Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Capital Ravens 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 75 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 'Money' Hunter pitch to Dominque Dawson [missed tackle: Aaron “Duck” Flowers (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Graham Hoover] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Brando Wol rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | 'Money' Hunter pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue up the right side [deflected by Granny Sarah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Al Bundy, 46 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Grackle FS] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 13:26 | ||||
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the left side [deflected by Leonard Law] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle [deflected by Kobe “Duck” Savage] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW pass to J. Jonah Jameson over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dwayne Wilson] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Khalil Kaos] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 47 | Blondie SW pass to Blind Willy McTell over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Khalil Kaos] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 4th & inches | OPP 42 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Jon ? He be Good] | Replay |
| Capital Ravens 11:17 | ||||
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush [missed diving tackle: Judge Fenton (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Ned Logan (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 48 | Brando Wol rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 47.5 | Wild Goose rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush [missed tackle: Cheyenne West] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diego SW] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 41.5 | Brando Wol rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 37 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 35 | 52 yd field goal attempted by Mork From,ork, missed | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 8:26 | ||||
| 8:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roquan Rampage] | Replay |
| 7:48 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 43.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Khalil Kaos [deflected by Khalil Kaos] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 43.5 | Fran tartank DuHaLsKi rush [missed tackle: Ed Reed 20 (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jon ? He be Good (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Kobe “Duck” Savage (Power Through)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Leonard Law] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Fran tartank DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Sam Adams] [missed tackle: Grackle SS (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Jalen Judge (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roquan Rampage] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 41.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush [missed tackle: Grackle FS (Spin)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Micah Mayhem] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Dwayne Wilson [deflected by Dwayne Wilson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY up the left side [deflected by Grackle FS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:58 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Blondie SW pass to Blind Willy McTell up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick Fury] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Blondie SW pass to J. Jonah Jameson over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ed Reed 20] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 21.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 21.5 | Blondie SW pass to Blind Willy McTell up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Grackle CB zone] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Blondie SW bad pass to Rail Road over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the left side [deflected by Frederick Fury] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:06 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 16 | Blondie SW pass to Blind Willy McTell up the left side intercepted by Micah Mayhem [missed diving tackle: Blind Willy McTell] (1 yd return) [diving tackle: RANDY DANDY MOSSY] | Replay |
| Capital Ravens 4:01 | ||||
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | Brando Wol rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jackson Blackblood] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 14.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 16 | 'Money' Hunter pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Brando Wol rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ned Logan] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 24 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush [missed diving tackle: Lucas McCain (Hurdle)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 28.5 | 'Money' Hunter pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Brando Wol rush [missed tackle: Ned Logan (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dick Sapp] | Replay |