Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 48 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (23 yd return) [tackle: Kevin Greene] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KP Bean rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dr Smith] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 46.5 | Bomb Diggity sacked by Jack Butler (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:49 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 42 | Magic Mahomes pass to KP Dozier, hurried by James Farrior, up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Young Forrest] | Replay |
| 13:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | KP Bean rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 43.5 | KP Bean pitch to Tiqi Barber to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 45 | Bomb Diggity pass to Corey Bridges, hurried by Maj West, up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 40 | Punt by Punt Chunkman, 19 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Kenneth Lawrence] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 11:33 | ||||
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Billy Sims rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Hammer] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | Slim Chipley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kristopher Crenshaw] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 34.5 | Goo fy bad pass to Snoop Dogg up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:20 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Ray Guy, 28 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (7 yd return) [tackle: ST 2] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 10:11 | ||||
| 10:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KP Bean pitch to Tiqi Barber to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Levon Kirkland] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 43 | KP Bean rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Judy Robinson] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 40 | Magic Mahomes pass to KP Dozier up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Wagner] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 4th & 5 | OPP 50 | Punt by Punt Chunkman, 28 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (19 yd return) [tackle: KP Ster] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 8:20 | ||||
| 8:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Franco Harris rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brad Godwin] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 44.5 | False start penalty committed by Tunch Ilkin | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 39.5 | Cool Hand Luke pass to Donald Duck up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Alonso Starr] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49.5 | Goo fy screen pass to Notorious B I G to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: KP Wise] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 50 | Punt by Ray Guy, 30 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (10 yd return) [diving tackle: ST 2] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 6:08 | ||||
| 6:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KP Bean rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donnie Shell] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 34 | Bomb Diggity sacked by Maj West (1.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:49 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 33 | Magic Mahomes pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Gildon] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Bomb Diggity pass to Retiring Soon, hurried by Maj West, over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | KP Bean rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 3:38 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 39 | Magic Mahomes pass to Travis Kelce over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:32 | 4th & 13 | OWN 39 | Punt by Punt Chunkman, 20 yd, fielded by Mel Gray (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Kenneth Lawrence] | Replay |
| Caracas Cartel 3:25 | ||||
| 3:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Goo fy pitch to Franco Harris [TD] to the right (53 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:10 | Extra point attempted by Morten Anderson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 3:10 | ||||
| 3:10 | Kickoff by Morten Anderson, 65 yd, fielded by KPs Returning (25 yd return) [tackle: ST 2] | Replay | ||
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KP Bean rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donnie Shell] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Magic Mahomes pass to Jamie McLeod up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Swee Pea] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | KP Bean rush to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: John Robinson] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 41 | Tiqi Barber rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kevin Greene] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 42.5 | Bomb Diggity pass to Jamie McLeod, hurried by Will Robinson, up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bam Bam] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Magic Mahomes pass to KP Dozier up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Donnie Shell] | Replay |