| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 10 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 37 | Final |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | 7 | 14 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 42 |
Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 45 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 42 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC (Hurdle)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 37 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush [missed diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC (Hurdle)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 26 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 23.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 17 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End, hurried by Archibald Campbell, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:52 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 17 | Geno Smith pass to Wearing Boxers up the right side intercepted by Daniel Bullocks Rafiki (17 yd return)[forced fumble: ROT 2], fumbled , recovered by Wearing Boxers (17 yd return) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:41 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:41 | ||||
| 9:41 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 78 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Metal Massacre to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: THE INVADOR (Hurdle)] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Varela] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught, knocked loose by STEEL Norm Grey [deflected by Otis Varela] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Cote de Pablo] (12 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: combo meal SUPERSIZED] | Replay |
| 6:51 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Random House (Power Through)] (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lay Rewis] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught [TD] (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:18 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 72 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (21 yd return) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay | ||
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 22 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: Clay Rollins (Power Through)][Monster Hit forced fumble: Wilhemus Mynderse], fumbled , recovered by ELA D. LIAR LB (0 yd return) [diving tackle: ROT 1] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:45 | ||||
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught [missed tackle: S100 CB (Power Through)] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side, caught (24 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:56 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 4:56 | ||||
| 4:56 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 61 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (25 yd return) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay | ||
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (no gain) [tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle, caught, knocked loose by DeJuan Groce Rafiki [deflected by DeJuan Groce Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:10 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Les Claypool, 52 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (14.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Jerome "TSW" Gunner] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:02 | ||||
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Otis Varela [deflected by Otis Varela] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Lay Rewis (Spin)] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Popeye Pierson] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 44 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 49 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance up the left side, caught (28.5 yd gain) [tackle: LB 2.0 STOP] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back, hurried by I Rush You, to the right side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Strong Safety 2 (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Jack Handsbert (Power Through)] (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & G | OPP 6 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & G | OPP 6 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:36 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 77 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (25 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 17 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 17 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 16 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 16 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |