Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| KC Playmakers 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 18 | LaDainian * rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 19.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 25.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 29 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle [deflected by Final Stop] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:38 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 36 | Mahomey * pass to LeVeon * over the middle [deflected by Jack D. Stripper] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 4th & 7 | OWN 36 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 36 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 11:25 | ||||
| 11:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dashawn Braxton] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle [deflected by Derrick Brooks**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:45 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham, hurried by Prime **, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Rod Woodson*** [deflected by Rod Woodson***] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:40 | 4th & 8 | OWN 30 | Punt by Darth Stache, 39 yd, fielded by returner * (5.5 yd return) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 10:33 | ||||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the right side, caught (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 32 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 3rd & 18 | OWN 29 | Mahomey * bad pass to Antonio Gates* up the right side [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:14 | 4th & 18 | OWN 29 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 48 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (7 yd return) [tackle: Tavon McKenzie] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:07 | ||||
| 9:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Deven Stone] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 29.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek, hurried by Aaron Donald*, up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ty Law** [deflected by Ty Law**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:03 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 52 yd, fielded by returner * [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 7:54 | ||||
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: IT ... CB] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34 | LeVeon * rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 35.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Mahomey * bad pass to Reggie Bush, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 23 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes, hurried by Dolo Diaby, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 15.5 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 13.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:54 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:54 | ||||
| 1:54 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 73 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle, caught [deflected by Jerrod Mayes] (34 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence Taylor*] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Curt Freeman pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Curt Freeman bad pass to Snoop Dogg over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:37 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 39 yd, fielded by returner * (14 yd return) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 0:29 | ||||
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |