Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 49 | Boozy Patton pass to HOOD MF'n Receiver over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gunner Swift] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 48.5 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 46.5 | Boozy Patton. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: David "Swoosh" Ingram] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | MF'n HOOD MF'r rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 43 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 42 | Boozy Patton pass to Duke Fleed over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Bourne] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 25.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Reacher] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 24.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Duke Fleed over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Pruitt] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Black Knight] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 14.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Tony Richardson over the middle [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 14.5 | Boozy Patton bad pass to Duke Fleed, hurried by Ken U. Diggit, over the middle [deflected by Raising Kane] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:44 | 4th & 9 | OPP 14.5 | 31.5 yd field goal attempted by MF'n Kicker, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 8:40 | ||||
| 8:40 | Kickoff by MF'n Kicker, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston up the right side, caught (52.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hawking HOOD MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 26.5 | Cullen Bohannon screen pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 22 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch, hurried by HOOD Stuffing MF'n MF'r, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by Reset Dot 007, made [FG] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 6:35 | ||||
| 6:35 | Kickoff by Reset Dot 007, 71 yd, fielded by Returning MF'r (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Neil Pert] | Replay | ||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush [missed tackle: Xenny Cover] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Reacher] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 28.5 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 29.5 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 4th & 1 | OWN 31 | Boozy Patton. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Black Knight] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 36.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 34.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Duke Fleed over the middle [deflected by Kameron Terrell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:30 | 4th & 8 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by MF'n Punter, 39 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 3:23 | ||||
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Decleting MF'n MF'r [deflected by Decleting MF'n MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 31 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Decleating MF'n MF'r [deflected by Decleating MF'n MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:42 | 4th & 6 | OWN 31 | Punt by Reset Dot 008, 44 yd, fielded by Returning MF'r (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Gunner Swift] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 2:35 | ||||
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | Boozy Patton pass to Duke Fleed over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Spamish Inquisition] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: C-Town MF'n Hood | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Boozy Patton pass to MF'n Pancake Master up the left side [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Reacher] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: C-Town MF'n Hood | Replay |
| 0:36 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 44.5 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Pruitt] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Boozy Patton pass to HOOD MF'n Receiver up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Neil Pert [deflected by Neil Pert] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:14 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Boozy Patton pass to MF'n Brute Force over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Spamish Inquisition] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: C-Town MF'n Hood | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by MF'n Kicker, made [FG] | Replay |