Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Augusta Green Jackets 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 68 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 29.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Gary Player - AGJ to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 29 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Zach Johnson - AGJ up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Nikki Fictel] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Arnold Palmer JMcD up the right side [deflected by Russian Guyovitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Slammin' Sammy, hurried by Ned Impossible, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 44.5 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Kano, Master Bodyguard] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Fred Couples to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 47.5 | Seve Ballesteros GJ rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Humungaloid aka Dr. Paul Entmann] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 46 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Ned Impossible, over the middle [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Mike Weir, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 11:07 | ||||
| 11:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 13.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle [deflected by Phil Mickelson - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:46 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 62 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 9:37 | ||||
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, up the left side [deflected by Kenny Cover 2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen up the left side [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:27 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 4th & 7 | OWN 47 | Punt by Mike Weir, 35 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Robert Jones Jr.] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 8:40 | ||||
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 29.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Watson GJ] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 35.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Art Wall Jr. JMcD (Spin)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm - AGJ] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Bernhard Langer (Spin)] [missed tackle: Billy Casper GJ] [missed diving tackle: Fuzzy Zoeller (Power Through)] up the middle (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Coody] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: Vijay Singh - AGJ (Spin)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Charl Schwartzel - AGJ] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 45 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture screen pass to Two-Ton Twenty-One, hurried by Craig Stadler, to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Horton Smith (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fuzzy Zoeller] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the left side [deflected by Henry Picard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 37 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Ook Ook up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Horton Smith (Spin)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Nicklaus - AGJ] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 30.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Stars and Garters up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 4th & inches | OPP 27 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Tom Watson GJ (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Doctor Dugong up the right side [deflected by Jordan Spieth GJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24 | Amber Gold pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Coody] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 23 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Elderick Woods] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Bernhard Langer (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Raymond Floyd GJ (Power Through)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 4 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture screen pass to Force Majeure to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Henry Picard] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 1.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Augusta Green Jackets 0:25 | ||||
| 0:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 59 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (33.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay | ||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Fred Couples rush [missed tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |