Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | André 3000 sacked by Reggie_ White_ (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:30 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 40.5 | André 3000 screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: SB ... FS] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Lil Wayne pitch to Jedi Master Yoda to the right (14 yd gain) [tackle: Kelvin Harman] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel over the middle [deflected by KoB's Deestroying] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Princess Donut (Spin)] (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Damien Lopes] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 29 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hugh Martin] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Lil Wayne rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: King's Shield ¤] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 22 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Florin Ife] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 20.5 | André 3000 pass to NAFO FELLA #RecTE up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chazz Michael Michaels] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | André 3000 pass to Black Thought over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 10:15 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| All The King's Men 10:15 | ||||
| 10:15 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 75 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Edoardo Soleri rush [missed diving tackle: Rakim .] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 9:48 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Ned Flanders rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Max Eisenhardt rush [missed diving tackle: Rakim . (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Edoardo Soleri rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 35 | KoB's Kenny Stabler screen pass to Ned Flanders to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Tupac Shakur] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to Ned Flanders over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Tupac Shakur] (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pitch to Edoardo Soleri [missed diving tackle: Ice T (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 50 Cent] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 49.5 | Max Eisenhardt rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 3rd & inches | OPP 45 | Max Eisenhardt rush [missed diving tackle: Missy Elliot (Power Through)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Purrcules Iceclaw] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to Psamathe Samantha over the middle intercepted by Kendrick Lamar (0 yd return) [tackle: Psamathe Samantha] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:32 | ||||
| 5:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed tackle: Princess Donut (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Damien Lopes (Power Through)] to the left (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: SB ... FS] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 38 | André 3000 pass to The Game over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leonard Stevens] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SB ... FS] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed diving tackle: Sweet Stanley (Hurdle)] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: King's Sword ¤] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 22.5 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Damien Lopes] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 20 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Davey Thomas] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | André 3000 pass to The Game over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sweet Stanley] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 8 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 8 | André 3000 pass to The Game over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:51 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| All The King's Men 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 78 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to Jelly Roll up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludacris *] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pitch to Max Eisenhardt to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ice T] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 3rd & inches | OWN 30 | Edoardo Soleri rush [missed diving tackle: Big Pun (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: All The King's Men | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to KoB's Randy Moss up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: All The King's Men | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to KoB's Dave Casper up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kurtis Blow] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 41 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to Jelly Roll over the middle [deflected by Kendrick Lamar] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 41 | 58 yd field goal attempted by Gilberto Rowell, missed | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Coveth Thy Ball] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 44.5 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane over the middle [deflected by SB ... SS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 44.5 | André 3000 pass to NAFO FELLA #RecTE up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Damien Lopes] | Replay |