Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 68 yd, fielded by Jimmy Page (22.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Monty Burns] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Billy Gibbons up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 24 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jim Morrison to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery James] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 27 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Prince . over the middle [deflected by Kid Cudi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:14 | 4th & 7 | OWN 27 | Punt by James Hetfield, 65 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: James Brown] | Replay |
| The Mob 14:05 | ||||
| 14:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | A Pimp Named Slickback pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Eddie Vedder (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Duff McKagan (Power Through)] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy Rhoads] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 44.5 | Cam Newton rush [missed tackle: Ginger Baker (Power Through)] to the right (11 yd gain) [tackle: David Bowie] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Broccoli Bowers up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vince Neil] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 40 | Billy Riggs rush [missed diving tackle: Jeff Lynne] to the right (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geddy Lee] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | A Pimp Named Slickback sacked by Jeff Lynne (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 16 | OPP 28 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to A Pimp Named Slickback up the right side intercepted by Tommy Lee (0 yd return) [tackle: A Pimp Named Slickback] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 11:19 | ||||
| 11:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8.5 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jim Morrison to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 15 | Steven. Tyler rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 10:17 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 17.5 | John Bonham rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 4th & inches | OWN 18.5 | John Bonham rush [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Steven. Tyler to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 24 | Ritchie Blackmore pitch to Jim Morrison to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Juwan Stout] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 28 | Jim Morrison rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 4th & 3 | OWN 29 | Punt by James Hetfield, 62 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (17 yd return) [tackle: James Brown] | Replay |
| The Mob 7:38 | ||||
| 7:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Bon Jovi] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 31 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Nicks] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 33.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Elvis Presley] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Aidan Laughery up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Elvis Presley] | Replay |
| 5:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 45 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Gilmour] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 47 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Xavier Worthy up the left side [deflected by Jon Bon Jovi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:07 | 4th & 4 | OWN 47 | Punt by John Dillinger, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 5:02 | ||||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Stretch Armstrong over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ty Robinson [deflected by Ty Robinson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Billy Gibbons up the left side intercepted by Demon Wembanyama [missed tackle: Honest Henry] [TD] (34 yd return) | Replay |
| The Mob 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Jack White up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Monty Burns (Power Through)] (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xavier Scott] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Jim Morrison rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Pwned Sapp] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Ritchie Blackmore screen pass to Jack White to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 37.5 | Ritchie Blackmore pass to Billy Gibbons up the right side [deflected by Miles Scott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:05 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by James Hetfield, 35 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Mob 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle [deflected by Otis Redding] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback screen pass to Aidan Laughery to the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Ray Vaughan] | Replay |
| 2:12 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 35 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: James Brown] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Kaden Feagin rush [missed tackle: David Gilmour] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Lee] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 48 | Kaden Feagin rush [missed diving tackle: Jeff Lynne (Spin)][forced fumble: Phil Collins], fumbled , recovered by The Line General (0 yd return) [diving tackle: David Bowie] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 49.5 | Kaden Feagin rush [missed diving tackle: Angus Young (Spin)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kid. Rock] | Replay |