Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 8:34 | L.A. | FG | 28 yd field goal attempted by Loony Kicker, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Johannesburg | L.A. | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 66.5 | 62 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 42 | 9.5 |
| Rushes | 11 | 4 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.8 | 2.4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 24.5 | 52.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 4/5 | 8/12 |
| Yards/Pass | 4.9 | 4.4 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 8:34 | 6:26 |
| Passing |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Cullen Bohannon |
7 | 3 | 4 | 15 | 75 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB I Run Maiden |
9 | 1 | 1 | 9.5 | 100 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Goff "MVP" Lunatic |
16 | 8 | 12 | 52.5 | 66.7 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Goff Trys to Run |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Damage Inc. |
7 | 6 | 24.5 | 4.1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB I Run Maiden |
9 | 3 | 11.5 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr |
7 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Yoda‎ |
2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bull Dozzier |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Xenny Block |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Deke Dodger |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Gibbs Lunatic |
3 | 2 | 5 | 2.5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Goff Trys to Run |
1 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB L A ... PHB |
1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... BFB1 |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Barry "MFn" Sanders |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... Scat FBack |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... BFB 2 |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Speedy Lunatic |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr |
7 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins |
8 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Damage Inc. |
7 | 1 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jedi Anakin Skywalker |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE House of Pancakes |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Albrect The Giant |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR The Flash! |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Steve Largent |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Special Ed |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Bob Hayes |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Speedy Lunatic |
12 | 6 | 4 | 12.5 | 3.1 | 4.4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Luna St. Brown |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE La Porta Lunatic |
8 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Wright Lunatic |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Loony Receiver |
11 | 1 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Luna Matthews |
3 | 1 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB LA ... Scat FBack |
2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Luna Returner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE LA ... BTE 2 |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Bush Lunatic |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE LA ... BTE 1 |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Megatron Lunatic |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR L A ... POSS WR |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Johannesburg | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Just For Kicks |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 54 | 54 |
| L.A. | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Loony Kicker |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 74 | 74 |
| Punting |
| Johannesburg | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|
| L.A. | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Johannesburg | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|
| L.A. | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Luna Returner |
1 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Albrect The Giant |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE House of Pancakes |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pushing Daisies |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Jimbo Covert |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Police Line Do Not Cross |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Xenny Protect |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Security Guard |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Mac Moody |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G George Musso |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Very Offensive Lunatic |
10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guarding Lunatic |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Offensive Lunatic |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Galactic Lunatic |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C L A ... OC |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C C2 Lunatic |
12 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT L A ... OT |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guardian Lunatic |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G L A ... OG |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Extremely Offensive Lunatic |
10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Johannesburg | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Super Girl |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KoB's Emmitt Thomas |
10 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ken U. Diggit |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Fright Knight |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mama Say Knock You Out |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Night Knight |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xenny Cover |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Star Girl |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Drop Dead Fred |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Nick Buoniconti |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Darrell Green |
9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Sack Sabbath |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr. |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Wonder Woman |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Buck Buchanan |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xenny Hit |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Leper Messiah |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Julius Wyatt |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Freight Train |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Emlen Tunnell |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cortez Kennedy |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Lakae Manumana II |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Dump Truck |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Darth Vitiate |
7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Erik The Viking |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Macchina Infernale |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Hannibal Hulkster |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hank Hulkster |
7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB HH1 Lunatic |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE DE Luna |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB L A ... INT LB |
9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Hollywood Hulkster |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE L A ... DE 2 |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB HH4 Lunatic |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Killer Lunatic |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS I. Melifonwu Lunatic |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB A. Anzalone Lunatic |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT Homer Hulkster |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Roo Lunatic |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB E. Moseley Lunatic |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS K. Joseph Lunatic |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE L A ... DE |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB T. Arnold Lunatic |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Hutchinson Lunatic |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS B. Branch Lunatic |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB HH3 Lunatic |
9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB A. Robertson Lunatic |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB HH2 Lunatic |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB K. Vildor Lunatic |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Johannesburg | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Mama Say Knock You Out |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| L.A. | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
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