Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| C-Town MF'n Hood 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Reset Dot 007, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | MF'n HOOD MF'r rush [missed tackle: Kameron Terrell] to the right (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: David "Swoosh" Ingram] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lakae Manumana] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 43 | Punt by MF'n Punter, 40 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:28 | ||||
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Move It rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: MF'n HOOD Stuffing MF'r] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 19.5 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: MF'n HH HOOD Tackling MF'r] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 23 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Stuffing MF'r] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 36.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Marty Graws over the middle, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:58 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 36.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 49 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Sticky Hanz over the middle [deflected by MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:41 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 49 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Decleating MF'n MF'r] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Stuffing MF'r] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Cullen Bohannon screen pass to Solomon "Rebel" Hulston to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Move It rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Defending the MF'n HOOD] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 31.5 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH MF'n HOOD Tackling MF'r] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 27.5 | Solomon "Rebel" Hulston rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH MF'n HOOD Tackling MF'r] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Stuffing MF'r] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 17 | Dean Slaughter rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: HODD MF'n Defender] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 18 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Throw Me Something Mister over the middle [deflected by KoB's Deion Sanders] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:18 | 4th & 9 | OPP 18 | 35 yd field goal attempted by Reset Dot 007, made [FG] | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | Kickoff by Reset Dot 007, 64 yd, fielded by Returning MF'r (20.5 yd return) [tackle: John Wick] | Replay | ||
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Boozy Patton pass to MF'n Brute Force over the middle, caught [TD] (73.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:01 | Extra point attempted by MF'n Kicker, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | Kickoff by MF'n Kicker, 71 yd, fielded by Jukey Sands (22 yd return) [tackle: Hawking HOOD MF'r] | Replay | ||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Move It rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: MF'n HOOD Stuffing MF'r] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 22.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Darth Bane over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 27 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown, hurried by HOOD Stuffing MF'n MF'r, over the middle [deflected by MF'n HOOD Shutdown MF'r] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 4th & 4 | OWN 27 | Punt by Reset Dot 008, 40 yd, fielded by Returning MF'r (fair catch) | Replay |
| C-Town MF'n Hood 1:37 | ||||
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Boozy Patton pass to MF'n HOOD Receiver up the left side [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Reacher] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 36.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Duke Fleed over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |