Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tough Native Jim] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 49.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CB BEAST GUNNA STICK] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Mario Mosley, hurried by Samuel Axe II, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hellsfire Harrison] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 39.5 | The Wise Old Man sacked by Crazy Horse (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:31 | 4th & 13.5 | OPP 43 | Punt by Painted One, 43 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 12:24 | ||||
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | **Jim Brown** rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Martin Coulter] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Yogurt Slinger pass to "Fleet" Hopocan up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | **Jim Brown** rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harris Barrow] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Sir Dave Caspar II over the middle [deflected by Donnell Minton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:26 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Stoutleg Lawnmower up the left side, out of bounds [deflected by Fredrick Farr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:21 | 4th & 7 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Ethan Anger, 40 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (10 yd return) [tackle: Raphael *U-ND* Gunner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 10:12 | ||||
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the left side [deflected by Malaki Starks] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Magnus Montgomery] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 39.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: CB BEAST STICK U UP] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: "Hammer" Hopocan] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Jacky Jester, hurried by Tough Native Jim, up the left side [deflected by Beavis Island] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:14 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Hameln the Jester, hurried by Hugo Hulkster, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:00 | 4th & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Punt by Painted One, 28 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 7:55 | ||||
| 7:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Tomura Shigaraki rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Martin Coulter] | Replay |
| 7:27 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 7 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Stoutleg Lawnmower up the left side [deflected by Otis Holt] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:23 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 7 | Yogurt Slinger pass to - Spud Web up the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Buster Bush] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 6.5 | Punt by Ethan Anger, 36 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Magnus Montgomery] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Eli Gil up the right side [deflected by Crazy Horse] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33.5 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Black Sam Bellamy II] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 32 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jalon Walker] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Andrew Mukuba] [TD] to the left (23 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:36 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 63 yd, fielded by Ethan Toefield [TD] (94 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 5:22 | Extra point attempted by Ethan Myers, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 5:22 | ||||
| 5:22 | Kickoff by Ethan Myers, 51 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Malaki Starks] | Replay | ||
| 5:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cyprus Caneally] | Replay |
| 4:34 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: Big Chulo] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hellsfire Harrison] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 40.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jalon Walker] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [TD] to the left (51.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:17 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 3:17 | ||||
| 3:17 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 43 yd, fielded by Ethan Toefield (6 yd return) [diving tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 3:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Yogurt Slinger pass to "Fleet" Hopocan up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Yogurt Slinger pass to "Fleet" Hopocan up the right side [deflected by Fredrick Farr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:07 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33 | Yogurt Slinger pass to - Pete Parker up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 4th & 5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Ethan Anger, 39 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Grayson *U-ND* FC Gunner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 2:31 | ||||
| 2:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CB BEAST STICK U UP] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 33 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: "Hammer" Hopocan] | Replay |
| 1:26 | 3rd & inches | OWN 37 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sir Paul Muad'dib] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: CB BEAST GUNNA STICK] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 50 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 50 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Diamond Finn] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side [deflected by Diamond Finn] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 42 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle [deflected by Jalon Walker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:02 | 4th & 10 | OPP 42 | Punt by Painted One, 42.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |