Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Yokohama Yaks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Danny Willet, 74 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP [TD] (104.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 14:47 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Augusta Green Jackets 14:47 | ||||
| 14:47 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 54 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (11 yd return) [tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay | ||
| 14:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 33.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ screen pass to Jim Demaret to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikki Fictel] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 42.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ screen pass to Fred Couples to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 39 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:08 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by Mike Weir, 39 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 12:01 | ||||
| 12:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Scary Nillson up the left side [deflected by Jack Nicklaus - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Amber Gold pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed diving tackle: Billy Casper GJ (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vijay Singh - AGJ] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture sacked by Fuzzy Zoeller (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:06 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 40 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (9.5 yd return) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 10:59 | ||||
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Gary Player - AGJ [missed diving tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 49 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Tiger Woods GJ to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Arnold Palmer JMcD over the middle intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Arnold Palmer JMcD] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Amber Gold pitch to Warriana, the Amazon to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Raymond Floyd GJ] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 35.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 37.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, jumping catch attempt intercepted by Raymond Floyd GJ (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Stars and Garters] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 8:51 | ||||
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, up the left side [deflected by Russian Guyovitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen over the middle, caught (29.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Seve Ballesteros GJ rush to the left (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Adam Scott JMcD rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:48 | Extra point attempted by Danny Willet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 7:48 | ||||
| 7:48 | Kickoff by Danny Willet, 61 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP [missed diving tackle: Jose Maria Olazabal] (35.5 yd return) [tackle: Tom Watson GJ] | Replay | ||
| 7:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Force Majeure up the right side intercepted by Phil Mickelson - AGJ [missed diving tackle: The Outrider] [TD] (54 yd return) | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 7:31 | ||||
| 7:31 | Extra point attempted by Danny Willet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 7:31 | ||||
| 7:31 | Kickoff by Danny Willet, 64 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP [missed diving tackle: Henry Picard] (39 yd return) [tackle: Dustin Johnson - AGJ] | Replay | ||
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Art Wall Jr. JMcD] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Horton Smith] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 49 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure over the middle [deflected by Phil Mickelson - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 49 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Patrick Reed - AGJ] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side [deflected by Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:53 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | Amber Gold pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed diving tackle: Horton Smith (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Vijay Singh - AGJ] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 41 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle intercepted by Horton Smith (0 yd return) [tackle: The Outrider] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 5:19 | ||||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ screen pass to Jackie Burke Jr. to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Tiger Woods GJ [missed diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Slammin' Sammy up the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Slammin' Sammy, hurried by Humungaloid aka Dr. Paul Entmann, up the left side [deflected by Russian Guyovitch] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ sacked by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:27 | 3rd & 14 | OPP 46 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ up the left side [deflected by Colonel Snoopy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:21 | 4th & 14 | OPP 46 | Punt by Mike Weir, 46 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 2:16 | ||||
| 2:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Raymond Floyd GJ] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 1.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Art Wall Jr. JMcD] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 3.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Force Majeure up the left side intercepted by Horton Smith (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Force Majeure] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 0:59 | ||||
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ screen pass to Seve Ballesteros GJ to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 14 | Gary Player - AGJ rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 12.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Seve Ballesteros GJ to the left (no gain) [tackle: Wild Fop] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 4th & 4 | OPP 12.5 | 29.5 yd field goal attempted by Danny Willet, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 14:19 | ||||
| 14:19 | Kickoff by Danny Willet, 64 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (30 yd return) [diving tackle: Tom Watson GJ] | Replay | ||
| 14:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 39.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Stars and Garters up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Horton Smith] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Force Majeure up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 36 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed tackle: Craig Stadler (Power Through)] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Watson GJ] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 36 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Ook Ook over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Amber Gold pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed diving tackle: Henry Picard (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm - AGJ] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 27.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 26.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Night Dick up the right side [deflected by Phil Mickelson - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:23 | 4th & 7 | OPP 26.5 | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 9:19 | ||||
| 9:19 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 67 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (19.5 yd return) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay | ||
| 9:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen over the middle [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Byron Orpheus, Master Necromancer] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Rocco, the Whale Lice, up the left side intercepted by Nikki Fictel (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 8:31 | ||||
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 30.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Stars and Garters up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Vijay Singh - AGJ [deflected by Vijay Singh - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:58 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 30.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Scary Nillson up the left side intercepted by Henry Picard, 1 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 7:52 | ||||
| 7:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Fred Couples to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wild Fop] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Adam Scott JMcD rush [missed tackle: Kenny Cover 2 (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 41 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush [missed tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] [missed tackle: Wild Fop] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Byron Orpheus, Master Necromancer] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Jackie Burke Jr., hurried by Rocco, the Whale Lice, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Slammin' Sammy up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Colonel Snoopy [deflected by Colonel Snoopy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 46 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ up the left side [deflected by The Brown Widow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:42 | 4th & 10 | OWN 46 | Punt by Mike Weir, 37 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (fair catch) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 4:35 | ||||
| 4:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 19 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 22.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle [deflected by Jack Nicklaus - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:19 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 35 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (5 yd return) [diving tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 3:11 | ||||
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Gary Player - AGJ rush [missed tackle: Russian Guyovitch] [missed diving tackle: Nikki Fictel] [TD] to the right (52.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:59 | Extra point attempted by Danny Willet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 2:59 | ||||
| 2:59 | Kickoff by Danny Willet, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP [missed diving tackle: Jose Maria Olazabal] (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Billy Casper GJ] | Replay | ||
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Amber Gold pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed tackle: Billy Casper GJ] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Elderick Woods] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 34.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Elderick Woods [deflected by Elderick Woods] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:18 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 34.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle [deflected by Horton Smith] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:13 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 38 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (fair catch) | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 2:06 | ||||
| 2:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side, thrown low [deflected by The Brown Widow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:02 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ screen pass to Seve Ballesteros GJ to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 32 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Jim Demaret, hurried by Humungaloid aka Dr. Paul Entmann, over the middle intercepted by Nikki Fictel (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Jim Demaret] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Horton Smith] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 2nd & inches | OPP 25 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Force Majeure up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Nicklaus - AGJ] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Offensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Doctor Dugong up the right side [deflected by Jordan Spieth GJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 15 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Molotov Cocktease up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Phil Mickelson - AGJ] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 7 | Offensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 0:36 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 7 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Scary Nillson up the left side [deflected by Charl Schwartzel - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:32 | 4th & 2 | OPP 7 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm - AGJ] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Offensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 0:28 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Scary Nillson up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Augusta Green Jackets 0:25 | ||||
| 0:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 64 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay | ||
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Arnold Palmer JMcD over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 68 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 29.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Gary Player - AGJ to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Action Man] | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 29 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Zach Johnson - AGJ up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Nikki Fictel] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Arnold Palmer JMcD up the right side [deflected by Russian Guyovitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Slammin' Sammy, hurried by Ned Impossible, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 44.5 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Kano, Master Bodyguard] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Fred Couples to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 47.5 | Seve Ballesteros GJ rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Humungaloid aka Dr. Paul Entmann] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 46 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Ned Impossible, over the middle [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:12 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Mike Weir, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 11:07 | ||||
| 11:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 13.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider over the middle [deflected by Phil Mickelson - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:46 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 62 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 9:37 | ||||
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, up the left side [deflected by Kenny Cover 2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen up the left side [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:27 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 4th & 7 | OWN 47 | Punt by Mike Weir, 35 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Robert Jones Jr.] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 8:40 | ||||
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 29.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tom Watson GJ] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 35.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Art Wall Jr. JMcD (Spin)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm - AGJ] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Bernhard Langer (Spin)] [missed tackle: Billy Casper GJ] [missed diving tackle: Fuzzy Zoeller (Power Through)] up the middle (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Coody] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: Vijay Singh - AGJ (Spin)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Charl Schwartzel - AGJ] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 45 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture screen pass to Two-Ton Twenty-One, hurried by Craig Stadler, to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Horton Smith (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fuzzy Zoeller] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the left side [deflected by Henry Picard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 37 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Ook Ook up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Horton Smith (Spin)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Nicklaus - AGJ] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 30.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Stars and Garters up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 4th & inches | OPP 27 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Tom Watson GJ (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Doctor Dugong up the right side [deflected by Jordan Spieth GJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24 | Amber Gold pitch to Warriana, the Amazon [missed tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Coody] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 23 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Elderick Woods] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Bernhard Langer (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Raymond Floyd GJ (Power Through)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 4 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture screen pass to Force Majeure to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Henry Picard] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 1.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:25 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Augusta Green Jackets 0:25 | ||||
| 0:25 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 59 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (33.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Mister Monday] | Replay | ||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Fred Couples rush [missed tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 45.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Jim Demaret up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:56 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 45.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ bad pass to Arnold Palmer JMcD over the middle intercepted by Russian Guyovitch (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Arnold Palmer JMcD] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 14:52 | ||||
| 14:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 48.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider up the right side [deflected by Phil Mickelson - AGJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:08 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 48.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Scary Nillson up the left side [deflected by Henry Picard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:04 | 4th & 9 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 37 yd, fielded by Seve Ballesteros GJ (9 yd return) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 13:57 | ||||
| 13:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Arnold Palmer JMcD up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 28 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ screen pass to Fred Couples to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush to the left (11 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 41.5 | Tiger Woods GJ rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Byron Orpheus, Master Necromancer] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 44 | George Archer rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 47 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ pitch to Fred Couples to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 46.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Gene Sarazen up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 49.5 | Sergio Garcia - AGJ pass to Sir Nick Faldo - AGJ, hurried by Ned Impossible, up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikki Fictel] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Tiger Woods GJ rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 34.5 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 7:18 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 33.5 | Gene Sarazen rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 4th & 6 | OPP 32.5 | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by Danny Willet, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 6:48 | ||||
| 6:48 | Kickoff by Danny Willet, 75 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (27 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay | ||
| 6:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ben Crenshaw JMcD] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 24.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bernhard Langer] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Scary Nillson up the left side [deflected by Bob Goalby] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:39 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 25.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to The Outrider up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hootie Johnson] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Force Majeure up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 42 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Jack Nicklaus - AGJ (Spin)] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Coody] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture sacked by Dustin Johnson - AGJ (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 44.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Coody] | Replay |
| 2:48 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Force Majeure up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hideki Matsuyama JMcD] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture bad pass to The Outrider, hurried by Jose Maria Olazabal, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Phil Mickelson - AGJ] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture sacked by Dustin Johnson - AGJ (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 31 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side [deflected by Elderick Woods] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:37 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 31 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Lady Majeure up the right side [deflected by Billy Casper GJ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 4th & 13.5 | OPP 31 | Doctor Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture pass to Doctor Dugong up the left side [deflected by Henry Picard] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Augusta Green Jackets 1:28 | ||||
| 1:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Adam Scott JMcD rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 36 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 36 | Tiger Woods GJ rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Byron Orpheus, Master Necromancer] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 37.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 1:21 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 37.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Monstroso, King of the Double Cross] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 1:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 40.5 | Scottie Scheffler GJ rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |