Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 57 yd, fielded by Ethan Toefield (16 yd return) [tackle: Victor Goff] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Yogurt Slinger screen pass to "Fleet" Hopocan to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 32.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to **Keith Byars** over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Grace O'Malley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to **Keith Byars** over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | **Jim Brown** rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 31.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Sir Mike Siani up the left side [deflected by Buster Bush] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:54 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 31.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to IsThat MrWaller? up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 26.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to "Fleet" Hopocan up the right side [deflected by Donnell Minton] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 11:16 | ||||
| 11:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Samuel Axe II] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 31.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Hugo Hulkster] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Giovanny *U-ND* Smash] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 35.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Tough Native Jim (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Giovanny *U-ND* Smash] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the left side [deflected by Diamond Finn] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:37 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 43 | Punt by Painted One, 33 yd, fielded by Ethan Toefield [missed diving tackle: Kareem Scott] (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 8:30 | ||||
| 8:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Grace O'Malley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 35 | False start penalty committed by Tough Native Jim | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 30 | Yogurt Slinger pass to "Fleet" Hopocan up the right side [deflected by Buster Bush] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:48 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 30 | Yogurt Slinger pass to - Spud Web up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Tyler Tompkins] (5 yd gain) [tackle: Victor Goff] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 4th & 7 | OWN 35 | Punt by Ethan Anger, 51 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf [TD] (86.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 7:02 | ||||
| 7:02 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| U-ND Fighting Sioux 7:02 | ||||
| 7:02 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 58 yd, fielded by Ethan Toefield (17 yd return) [tackle: Oathbreaker M'als] | Replay | ||
| 6:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Izuku Midoriya over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: General Graardor] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Izuku Midoriya over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Victor Goff] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 36.5 | **Jim Brown** rush [missed diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Harris Barrow] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 4th & 1 | OWN 38 | Grace O'Malley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Yogurt Slinger pitch to Izuku Midoriya to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to Sir Dave Caspar II over the middle [deflected by Martin Coulter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:06 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | Yogurt Slinger pass to - Reed Fantastic over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| 3:38 | 4th & 4 | OWN 47 | Punt by Ethan Anger, 40 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (13 yd return) [tackle: Grayson *U-ND* FC Gunner] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 3:30 | ||||
| 3:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Tough Native Jim (Stiff Arm)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hellsfire Harrison] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 31 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre [missed diving tackle: Malachi Moore] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Horse] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tough Native Jim] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | The Mysterious Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Black Sam Bellamy II] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 44 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Sir Paul Muad'dib] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Dominique O'connor, hurried by Calico Jack II, over the middle [deflected by Beavis Island] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |