Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| New Jersey Generals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Joseph Bonanno, 73 yd, fielded by Chris B Chicken, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Buck Gunn pass to Gronk * up the right side [deflected by Deep Strong Half] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Buck Gunn pass to General LaPorta over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Surge Knight rush [missed diving tackle: Sweet Tea (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Charles Bassey (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Jason Jackson (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Buck Gunn pass to General LaPorta over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Micah McFadden] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 38.5 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Jason Jackson (Spin)] (7 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Strong Half] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Buck Gunn pitch to Jaydon Blue [missed tackle: Deep Weak Half] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 48.5 | Surge Knight rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 49.5 | Buck Gunn pass to Gronk * over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deep Weak Half] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Buck Gunn pass to General St. Brown over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: The Law] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 30 | Buck Gunn pitch to Jaydon Blue to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pwned Tuimoloau] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | [missed tackle: Darth Vader]Buck Gunn pass to General St. Brown up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 19 | Buck Gunn pass to Gronk * over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Billy Ruggs [deflected by Billy Ruggs] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:17 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 19 | Buck Gunn pass to Tez “Duck” Johnson over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Buck Gunn pass to Tez “Duck” Johnson over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Kyle Portis [deflected by Kyle Portis] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Buck Gunn pass to Tez “Duck” Johnson up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:30 | Extra point attempted by Gilberto Rowell, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Mob 8:30 | ||||
| 8:30 | Kickoff by Gilberto Rowell, 66 yd, fielded by Turtle Toes (20 yd return) [tackle: Nicolas Bell] | Replay | ||
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Alexander Rich (Spin)] [missed tackle: General Campbell] (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: General Mooney] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle, thrown low, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | Quinn Ewers pitch to Billy Riggs [missed diving tackle: Max Harrison (Hurdle)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: heavy metal DRUMS] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 3rd & inches | OWN 47.5 | Billy Riggs rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Beef Davies] | Replay |
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery over the middle, caught [missed tackle: General Campbell (Spin)] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Art Garfunkel] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 41 | Quinn Ewers pitch to The Swimming Moose to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: General Rodriguez] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Quinn Ewers pass to Aidan Laughery up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Alexander Rich (Spin)] [missed tackle: Nick Buoniconti] (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: General Mooney] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: General Rodriguez] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 9.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose, hurried by Myles L. Garrett, up the left side [deflected by Nick Buoniconti] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 9.5 | Quinn Ewers pass to The Swimming Moose, hurried by General Hutchinson, up the left side intercepted by General Mooney (1 yd return) [tackle: The Swimming Moose] | Replay |
| New Jersey Generals 4:28 | ||||
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0.5 | Surge Knight rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Sweet Tea] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 3 | Surge Knight rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Ty Robinson] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 3 | Buck Gunn pass to Tez “Duck” Johnson over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Xavier Watts] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | HB QBR3 rush to the left (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Cole Lynch] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 8 | Buck Gunn pass to General St. Brown, hurried by Darth Vader, over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Demon Wembanyama] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 17 | Buck Gunn pass to General Jukes over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Demon Wembanyama (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Jackson] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Buck Gunn sacked by Darth Vader (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 22 | Buck Gunn pass to General Gibbs over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deep Weak Half] | Replay |