Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| The Mob 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jeff Beck, 64 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (38.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kid. Rock] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Broccoli Bowers up the right side [deflected by Elvis Presley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Broccoli Bowers up the right side, caught (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ginger Baker] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Gilmour] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 25.5 | Kaden Feagin rush [missed diving tackle: Jeff Lynne (Hurdle)] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eddie Vedder] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 19.5 | Billy Riggs rush to the right (9 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Kid. Rock] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Broccoli Bowers over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Redding] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 3 | Billy Riggs rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:18 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 12:18 | ||||
| 12:18 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 72 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page (30 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: KEN WORTH] | Replay | ||
| 12:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Joe Satriani up the left side [deflected by Kyle Portis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Billy Gibbons up the left side intercepted by Kid Cudi (-1 yd return) [tackle: Billy Gibbons] | Replay |
| The Mob 12:05 | ||||
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Peter Frampton] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 34 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Dual Toxocyst over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: James Brown] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 39 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Angus Young] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Dual Toxocyst over the middle [deflected by Elvis Presley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:15 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Geddy Lee] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Broccoli Bowers over the middle [deflected by Tommy Lee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:47 | 4th & 6 | OWN 47.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Broccoli Bowers over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Otis Redding] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 9:44 | ||||
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Joe Satriani up the left side, diving catch attempt [deflected by The Law] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Steven. Tyler to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Scott] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 45 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Prince . up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Jeffery James [deflected by Jeffery James] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:58 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 45 | Punt by James Hetfield, 37 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes [missed tackle: Elvis Presley] (25.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Eddie Vedder] | Replay |
| The Mob 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Russian Blahkka, hurried by David Gilmour, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Tommy Lee (Power Through)] [missed tackle: James Brown] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vince Neil] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 41.5 | Billy Riggs rush to the right (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Phil Collins] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Malik Elzy up the left side [deflected by Elvis Presley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 37 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Lee] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 31.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to A Pimp Named Slickback over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Vince Neil] | Replay |
| 6:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Billy Riggs up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Duff McKagan] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 20 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Gilmour] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Dual Toxocyst over the middle [deflected by David Bowie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:58 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 4:58 | ||||
| 4:58 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 71 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page (21.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay | ||
| 4:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Ritchie Blackmore sacked by Ty Robinson (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:28 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 15.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Billy Gibbons over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 26 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Honest Henry up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jim Morrison [missed diving tackle: Ty Robinson (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kyle Portis] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jack White to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Monty Burns (Spin)] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Scott] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 3rd & inches | OWN 41 | John Bonham rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Joe Satriani over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Law [deflected by The Law] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ritchie Blackmore bad pass to Joe Satriani, hurried by Charles Bassey, up the left side [deflected by Charles Bassey] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Honest Henry, hurried by Gabe Jacas, up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Honest Henry up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 40.5 | Jack White rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |