| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | 10 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 37 | Final |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | 7 | 14 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 42 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 73 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle intercepted by Mark Angel (17 yd return) [diving tackle: Super Veloce] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 14:51 | ||||
| 14:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: combo meal SUPERSIZED] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Tommy Milton rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:18 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:18 | ||||
| 14:18 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 70 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (30 yd return) [diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay | ||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 34.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Everett Leblanc] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 35.5 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed diving tackle: DeJuan Groce Rafiki (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 39.5 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 37 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Everett Leblanc] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 30 | Geno Smith pass to Caught It up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed diving tackle: DeJuan Groce Rafiki (Hurdle)] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 6.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:11 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:11 | ||||
| 9:11 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Tommy Milton rush [missed diving tackle: Great White (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Henry RsDTman] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Tommy Milton rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Deion Ponce rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Strong Safety 2], fumbled , recovered by Tylor Correa (0 yd return) [tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage] | Replay |
| 6:54 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Rusty Pierce rush [missed diving tackle: I Rush You] to the right (10 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 2nd & inches | OPP 48 | HOOD MF'n Scat Back rush [missed diving tackle: Great White (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Hunt U-Down] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Tommy Milton pitch to Rusty Pierce up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: combo meal SUPERSIZED] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 45.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Deion Ponce [missed tackle: Jack Handsbert] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 40.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Metal Massacre rush [missed diving tackle: Great White (Hurdle)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: EDP Cupcakes] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 29.5 | Deion Ponce rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jordan Rivers] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 30 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side [deflected by KoB's Ronnie Lott] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:24 | 4th & 5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:20 | ||||
| 2:20 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 76 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal [missed diving tackle: Ashin Kusher IV (Spin)] (33 yd return) [tackle: Philipp Lahm HHWC] | Replay | ||
| 2:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 30.5 | Geno Smith pass to Wearing Boxers up the right side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 41.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA RAICH FS] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 31 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle intercepted by Mark Angel, 1 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 14:23 | ||||
| 14:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Metal Massacre rush [missed diving tackle: Henry RsDTman (Hurdle)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Leonard Driscoll] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] [missed tackle: George Patton (Spin)] (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 13:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Rusty Pierce rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Great White] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 30.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 29.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Tommy Milton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: combo meal SUPERSIZED] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 22.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Metal Massacre [missed tackle: THE INVADOR (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: * Frick] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 21 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 8.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side [deflected by STEEL Norm Grey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:04 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:01 | ||||
| 8:01 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle, caught (29.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 47.5 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [diving tackle: Diabolico Coupè] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle [deflected by Mark Angel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:58 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux [missed diving tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse (Hurdle)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 18.5 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: DeJuan Groce Rafiki] | Replay |
| 4:41 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:37 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 4:37 | ||||
| 4:37 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Tommy Milton rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: George Patton] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Boozy Patton pass to Rusty Pierce over the middle [deflected by STEEL Norm Grey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman, hurried by I Rush You, over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 4th & 4 | OWN 26 | Punt by Sean Lundy, 55 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (15 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:13 | ||||
| 3:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35.5 | Geno Smith pass to Stoutleg Bruiser up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Scott Morin] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 11.5 | Geno Smith pass to Caught It, hurried by Ashin Kusher IV, up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:48 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 0:48 | ||||
| 0:48 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 71 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (20.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: STripper Sands] | Replay | ||
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back, hurried by I Rush You, to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 21.5 | Tommy Milton pitch to HOOD MF'n Scat Back [missed diving tackle: * Frick (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leonard Driscoll] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 73 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus [missed tackle: STripper Sands] (22.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Jerome "TSW" Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19 | Boozy Patton pass to Romeo Snow over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 14:10 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 22 | Boozy Patton bad pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back, hurried by * Frick, over the middle intercepted by KoB's Ronnie Lott (0 yd return) [tackle: HOOD MF'n Scat Back] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:05 | ||||
| 14:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathan Gerry Rafiki] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal over the middle, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:40 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 12:40 | ||||
| 12:40 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 12:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 41 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hunt U-Down] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 42 | Metal Massacre rush [missed tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Lay Rewis (Hurdle)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Hunt U-Down] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jordan Rivers] | Replay |
| 9:35 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 44.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Macho Man Randy Savage (Power Through)] (3 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Rusty Pierce rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunt U-Down] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 36.5 | Boozy Patton pitch to Deion Ponce to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 35.5 | Boozy Patton pass to The Shining up the right side, caught, knocked loose by UND Harry Peacock [deflected by UND Harry Peacock] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:04 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, missed | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 7:00 | ||||
| 7:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Geno Smith screen pass to Stoutleg Bruiser to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 41 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle, caught [deflected by Mike Minter Rafiki] (29.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mark Angel] | Replay |
| 5:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Geno Smith pass to Super Veloce over the middle, caught (29.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 5:40 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:40 | ||||
| 5:40 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 70 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (23.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: STripper Sands] | Replay | ||
| 5:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick up the left side, caught (40 yd gain) [diving tackle: S100 CB] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Boozy Patton pitch to Metal Massacre to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 20 | Tommy Milton pitch to Deion Ponce up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Leonard Driscoll] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Deion Ponce up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:23 | 4th & 8 | OPP 20 | 37 yd field goal attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:19 | ||||
| 3:19 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 77 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (23 yd return) [tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 3:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 14 | Geno Smith pass to Wearing Boxers up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 33 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 34.5 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Daniel Bullocks Rafiki] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed diving tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki (Hurdle)] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 45 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 42 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Gilbert] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: ELA D. LIAR LB (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC (Hurdle)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Barrett Ruud Rafiki] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 37 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Tyler Miles] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush [missed diving tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC (Hurdle)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Norman Kitchen] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 26 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 23.5 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay |
| 11:04 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21 | Magic Bus Redux rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Edward Teach] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Geno Smith pass to Marvelous Mal up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jordyn Brooks] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 17 | Geno Smith pass to KoB's LeBron @ Tight End, hurried by Archibald Campbell, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:52 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 17 | Geno Smith pass to Wearing Boxers up the right side intercepted by Daniel Bullocks Rafiki (17 yd return)[forced fumble: ROT 2], fumbled , recovered by Wearing Boxers (17 yd return) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:41 | Extra point attempted by Fleet Feet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 9:41 | ||||
| 9:41 | Kickoff by Fleet Feet, 78 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEEL Norm Grey] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Metal Massacre to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: THE INVADOR (Hurdle)] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Varela] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Lester Quick over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught, knocked loose by STEEL Norm Grey [deflected by Otis Varela] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Deion Ponce to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Cote de Pablo] (12 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: combo meal SUPERSIZED] | Replay |
| 6:51 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Random House (Power Through)] (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lay Rewis] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson up the left side, caught [TD] (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:18 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 72 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (21 yd return) [tackle: Ashin Kusher IV] | Replay | ||
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | KoB's Earl Campbell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Henry Morgan] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 22 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell [missed tackle: Clay Rollins (Power Through)][Monster Hit forced fumble: Wilhemus Mynderse], fumbled , recovered by ELA D. LIAR LB (0 yd return) [diving tackle: ROT 1] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 5:45 | ||||
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught [missed tackle: S100 CB (Power Through)] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the right side, caught (24 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:56 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 4:56 | ||||
| 4:56 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 61 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (25 yd return) [tackle: Clay Rollins] | Replay | ||
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Geno Smith pitch to Magic Bus Redux to the left (no gain) [tackle: Wilhemus Mynderse] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | Geno Smith pitch to KoB's Earl Campbell to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Oliver Kahn HHWC] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Geno Smith pass to Derik Whitfield over the middle, caught, knocked loose by DeJuan Groce Rafiki [deflected by DeJuan Groce Rafiki] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:10 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Les Claypool, 52 yd, fielded by Biggus Dickus (14.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Jerome "TSW" Gunner] | Replay |
| Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers 3:02 | ||||
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Boozy Patton pass to Isaiah Ackerman up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Otis Varela [deflected by Otis Varela] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Boozy Patton screen pass to Rusty Pierce to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Lay Rewis (Spin)] (11 yd gain) [tackle: Popeye Pierson] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Boozy Patton pass to Stone Jacobsen up the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cote de Pablo] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 44 | Boozy Patton pass to Albert Johnson over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Handsbert] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: UND Harry Peacock] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 49 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Strong Safety 2] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance up the left side, caught (28.5 yd gain) [tackle: LB 2.0 STOP] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back, hurried by I Rush You, to the right side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: THE INVADOR] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Boozy Patton screen pass to HOOD MF'n Scat Back to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Strong Safety 2 (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Jack Handsbert (Power Through)] (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Ronnie Lott] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & G | OPP 6 | Offensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & G | OPP 6 | Boozy Patton pass to Jack Torrance over the middle, caught [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:36 | Extra point attempted by Stanley Baxter, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | Kickoff by Stanley Baxter, 77 yd, fielded by Shifty Mal (25 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Mike Minter Rafiki] | Replay | ||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 17 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 17 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 16 | Defensive Timeout Called: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers | Replay |
| 0:29 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 16 | Geno Smith rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |