Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| East Bandits 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 34.5 | Shedeur Sanders sacked by James Howlett (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 38 | Punt by Another Punter, 20 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Texas Dolphins 14:13 | ||||
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Jaylon Washington II over the middle, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Zack Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 15.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Tyson Sheehan over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Keegan Kolesar] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 21 | Jonathon Moxon pitch to Tank Foss to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donkey Teeth] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Jaylon Washington II rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COBRA'S CORNER #24] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 29 | Jonathon Moxon screen pass to New B to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: COBRA'S PIT #26] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 4th & 12 | OWN 27 | Punt by Beezus Fuffoon, 19 yd, fielded by Marcus Vincent-Jones Sr. (6 yd return) [tackle: Hitty McHitface] | Replay |
| East Bandits 11:04 | ||||
| 11:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | The Fisheye rush to the left (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nope McNope] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Stevan Vincent-Ridley rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Lilly] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 22 | Shedeur Sanders pass to Justin Jefferson up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Jamil Keen] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Adrian Peterson rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Russell Potts] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | Shedeur Sanders pitch to Stevan Vincent-Ridley [TD] to the right (5.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:43 | Extra point attempted by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Dolphins 8:43 | ||||
| 8:43 | Kickoff by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., 64 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (27 yd return) [tackle: Public Ebony 7] | Replay | ||
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Jaylon Washington II rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Howard Hulkster] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 36 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Dalvin Cook up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S VENOM #57] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the left side [deflected by Zack Wolfblade] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Clifford Franklin up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:13 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Weaponsgrade Ooftonium up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Keegan Kolesar] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 48 | Punt by Beezus Fuffoon, 20 yd, fielded by Marcus Vincent-Jones Sr. (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Dion Driver] | Replay |
| East Bandits 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Shedeur Sanders pitch to Adrian Peterson [TD] to the right (61 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:31 | Extra point attempted by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Dolphins 6:31 | ||||
| 6:31 | Kickoff by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., 49 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (19 yd return) [diving tackle: Dont’a Vincent-Hightower Sr.] | Replay | ||
| 6:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Jonathon Moxon screen pass to Rocky Jones to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COBRA'S PIT #26] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 42 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S PIT #26] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 4th & inches | OPP 49.5 | Jonathon Moxon screen pass to John Riggins to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Keegan Kolesar] | Replay |
| East Bandits 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | COBRA'S POWER #43 rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Will Carrier] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 47.5 | Stevan Vincent-Ridley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: ~ Smiling Assassin ~] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Shedeur Sanders pass to Nathaniel Hall up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:47 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Another Punter, 20 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Paris Bandit] | Replay |
| Texas Dolphins 3:37 | ||||
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S CORNER #24] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 46.5 | Dalvin Cook rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Hans Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:58 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 47 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S PIT #26] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the right side [deflected by TOKYO COBRA #35] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S PIT #26] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 25.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 25.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Dalvin Cook up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Public Ebony 6] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: TOKYO COBRA #35] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 13 | Jonathon Moxon bad pass to Suck it Trebek up the left side, thrown low [deflected by J.C. Vincent-Jackson Sr.] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:07 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 13 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: KPs Bandit] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Jaylon Washington II rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:42 | Extra point attempted by Micky O'Shanahan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| East Bandits 0:42 | ||||
| 0:42 | Kickoff by Micky O'Shanahan, 49 yd, fielded by Marcus Vincent-Jones Sr. (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Busta Means] | Replay | ||
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | COBRA'S POWER #43 rush [missed tackle: Johnie Johnson] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: ~ Smiling Assassin ~] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Texas Dolphins | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 48.5 | The Fisheye rush [TD] to the left (51.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:12 | Extra point attempted by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Dolphins 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | Kickoff by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., 49 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Buffalo Nishiki] | Replay | ||
| 0:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S CORNER #24] | Replay |