Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 14:22 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught [TD] (8.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:31 | Laos | TD | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:08 | Sno | FG | 26 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Laos | Sno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 92.5 | 150.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 27.5 | 101.5 |
| Rushes | 10 | 8 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.8 | 12.7 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 65 | 49 |
| Completions/Attempts | 5/6 | 5/7 |
| Yards/Pass | 10.8 | 7 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 7:56 | 7:04 |
| Passing |
| Laos | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB 7th Round Pick |
12 | 5 | 6 | 65 | 83.3 | 10.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Falco Grigio |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Ben Hogan |
13 | 5 | 7 | 49 | 71.4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Laos | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Other Back |
8 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Montgomery Ward I |
5 | 3 | 8.5 | 2.8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Falco Grigio |
4 | 3 | 11 | 3.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Big Contract |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Montgomery Ward II |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Glory Hole |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Montgomery Ward III |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
5 | 3 | 86.5 | 28.8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
7 | 3 | 15.5 | 5.2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
2 | 2 | -0.5 | -0.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tinsley Ellis |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Armold Palmer |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Laos | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Montgomery Ward I |
5 | 2 | 2 | 20.5 | 10.3 | 12.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Montgomery Ward III |
3 | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tiki Loki |
8 | 1 | 1 | 30.5 | 30.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ethan Smith |
4 | 1 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Other Back |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE I 95 |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Comp Pick |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ian Flynt Rafiki |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Free Speed |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR High School QB |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player 101 |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Franchise Tag |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
2 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
7 | 2 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 12.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
3 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 22 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
5 | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
9 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 10.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sam Snead |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Eliseo Kohler |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Laos | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Booty Call |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 155 | 77.5 |
| Sno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Crenshaw |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 147 | 73.5 |
| Punting |
| Laos | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Got ya |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Tom Kite |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Laos | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|
| Sno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|
| Offensive Line |
| Laos | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C Indian River Genetics |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Spider Farm |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player 101 |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Colton Cunningham |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Breeders Syndicate |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Matt Riot |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pedro Myers |
12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Graham Bailey |
12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Thousand Fold |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G HLG LED |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Moe Norman |
14 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tinsley Ellis |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ethan Searcy |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Si Woo Kim |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pete White, the Pink Pilgrim |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Center S |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Jackie Burke |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Max Leslie |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Laos | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Son of Zues |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Why Me |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Westley Sanchez |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB RES PECT |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Put your right foot in |
9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Monster Red |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Free Bird II |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gorilla Grow |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB I cant cover him |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wrayth DuhaLsKi |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Another Choice |
7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Hank Dabber |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Khalil Gabriel |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Think Again |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Nickle Bag |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Swift Dreams |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Red Lobster |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fix Me |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Jack |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Man the middle |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS spare part |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB To the Top |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Dime Bag |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ghost Buster |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| DT Pickle Rick |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT White Castle |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Sno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DT Ludwig Van Beethoven |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jason Day |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Thomas Moore |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Nikola Tesla |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| LB Big John |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE David Duval |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xander Schauffele |
9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ludvig Aberg |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Phil Mickelson |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sahith Theegala |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Max Homa |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nuke Bangaloid |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Freddie Couples |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Colin Morikawa |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Puff Ball |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nick Price |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Snow Ball |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT J.S. Bach |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Colvin |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Wookie Chewbacca |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Stark |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Laos | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
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| Sno | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
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