Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Spaghetti West 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mork From,ork, 68 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: Grackle SS] (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jalen Judge] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Jill McBain rush [missed diving tackle: What For (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Frederick Fury (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Hands Up (Power Through)] to the left (11 yd gain) [tackle: Grackle SS] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the right side [deflected by Kobe “Duck” Savage] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | Fran tartank DuHaLsKi rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wolfendale] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Blondie SW pass to Mathew Shook up the left side [deflected by Leonard Law] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 46 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ned Logan] | Replay |
| Capital Ravens 13:39 | ||||
| 13:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush [missed diving tackle: Dick Sapp (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Ned Logan] [missed tackle: Little Bill (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Geralt of Rivia] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 39.5 | Brando Wol rush [missed tackle: Dick Sapp (Lower the Shoulder)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | 'Money' Hunter pitch to Dominque Dawson to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Julius McClure] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 46.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 48.5 | 'Money' Hunter pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 4th & inches | OPP 46.5 | Wild Goose rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ned Logan] | Replay |
| 10:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Brando Wol rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Sapp] | Replay |
| 10:04 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 42 | Brando Wol rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 40.5 | 'Money' Hunter pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jabbar “Duck” Muhammad] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Brando Wol rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 29.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 29 | 'Money' Hunter pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Brando Wol rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dick Sapp] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 20.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush [missed diving tackle: Schofield Kid (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Peyton “Duck” Woodyard] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Graham Hoover] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 14 | Wild Goose rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jackson Blackblood] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 4th & 1 | OPP 12.5 | Wild Goose rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | Brando Wol rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 4:34 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 7 | 'Money' Hunter pitch to Dominque Dawson [missed diving tackle: Aldo Giuffrè (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Little Bill (Power Through)] to the left (7 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:29 | Extra point attempted by Mork From,ork, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 4:29 | ||||
| 4:29 | Kickoff by Mork From,ork, 73 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed tackle: Frederick Fury] [TD] (103.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 4:17 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Capital Ravens 4:17 | ||||
| 4:17 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 63 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ned Logan] | Replay | ||
| 4:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Brando Wol rush [missed diving tackle: Judge Fenton] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dorian “Duck” Brew] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 33.5 | Zeke Andy Stroy rush [missed tackle: Schofield Kid (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Peyton “Duck” Woodyard] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 37.5 | Brando Wol rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 38 | Punt by Al Bundy, 62.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jon ? He be Good] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Leonard Law] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Blondie SW pass to Rail Road over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick Fury] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 39.5 | False start penalty committed by Ramon Rojo | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 34.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sadiq “ Duck” Bey, hurried by Wolfendale, over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick Fury] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Fran tartank DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Sam Adams (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Micah Mayhem (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kobe “Duck” Savage] | Replay |