Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Texas Dolphins 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., 64 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (14 yd return) [tackle: Dont’a Vincent-Hightower Sr.] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Dalvin Cook rush to the left (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Earl Thomas] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Jaylon Washington II rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Buffalo Tanaka] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Dalvin Cook rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Hulkster] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 37.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the left side, caught (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: KPs Bandit] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Dalvin Cook rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: COBRA'S DEN #56] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 34 | Weaponsgrade Ooftonium rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COBRA'S DEN #56] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 33 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B up the left side [deflected by COBRA'S CORNER #24] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:51 | 4th & 6 | OPP 33 | Punt by Beezus Fuffoon, 28 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| East Bandits 10:45 | ||||
| 10:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5.5 | COBRA'S POWER #43 rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Lilly] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 8 | Shedeur Sanders pitch to Adrian Peterson to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Will Carrier] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 12.5 | Shedeur Sanders pass to Hingle McCringleberry over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Busta Means] | Replay |
| 8:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Shedeur Sanders pitch to Adrian Peterson to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gordon Bauer] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 25.5 | Shedeur Sanders screen pass to Lacquer Head to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Mel Renfro] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | Shedeur Sanders pass to BANDITO COBRA #85 over the middle [deflected by Mel Renfro] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:13 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Another Punter, 23 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (3.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Buffalo Tanaka] | Replay |
| Texas Dolphins 7:06 | ||||
| 7:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones, hurried by Buffalo Nishiki, up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:55 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Paris Bandit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:49 | 4th & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by Beezus Fuffoon, 18 yd, fielded by Marcus Vincent-Jones Sr. [TD] (76 yd return) | Replay |
| East Bandits 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | Extra point attempted by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Dolphins 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | Kickoff by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., 49 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (15.5 yd return) [tackle: COBRA'S PIT #26] | Replay | ||
| 6:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Jon Coffey, hurried by Buffalo Nishiki, over the middle [deflected by Angelo Wolfblade] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:21 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:14 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Suck it Trebek up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Angelo Wolfblade] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 4th & inches | OWN 46 | Jaylon Washington II rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dr Death] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Angelo Wolfblade] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Suck it Trebek up the left side [deflected by Angelo Wolfblade] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 49 | Jonathon Moxon pitch to Dalvin Cook [TD] to the left (51 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:31 | Extra point attempted by Micky O'Shanahan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| East Bandits 4:31 | ||||
| 4:31 | Kickoff by Micky O'Shanahan, 49 yd, fielded by Marcus Vincent-Jones Sr. [TD] (80 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 4:15 | Extra point attempted by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Texas Dolphins 4:15 | ||||
| 4:15 | Kickoff by Kaare Vincent-Vedvik Jr., 48 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Donkey Teeth] | Replay | ||
| 4:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B up the left side [deflected by J.C. Vincent-Jackson Sr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Quatro Loko up the left side [deflected by J.C. Vincent-Jackson Sr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:59 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 40 | Jonathon Moxon pass to New B, hurried by Dont’a Vincent-Hightower Sr., up the left side intercepted by J.C. Vincent-Jackson Sr. (0 yd return) [tackle: New B] | Replay |
| East Bandits 3:53 | ||||
| 3:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | COBRA'S POWER #43 rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Johnie Johnson] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 49.5 | Stevan Vincent-Ridley rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Monster] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Shedeur Sanders pass to Crazy Legs Diamond up the left side [deflected by Nope McNope] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:23 | 4th & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Another Punter, 35 yd, fielded by Sean Ricks (12 yd return) [diving tackle: COBRA'S DEN #56] | Replay |
| Texas Dolphins 2:14 | ||||
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Rocky Jones up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 23 | Jonathon Moxon pass to Dalvin Cook up the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: J.C. Vincent-Jackson Sr.] | Replay |
| 1:26 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 24.5 | Jaylon Washington II rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hector Hulkster] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 6 | OWN 27 | Punt by Beezus Fuffoon, 18 yd, fielded by Marcus Vincent-Jones Sr. (4 yd return) [tackle: Sean Lee] | Replay |
| East Bandits 0:49 | ||||
| 0:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Shedeur Sanders pitch to The Fisheye to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Busta Means] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 40 | Shedeur Sanders pitch to COBRA'S POWER #43 to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Busta Means] | Replay |