Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sacrifice The Warlord 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Ronald Reagan rush [missed tackle: Earl Jones] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Marquise Smith] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 42.5 | Ba Hiep rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bill Ponderosa] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 44.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the left side [deflected by Mike Wagner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:27 | 4th & 3 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Micro Dot 3.2, 31 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (13 yd return) [tackle: A Borted Player] | Replay |
| Richmond Rainbow Lions 13:18 | ||||
| 13:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Nike Ton screen pass to Cooper Hicks to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: A month of Sundays] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 41.5 | Brooks Droppe pass to Barnabus Reynolds up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Albert Edmondson] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Filth Pig] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Aric Curtis rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dominic Brannon] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 48 | Brooks Droppe sacked by A Borted Player (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 46 | Nike Ton pass to Cooper Hicks up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 4th & 14 | OWN 46 | Punt by Ray Guy, 33 yd, fielded by Lightning Mcqueen (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Pied Piper] | Replay |
| Sacrifice The Warlord 10:44 | ||||
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Chase Barbour pass to Solomon Cheng over the middle [deflected by Richard Nixon] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28 | Shotgun Remington pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Chase Barbour screen pass to I Hate A Thief to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 37 | Shotgun Remington pass to Solomon Cheng up the right side [deflected by Douglas Pearson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:13 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 37 | Chase Barbour pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the left side, thrown low, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pied Piper] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to Solomon Cheng over the middle [deflected by Richard Nixon] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Chase Barbour pass to Sacrificial Dropkick up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Glen Jansen] [missed diving tackle: Richard Nixon] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Francesco McLeod] | Replay |
| 7:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 43 | Shotgun Remington pitch to Ronald Reagan [missed tackle: Rod Woodson] [missed diving tackle: deputy dog (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerrod Mathis] | Replay |
| 7:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Ba Hiep rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bill Ponderosa] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 35.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Chase Barbour pass to Dennis Leon up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 20.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pvt Kelly] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Ronald Reagan rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bill Ponderosa] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | Chase Barbour rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Jaleel Slice] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 3rd & G | OPP 5.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to Dennis Leon up the left side [deflected by Pied Piper] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:17 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Micro Dot 3.1, made [FG] | Replay |
| Richmond Rainbow Lions 3:13 | ||||
| 3:13 | Kickoff by Micro Dot 3.1, 42 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Filth Pig] | Replay | ||
| 3:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Brooks Droppe sacked by Thor's Hammer (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:31 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 42 | Crazy Dog rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derek Simpson] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 44.5 | Brooks Droppe pass to The Ghoul up the right side [deflected by Peak and A picture] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:55 | 4th & 13 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 20 yd, fielded by Lightning Mcqueen (6 yd return) [tackle: Pvt Kelly] | Replay |
| Sacrifice The Warlord 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Chase Barbour pitch to Ba Hiep [TD] to the left (58.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:32 | Extra point attempted by Micro Dot 3.1, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Richmond Rainbow Lions 1:32 | ||||
| 1:32 | Kickoff by Micro Dot 3.1, 62 yd, fielded by Mel Gray [TD] (92.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 1:13 | Extra point attempted by Morten Anderson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sacrifice The Warlord 1:13 | ||||
| 1:13 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 45 yd, fielded by Lightning Mcqueen [missed tackle: Rasheed Riddle] [missed diving tackle: Morten Anderson] (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Pied Piper] | Replay | ||
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Shotgun Remington pass to Ronald Reagan up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:02 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Sacrificial Dropkick rush [missed tackle: Ty Garza] [missed diving tackle: Glen Jansen] to the right (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marquise Smith] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sacrifice The Warlord | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to Run Rabbit Run up the left side [deflected by Levon Kirkland] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to Dennis Leon up the left side [deflected by Ty Garza] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Chase Barbour pass to Run Rabbit Run up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Garza] | Replay |
| 0:04 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 34 | Punt by Micro Dot 3.2, 34.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |