Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 35 | Bomb Diggity pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | KP Bean pitch to Tiqi Barber to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 14:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 24.5 | KP Bean rush [missed diving tackle: Will Robinson] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bubba Blue] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 22 | Magic Mahomes pass to slot guy, hurried by James Farrior, up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:26 | 4th & 5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by Clark Mclain, missed | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 13:21 | ||||
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Pop Eye up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: KP Staton] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Plu to up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alonso Starr] | Replay |
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Notorious B I G rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stump Chumpman] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 46 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Pop Eye up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Kenneth Lawrence] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 48 | Notorious B I G rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: + Ron Goldberg] | Replay |
| 10:17 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 21 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Levon Kirkland] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 10:09 | ||||
| 10:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KP Bean rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 32 | KP Bean pitch to Tiqi Barber to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: John Robinson] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 30 | Bomb Diggity pass to Charles Way, hurried by Richard Nixon, up the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rod Woodson] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 4th & 13 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by Punt Chunkman, 24 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (11.5 yd return) [tackle: KP Ster] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Pop Eye up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Sehorn] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 39 | Notorious B I G rush [missed tackle: Jack Hammer] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jessy Armstead] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 37 | Billy Sims rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Stump Chumpman] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 4th & 4 | OPP 37.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 31 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 6:26 | ||||
| 6:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6.5 | Magic Mahomes pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 9 | KP Bean rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dr Smith] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 10 | Magic Mahomes pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:08 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 10 | Punt by Punt Chunkman, 28 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Mitchel Zimmer] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 5:00 | ||||
| 5:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Kid Rock over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:53 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Goo fy pass to Plu to up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Alonso Starr] (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Mac] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Slim Chipley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Samwise Gamgee] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Billy Sims rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: KP Cunningham] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | Goo fy rush [TD] to the left (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:05 | Extra point attempted by Morten Anderson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 3:05 | ||||
| 3:05 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 49 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Will Robinson] | Replay | ||
| 3:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Bomb Diggity pass to Don Johnson up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Butler] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 49.5 | False start penalty committed by MY_C SVQ | Replay |
| 2:25 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 45.5 | KP Bean rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Young Forrest] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Magic Mahomes pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Bomb Diggity pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 30.5 | KP Bean pitch to Tiqi Barber to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 31 | Offensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 0:39 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 31 | Magic Mahomes pass to Corey Bridges up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 31 | Punt by Punt Chunkman, 19 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (5 yd return) [tackle: Dakotah Heath] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 0:27 | ||||
| 0:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Cool Hand Luke pitch to Franco Harris to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: LYING ELA] | Replay |