43.5 | Jaden Best pass to Tiki Miki, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Roger "The Dodger" rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44 | Jaden Best pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Jaden Best screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 32.5 | Jaden Best pass to Steven. Tyler over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 27.5 | Jaden Best sacked by Dire Straits (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:06 | 4th & 13 | OPP 32.5 | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by John Hohl Rafiki, made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:02 | ||||
| 5:02 | Kickoff by John Hohl Rafiki, 71 yd, fielded by The Doors (15 yd return) [tackle: Bayushi ¤] | Replay | ||
| 5:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: In the army now] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 16.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 16.5 | Weird Al Yankovic sacked by Bayushi ¤ (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 11 | Punt by James Taylor, 47 yd, fielded by Luca Coti (4 yd return) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:39 | ||||
| 3:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Jaden Best pitch to Ethan Yeldon [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Jaden Best screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Night Eyes (Lower the Shoulder)] (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 46.5 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & inches | OPP 43.5 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Jaden Best pitch to Steven. Tyler [missed tackle: Night Eyes] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 39 | Jaden Best screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the left side [deflected by Steely Dan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 39 | Jaden Best pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 32 | Conor Booth Rafiki rush [missed tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |