Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette, hurried by Marquise Roland, to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Derrick Thomas*] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 17 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Chris Jones*] | Replay |
| 14:01 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 18 | Curt Freeman bad pass to Nearest Green up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:57 | 4th & 12 | OWN 18 | Punt by Darth Stache, 56 yd, fielded by returner * (12.5 yd return) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 13:49 | ||||
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 46.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: Ariat Larratt*] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Mahomey * screen pass to LaDainian * to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 12:18 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 45 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 41.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32 | LaDainian * rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Mahomey * bad pass to Reggie Bush, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle [deflected by IT ... DE] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side [deflected by First Alert] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * over the middle [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 4th & 10 | OPP 26.5 | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:10 | ||||
| 10:10 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 71 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Dashawn Braxton] (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chris Jones*] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Curt Freeman bad pass to Jang Didcottingham, hurried by Daron Bland**, up the left side [deflected by Trent McDuffie*] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Curt Freeman bad pass to Richard Chafer, hurried by Aaron Donald*, over the middle [deflected by Derrick Thomas*] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:21 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 45 yd, fielded by returner * (8 yd return) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 9:13 | ||||
| 9:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle [deflected by Sloth Fertelli] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:05 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 27 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 15 | LeVeon * rush [missed diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Hurdle)] to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side [deflected by Evan Williams] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:27 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes up the right side, caught [missed tackle: IT ... CB] (8.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:21 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 66 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant [missed diving tackle: Rod Woodson***] (26.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ed Reed**] | Replay | ||
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Andre Stout] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 37.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jarrod Hilton] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 36.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Chris Jones*] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 4th & 1 | OWN 39.5 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zion Drone] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 49.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deven Stone] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 47 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 2:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette, hurried by Dashawn Braxton, to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zion Drone] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 43.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Richard Chafer to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 41 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 4th & 5 | OPP 39.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 0:24 | ||||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Mahomey * pass to LaDainian * up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 18 | LaDainian * rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 19.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 25.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 29 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle [deflected by Final Stop] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:38 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 36 | Mahomey * pass to LeVeon * over the middle [deflected by Jack D. Stripper] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 4th & 7 | OWN 36 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 36 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 11:25 | ||||
| 11:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dashawn Braxton] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle [deflected by Derrick Brooks**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:45 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 30 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham, hurried by Prime **, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Rod Woodson*** [deflected by Rod Woodson***] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:40 | 4th & 8 | OWN 30 | Punt by Darth Stache, 39 yd, fielded by returner * (5.5 yd return) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 10:33 | ||||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the right side, caught (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 32 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 3rd & 18 | OWN 29 | Mahomey * bad pass to Antonio Gates* up the right side [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:14 | 4th & 18 | OWN 29 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 48 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (7 yd return) [tackle: Tavon McKenzie] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:07 | ||||
| 9:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Deven Stone] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 29.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek, hurried by Aaron Donald*, up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ty Law** [deflected by Ty Law**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:03 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 52 yd, fielded by returner * [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 7:54 | ||||
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: IT ... CB] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34 | LeVeon * rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 35.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Mahomey * bad pass to Reggie Bush, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 23 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes, hurried by Dolo Diaby, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 15.5 | LeVeon * rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 13.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:54 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:54 | ||||
| 1:54 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 73 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle, caught [deflected by Jerrod Mayes] (34 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod Mayes] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence Taylor*] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Curt Freeman pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rod Woodson***] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Curt Freeman bad pass to Snoop Dogg over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:37 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 39 yd, fielded by returner * (14 yd return) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 0:29 | ||||
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 61 yd, fielded by returner * (16 yd return) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 26 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 45 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: Pappy VanWinkle (Power Through)] [missed tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Dolo Diaby (Power Through)] up the middle (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Mahomey * screen pass to Priest Holmes to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 12:14 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 39 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Mahomey * pass to Steve Largent up the left side [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:07 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 17 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 1st & G | OPP 7 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 10:05 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | LeVeon * rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:02 | Extra point attempted by Brandon Aubrey*, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:02 | ||||
| 10:02 | Kickoff by Brandon Aubrey*, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Rod Woodson***] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:18 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daron Bland**] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Andre Stout] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Brooks**] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 48 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brian Branch*] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side intercepted by Daron Bland** (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Kadeem DooSkychek] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 6:24 | ||||
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: Jack D. Stripper (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Dolo Diaby (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 36 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * over the middle [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:12 | 4th & 4 | OWN 36 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 37 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:04 | ||||
| 5:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the left side [deflected by Trent McDuffie*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | Curt Freeman bad pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the left side [deflected by Dashawn Braxton] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 27 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie Lott**] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Curt Freeman pass to Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Law**] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 46.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marquise Roland] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Dashawn Braxton (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Zion Drone] [TD] to the left (52.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:55 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| KC Playmakers 2:55 | ||||
| 2:55 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 75 yd, fielded by returner *, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle, thrown low, caught (no gain) [tackle: turd HERDER] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: Nigel Redding] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Mahomey * pass to Ja'Marr Chase* up the left side [deflected by Nose Picker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 67 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Tavon McKenzie] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:37 | ||||
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jarrod Hilton] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 21.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Brooks**] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw, hurried by Prime **, up the left side [deflected by Jarrod Hilton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:37 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 39 yd, fielded by returner * (fair catch) | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: Dolo Diaby (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: IT ... DE (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Hurdle)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LaDainian * to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 42 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * over the middle [deflected by Jack D. Stripper] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & 5 | OWN 42 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 49 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Tavon McKenzie] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:13 | ||||
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zion Drone] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 23 | Curt Freeman pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Jarrod Hilton (Spin)] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marquise Roland] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Andre Stout] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 36.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Brian Branch*] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & inches | OWN 40 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marquise Roland] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Warren Sapp*] | Replay |
| 10:44 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 44 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marquise Roland] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 45 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Ethan Yeldon to the left side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Revis **] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 4th & 7 | OWN 45 | Punt by Darth Stache, 40 yd, fielded by returner * (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 9:33 | ||||
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: turd HERDER (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 28.5 | Mahomey * bad pass to Priest Holmes, hurried by Dolo Diaby, up the right side [deflected by Evan Williams] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:44 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 28.5 | Mahomey * pass to Ja'Marr Chase* up the left side [deflected by Nose Picker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:39 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 54 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (fair catch) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:31 | ||||
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dashawn Braxton] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 20 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Law**] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 23.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Nearest Green up the left side [deflected by Jarrod Hilton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:10 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 51 yd, fielded by returner * (13.5 yd return) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 7:01 | ||||
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Mahomey * pass to Reggie Bush over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Josh Allen** rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 39.5 | Mahomey * pass to Priest Holmes over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:43 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 39.5 | Mahomey * sacked by Dolo Diaby (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:54 | 4th & 13 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 44 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to turd BURGLAR to the right side, caught [tackle: Ray Lewis*] [SAFETY] (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 4:45 | ||||
| 4:45 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 63 yd, fielded by returner * [missed diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Josh Allen** rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 28.5 | LeVeon * rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 31 | Mahomey * pass to Tyreek * over the middle [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:00 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 31 | Punt by Tiger Woods, 48 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Isaiah Stover] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 2:53 | ||||
| 2:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien up the left side [deflected by Daron Bland**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Marquise Roland] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Daron Bland**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:21 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 52 yd, fielded by returner * (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| KC Playmakers 2:13 | ||||
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | LeVeon * rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Ethan Knighton] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 33.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 38.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 38.5 | LeVeon * rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * [missed tackle: Final Stop (Power Through)] to the right (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Mahomey * pitch to LeVeon * to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 32 | LeVeon * rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 26.5 | LeVeon * rush [missed tackle: Ethan Alualu] [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Hurdle)] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |