Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| The Mob 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Gilberto Rowell, 65 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Gunner Tyson] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Nick Buoniconti] (11 yd gain) [tackle: General Mooney] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: General Rodriguez] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 38.5 | Kaden Feagin rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Max Harrison] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Quinn Ewers pass to Thorny Devil up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: General Davidson] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose up the left side, caught (29.5 yd gain) [tackle: heavy metal DRUMS] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Thorny Devil up the right side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:39 | Extra point attempted by Joseph Bonanno, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| New Jersey Generals 11:39 | ||||
| 11:39 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Buck Gunn pass to General Jukes over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darth Vader] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Surge Knight rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 4th & 1 | OWN 29 | HB QBR3 rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 9:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Buck Gunn pass to Gronk * up the left side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Buck Gunn pass to General LaPorta over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 8:51 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 38.5 | Surge Knight rush [missed diving tackle: Sweet Tea] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Motoriziaac Shoppelliot Carter] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 35.5 | Buck Gunn pass to General LaPorta over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Buck Gunn pass to General LaPorta, hurried by Darth Vader, up the left side, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Buck Gunn pass to JaMarr Chase over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:15 | Extra point attempted by Gilberto Rowell, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Mob 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | Kickoff by Gilberto Rowell, 64 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (32 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Gunner Tyson] | Replay | ||
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery up the right side, caught [missed tackle: General Campbell (Spin)] (10 yd gain) [tackle: General Davidson] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Thorny Devil over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: General Joseph] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 44 | Cam Newton rush [missed diving tackle: General Mooney (Hurdle)] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Max Harrison] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Nick Buoniconti][Monster Hit forced fumble: General Joseph], fumbled , recovered by electric GUITAR (0 yd return) [tackle: Thorny Devil] | Replay |
| New Jersey Generals 5:25 | ||||
| 5:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Buck Gunn pass to General St. Brown up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Billy Ruggs [deflected by Billy Ruggs] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs, hurried by Pwned Tuimoloau, over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Jason Jackson (Spin)] (8 yd gain) [tackle: Kid Cudi] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 33.5 | Surge Knight rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 21.5 | Jaydon Blue rush [missed diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] [missed diving tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Deep Weak Half (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Motoriziaac Shoppelliot Carter (Power Through)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Billy Ruggs] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs over the middle [deflected by Jason Jackson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Buck Gunn pass to JaMarr Chase, hurried by Pwned Sapp, up the left side, thrown low, caught (12.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:44 | Extra point attempted by Gilberto Rowell, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Mob 2:44 | ||||
| 2:44 | Kickoff by Gilberto Rowell, 71 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes [missed diving tackle: Gunner Tyson (Spin)] (32.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: General Strickland] | Replay | ||
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Nick Buoniconti (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Son Goku] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 39.5 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Paul Simon] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: General Campbell] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 48 | Quinn Ewers pass to Thorny Devil up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: General Davidson] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose over the middle, caught (32.5 yd gain) [tackle: General Rodriguez] | Replay |