Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Washington Warthogs 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ned Malone, 69 yd, fielded by Road Runner (14 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Galen Hobbs ST] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | — Alvin pass to Not Another Casual Dot up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Julius Benedict] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 20.5 | — Alvin screen pass to Not Another Casual Dot to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Coleman Joyce] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 25 | Reed Hays rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Alex Adair] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 25 | BoBo Jenks rush [missed diving tackle: Devon Madrid (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lamar Mayes] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | — Alvin pass to Aviendha © over the middle [deflected by Alex Boyles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | — Alvin pitch to Kellen Slade [missed diving tackle: Amir Mathews (Hurdle)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Arron Davison] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 30.5 | — Alvin pass to — Simon up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Rowell] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | — Alvin pitch to BoBo Jenks [missed diving tackle: Gavin McBride (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lamar Mayes] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 42.5 | — Alvin pass to Not Another Casual Dot up the right side [deflected by Christian Walter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:29 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 42.5 | — Alvin pass to Dogg £ up the right side [deflected by Domenic Pryor] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:25 | 4th & 9 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Daffy Duck, 49 yd, fielded by Wesley Hatch (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Wile E Coyote] | Replay |
| Bier Markt 10:19 | ||||
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Captain Sharkey screen pass to Arthur Lockett to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antwon Zimmer] | Replay |
| 9:35 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 20 | Captain Sharkey pass to Experi MENTAL, hurried by Morgase Trakand ©, up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 20 | Captain Sharkey pitch to Running You Over to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Egwene Al'Vere ©] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 4th & 4 | OWN 21 | Punt by Rex Brooks, 57 yd, fielded by Road Runner (8 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Galen Hobbs ST] | Replay |
| Washington Warthogs 8:54 | ||||
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | — Alvin pitch to Kellen Slade to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Walter] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 33.5 | BoBo Jenks rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Christian Walter] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 36 | — Alvin pass to Aviendha © over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:54 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Daffy Duck, 42 yd, fielded by Wesley Hatch (4.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Taz Devil] | Replay |
| Bier Markt 7:48 | ||||
| 7:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Captain Sharkey screen pass to Arthur Lockett to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Trace Reeves] | Replay |
| 7:06 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 34.5 | Captain Sharkey pass to Angelo Flanagan over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Making Casual Great Again] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Captain Sharkey pitch to Gabriel Love to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hurricane Polimar] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 45 | Captain Sharkey pass to Terrence Brock over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Min Farshaw ©] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 49 | Running You Over rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Min Farshaw ©] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Captain Sharkey pass to Eric Villanueva up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46 | Captain Sharkey pass to Darius Killian, hurried by Making Casual Great Again, over the middle [deflected by Min Farshaw ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 46 | Captain Sharkey bad pass to Zachariah Guzman, hurried by Wile E Coyote, up the right side [deflected by Wile E Coyote] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 4th & 10 | OPP 46 | Punt by Rex Brooks, 38 yd, fielded by Road Runner (fair catch) | Replay |
| Washington Warthogs 4:22 | ||||
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | — Alvin pitch to BoBo Jenks [missed tackle: Willie Rowell (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Amir Mathews] | Replay |
| 3:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 12 | — Alvin pitch to Kellen Slade [missed tackle: Camden Hickman (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Arron Davison] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 14.5 | Kellen Slade rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Angelo Siegel] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 4th & 2 | OWN 16 | Punt by Daffy Duck, 53 yd, fielded by Wesley Hatch (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bullwinkle ] | Replay |
| Bier Markt 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Captain Sharkey pitch to Running You Over to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: — Rafael] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 44.5 | Captain Sharkey pitch to Running You Over [missed tackle: Trace Reeves] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nynaeve Al'Meara ©] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 49.5 | Captain Sharkey pass to Eric Villanueva over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Egwene Al'Vere ©] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Captain Sharkey sacked by Boss O'keefe (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 47.5 | Captain Sharkey sacked by Min Farshaw © (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |





