Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sacrifice The Warlord 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 45 yd, fielded by Lightning Mcqueen [missed tackle: Pied Piper] (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Mel Gray] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Sacrificial Dropkick rush [missed tackle: Jerrod Mathis] to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Richard Nixon] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 39.5 | Chase Barbour pass to Run Rabbit Run up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Shotgun Remington pitch to Ronald Reagan to the right (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Richard Nixon] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Chase Barbour pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the right side, thrown low, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 3 | Ba Hiep rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:14 | Extra point attempted by Micro Dot 3.1, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Richmond Rainbow Lions 12:14 | ||||
| 12:14 | Kickoff by Micro Dot 3.1, 49 yd, fielded by Mel Gray [missed tackle: Marcel Brannon] (34 yd return) [diving tackle: Chase Kirkland] | Replay | ||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Brooks Droppe screen pass to S'mor Gibbs to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: A Borted Player] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 48.5 | Nike Ton pass to Cooper Hicks up the right side, thrown low, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I Hate A Thief] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | S'mor Gibbs rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Peak and A picture] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 29.5 | Nike Ton pitch to Crazy Dog to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Wooden Stake] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 27.5 | Brooks Droppe screen pass to Cooper Hicks to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Zoe Saldana] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 28 | Brooks Droppe screen pass to Jim Morrison to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Alfred Blankenship] (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Whisper of Death] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Nike Ton rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zoe Saldana] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 2nd & G | OPP 6.5 | Brooks Droppe pass to Stuart Bacon up the left side [deflected by I Hate A Thief] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & G | OPP 6.5 | Brooks Droppe screen pass to Dominque West to the right side, caught [TD] (6.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:36 | Extra point attempted by Morten Anderson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sacrifice The Warlord 7:36 | ||||
| 7:36 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 49 yd, fielded by Lightning Mcqueen (20 yd return) [tackle: Sergeant Oddball] | Replay | ||
| 7:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Ba Hiep rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Oddball] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 44 | Shotgun Remington pass to I Love Grape Jelly up the left side, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Chase Barbour pass to Run Rabbit Run up the left side, thrown low, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ty Garza] | Replay |
| 5:30 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 29 | Shotgun Remington pass to Run Rabbit Run up the left side [deflected by Ty Garza] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:25 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 29 | Chase Barbour pass to Pedro Goodman over the middle [deflected by Sergeant Oddball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:21 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 29 | Shotgun Remington pitch to Ba Hiep to the right (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glen Jansen] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Ronald Reagan rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 14.5 | Shotgun Remington pass to I Love Grape Jelly over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 9 | Chase Barbour pass to Ba Hiep up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:24 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 9 | 26 yd field goal attempted by Micro Dot 3.1, made [FG] | Replay |
| Richmond Rainbow Lions 3:20 | ||||
| 3:20 | Kickoff by Micro Dot 3.1, 50 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (20.5 yd return) [tackle: I Hate A Thief] | Replay | ||
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Nike Ton pass to Jim Morrison up the right side, thrown low, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Alfred Blankenship] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | S'mor Gibbs rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: A Borted Player] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Brooks Droppe pass to Crazy Dog up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: I Hate A Thief] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 39.5 | Nike Ton sacked by A Borted Player (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:58 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 30 yd, fielded by Lightning Mcqueen (9 yd return) [diving tackle: Marquise Smith] | Replay |
| Sacrifice The Warlord 0:49 | ||||
| 0:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Chase Barbour pass to Run Rabbit Run up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22 | Shotgun Remington pass to Run Rabbit Run up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 29.5 | Chase Barbour pass to Run Rabbit Run up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rod Woodson] | Replay |