Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 10:25 | Varrock | TD | Beefy Burns rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Varrock | Imperial Beach | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 122.5 | 22 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 27 | 16 |
| Rushes | 14 | 4 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.9 | 4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 95.5 | 6 |
| Completions/Attempts | 7/9 | 1/3 |
| Yards/Pass | 10.6 | 2 |
| Times Sacked | 2 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 47 | 37 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 12:27 | 2:33 |
| Passing |
| Varrock | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB The Wise Old Man |
15 | 7 | 9 | 95.5 | 77.8 | 10.6 | 1 | 2 | -12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Mysterious Old Man |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Curt Freeman |
5 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 33.3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Varrock | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB The Mysterious Old Man |
9 | 6 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Beefy Burns |
7 | 4 | 13 | 3.3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Og the Ogre |
6 | 2 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Wise Old Man |
15 | 2 | -12 | -6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Malignius Mortifer |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Drunken Dwarf |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gary Ali |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mayor Hobb |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI |
2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Yeldon |
1 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi |
2 | 1 | -1.5 | -1.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Richard Chafer |
3 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Fournette |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Poopie Pants McGraw |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Grant |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Ethan Bohanon |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Varrock | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE Jacky Jester |
12 | 3 | 2 | 37.5 | 18.8 | 0.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Mario Mosley |
10 | 2 | 2 | 35.5 | 17.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Grish the Shaman |
2 | 1 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fritz the Glassblower |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hameln the Jester |
13 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gary Ali |
10 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dominique O'connor |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kali the Alchemist |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Eli Gil |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Lan the Butcher |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Kadeem DooSkychek |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Jang Didcottingham |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Richard Chafer |
3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Snoop Dogg |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Rocky Turds Rockstien |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Mac Stern DuHalsKi |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Wetzel Cash The Man |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR turd BURGLAR |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Elmer Clay |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Nearest Green |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Varrock | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Robert the Strong |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 64 | 64 |
| Imperial Beach | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bret Westbrook |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 70 | 70 |
| Punting |
| Varrock | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Painted One |
1 | 47 | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Darth Stache |
1 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Varrock | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Drunken Dwarf |
1 | 20.5 | 20.5 | 0 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Ethan Grant |
1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Varrock | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Ghaslor the Elder |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Minimus the Gladiator |
19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Manni the Reveller |
15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Maze Guardian |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Lan the Butcher |
11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jamaal Coles |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Chief Tess |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Grandpa Jack |
19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jared Bruno |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Odd Stone |
17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Alathazdrar the Demon Butler |
13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Elmer Clay |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Alejandro Hammer |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Neal Copper |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Louie Silver |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT IT ... Tackle |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ted Hitchcock |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C IT ... Center |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Frank Ragnow |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Lonnie Silver |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G IT ... Guard |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Maurice Copper |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Varrock | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Otis Holt |
4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Miguel Molina |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sergeant Steelwill |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Lonnie Salas |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jamaal Coles |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jared Bruno |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Oscar Brantley |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Oliver Leggett |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Oathbreaker M'als |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tyler Tompkins |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Dane Duke |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Magneto Maximoff |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Harris Barrow |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hunter Holley |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB One Above All |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Fredrick Farr |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB The Blood Moon |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Kurt Bauer |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Sergeant Strongstack |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Michael Rankin |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Victor Goff |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Martin Coulter |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT General Graardor |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Marques Main |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Donnell Minton |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Raphael Skinner |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Buster Bush |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kareem Scott |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Blifford The Blind Maxwell |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Evan Williams |
16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS First Alert |
13 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Nigel Redding |
11 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Ariat Larratt* |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ethan Knighton |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jang Didcottingham |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Sloth Fertelli |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Ethan Alualu |
12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Rotundus Maximus |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JJ Frankie JJ |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stone Hands The Shadow |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Final Stop |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Nose Picker |
17 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Brent Johndoggle |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT IT ... DT |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB turd HERDER |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hans Fruber DieHard |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB IT ... CB |
17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE James Beam II |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE IT ... DE |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Brant "Goody" Goodleaf |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Dolo Diaby |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Pappy VanWinkle |
14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Jack D. Stripper |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Varrock | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C Jared Bruno |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jamaal Coles |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Imperial Beach | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Nigel Redding |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stone Hands The Shadow |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





