Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Gilberto Rowell, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Damien Lopes] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel up the right side, caught (26 yd gain) [diving tackle: SB ... SS] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Henry Morgan II] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 48 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed diving tackle: Coveth Thy Ball] to the left (14 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Princess Donut] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | André 3000 pass to NAFO FELLA #RecTE over the middle, caught, knocked loose by King's Sword ¤ [deflected by King's Sword ¤] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel up the right side, caught [TD] (38 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:13 | Extra point attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| All The King's Men 12:13 | ||||
| 12:13 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 78 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Prepotente Dom rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: NLE Choppa] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | KoB's Kenny Stabler screen pass to Max Eisenhardt to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Ice T (Hurdle)] (3 yd loss) [tackle: Purrcules Iceclaw] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | KoB's Kenny Stabler screen pass to Ned Flanders to the left side, caught [missed tackle: 50 Cent (Spin)] (2 yd loss) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 10:37 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by I didnt mean it, 63 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes (9.5 yd return) [tackle: A B Sea] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 10:28 | ||||
| 10:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane over the middle, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: Chazz Michael Michaels] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed tackle: Reggie_ White_ (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Roadgrader] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 41 | André 3000 pass to Gucci Mane over the middle, caught, knocked loose by King's Sword ¤ [deflected by King's Sword ¤] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 41 | André 3000 pass to The Game over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Leonard Stevens] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed diving tackle: Sweet Stanley] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory Meyers] | Replay |
| 8:24 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24.5 | André 3000 screen pass to Slim Shady to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Reggie_ White_ (Spin)] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Deestroying] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel up the right side [deflected by SB ... SS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 15 | André 3000 pass to Melle Mel up the right side [deflected by Leonard Stevens] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:30 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 15 | André 3000 pass to DMX * over the middle [deflected by Sweet Stanley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 4th & 10 | OPP 15 | 32 yd field goal attempted by Nipsey Hustle, made [FG] | Replay |
| All The King's Men 7:21 | ||||
| 7:21 | Kickoff by Nipsey Hustle, 74 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ned Flanders rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Snoop Dogg] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | KoB's Kenny Stabler screen pass to Ned Flanders to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Purrcules Iceclaw (Spin)], out of bounds (13 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Edoardo Soleri rush [missed tackle: Ludacris * (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Tupac Shakur (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 37 | KoB's Kenny Stabler screen pass to Ned Flanders to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ice Cube] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to Troy Franklin up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Tupac Shakur] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 4th & inches | OWN 42.5 | Prepotente Dom rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to KoB's Randy Moss up the left side, caught (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to Psamathe Samantha up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32 | KoB's Kenny Stabler pass to KoB's Randy Moss over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shoreleave, Agent of OSI] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Edoardo Soleri rush [missed tackle: Purrcules Iceclaw (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brock Samson, Murder Machine] | Replay |
| 3:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 19 | Prepotente Dom rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Kendrick Lamar] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 15 | Max Eisenhardt rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rakim .] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 4th & 2 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Gilberto Rowell, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 1:45 | ||||
| 1:45 | Kickoff by Gilberto Rowell, 72 yd, fielded by Busta Rhymes, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Coveth Thy Ball] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rory Meyers] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | André 3000 screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A B Sea] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | André 3000 pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed tackle: Nick Roadgrader (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Sweet Stanley (Power Through)] to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Princess Donut] | Replay |